And meanwhile, the old body was doing swell on a nutrient-drip into the femoral artery. So it’s a little artificial maybe—but what about the Orggies, riding around in custom-built cars that are nothing but substitute personalities, wearing padded shoulders, contact lenses, hearing aids, false teeth, cosmetics, elevator shoes, rugs to cover their bald domes. If you’re going to wear false eyelashes, why not false eyes? Instead of a nose bob, why not bob the whole face? At least a fellow wearing a Servo is honest about it, which is more than you can say for an Orggie doll in a foam-rubber bra—not that Julie needed any help in that department.
I dipped my big silver spoon in and had the first sip just under my nose when the Sullivan slammed my arm with his hip going past. I got the soup square in the right eye. While I was still clicking the eyelid, trying to clear the lens, the Liston jarred my shoulder hard enough to rattle my master solenoid.
Normally, I’m a pretty even-tempered guy. It’s my theory that the way to keep a neurotronic system in shape is to hold the glandular inputs to a minimum. But, what with the big event coming up that night, and Lorena riding me hard on the joys of contract life, I’d had a hard day. I hopped up, overrode the eye-blink reflex, made a long reach and hooked a finger in the Liston’s collar going away.
“Hold it right there, stumblebum!” I gave the collar a flick to spin him around.
He didn’t spin. Instead, my elbow joint made a noise like a roller skate hitting loose gravel; the jerk almost flipped me right on my face.
The Liston did a slow turn, like a ten-ton crane rig, looked me over with a pair of yellow eyes that were as friendly as gun barrels. A low rumbling sound came out of him. I was a little shook but mad enough not to let it bother me.
“Let’s have that license number,” I barked at him. “There’ll be a bill for the eye and another one for a chassis checkup!”
The Wayne had turned, too, and was beetling his brows at me. The big shot Sullivan pushed between the two of them, looked me over like I was something he’d found curled up in a doorway.
“Maybe you better kind of do a fade, Jasper,” he boomed loud enough for everybody in the restaurant to hear. “My boys got no sense of humor.”
I had my mouth open for my next mistake when Lorena beat me to it:
“Tell the big boob to get lost, Barney; he’s interrupting what I was saying to you.”
The Sullivan rolled an eye at her, showing off his independent suspension. “Shut your yap, sister,” he said.
That did it. I slid my left foot forward, led with a straight left to the power pack, then uppercut him with everything I was able to muster.
My right arm went dead to the shoulder. The Sullivan was still standing there, looking at me. I was staring down at my own fist, dangling at my side. Then it dawned on me what was wrong.
For the moment, I’d forgotten I was wearing a light sport-model body.
2
Gully Fishbein, my business manager, Servo-therapist, drinking buddy, arena trainer and substitute old-maid aunt had warned me I might pull a stunt like this some day. He was a Single-Servo Socialist himself, and in addition to his political convictions, he’d put a lot of time and effort into building me up as the fastest man with a net and mace in show business. He had an investment to protect.
“I’m warning you, Barney,” he used to shove an untrimmed hangnail under my nose and yell. “One day you’re gonna get your reflexes crossed and miss your step on the Fastwalk—or gauge a close one like you was wearing your Astaire and bust the neck of that Carnera you wasted all that jack on. And then where’ll you be, hah?”
“So I lose a hulk,” I’d come back. “So what? I’ve got a closet full of spares.”
“Yeah? And what if it’s a total? You ever heard what can happen to your mind when the connection’s busted—and I do mean busted—like that?”
“I wake up back in my Org body; so what?”
“Maybe,” Gully would shake his head and look like a guy with dangerous secrets. “And maybe not . . . ”
* * *
While I was thinking all this, the Sullivan was getting his money’s worth out of the Grin-U-Matic. He nodded and rocked back on his heels, taking his time with me. The talk had died out at the tables around us. Everybody was catching an ear full.
“A wisey,” the Sullivan says, loud. “What’s the matter, Cheapie, tired of life outside a repair depot?”
“What do you mean, ‘Cheapie’?” I said, just to give my Adam’s apple a workout. “This Arcaro cost me plenty . . . and this goon of yours has jarred my contacts out of line. Just spring for a checkup and I’ll agree to forget the whole thing.”
“Yeah.” He was still showing me the expensive grin. “I’ll bet you will, pint-size.” He cocked an eye at the Wayne. “Now, let’s see, Nixie, under the traffic code, I got a couple courses of action, right?”
“Cream duh pansy and let’s shake an ankle, Boss. I’m hungry.” Nixie folded a fist like a forty-pound stake mallet and moved in to demonstrate his idea.
“Nah.” The Sullivan stopped him with the back of his hand against his starched shirt front. “The guy pops me first, right? He wants action. So I give him action. Booney.” He snapped his fingers and the Liston thumbed a shirt stud.
“For the record,” the Sullivan said in a businesslike voice. “Notice of Demand for Satisfaction, with provocation, under Section 991-b, Granyauck 6-78.” I heard the whir and click as the recorder built into the Liston’s thorax took it down and transmitted it to Law Central.
All of a sudden my mouth was dry.
Sometimes those Servo designers got a little too realistic. I tapped a switch in my lower right premolar to cut out the panic-reaction circuit. I’d been all set for a clip on the jaw, an event that wouldn’t be too good for the Arcaro, but nothing a little claim to Law Cent wouldn’t fix up. But now it was dawning like sunrise over Mandalay that Big Boy had eased me into a spot—or that I’d jumped into it, mouth first. I’d hit him. And the fact that he’d put my consomme in my eye wouldn’t count—not to Law Cent. He had the right to call me out—a full-scale Servo-to-Servo match—and the choice of weapons, ground, time, everything was his.
* * *
“Tell the manager to clear floor number three,” the Sullivan rapped out to the Wayne. “My favorite ground.” He winked at Lorena. “Nine kills there, baby. My lucky spot.”
“Whatever you say,” I felt myself talking too fast. “I’ll be back here in an hour, raring to go.”
“Nix, Cheapie. The time is now. Come as you are; I ain’t formal.”
“Why, you can’t do that,” Lorena announced. Her voice tapes were off key, I noticed; she had a kind of shrill, whiney tone. “Barney’s only wearing that little old Arcaro!”
“See me after, doll,” the Sullivan cut her off. “I like your style.” He jerked his head at the Wayne. “I’ll take this clown bare-knuck, Nixie, Naples rules.” He turned away, flexing the oversized arms that were an optional extra with the late-model Gendyes. Lorena popped to her feet, gave me the dirtiest look the Dietrich could handle.
“You and that crummy Arcaro.” She stuck it in me like a knife. “I wanted you to get a Flynn, with the—”
“Spare me the technical specs, kid,” I growled. I was getting the full picture of what I’d been suckered into. The caper with the soup hadn’t been any accident. The timing was perfect; I had an idea the Liston was wired a lot better than he looked. Somebody with heavy credits riding on that night’s bout was behind it; somebody with enough at stake to buy all the muscle-Servos he needed to pound me into a set of loose nerve ends waving around like worms in a bait can. Busting the Arcaro into a pile of scrap metal and plastic wouldn’t hurt my Org physically—but the trauma to my personality, riding the Servo, would be for real. It took steel nerve, cast-iron confidence, razor-edge reflexes and a solid killer’s instinct to survive in the arena. After all, anybody could lay out for a Gargantua Servo, if that was all it took; the timing, and pace, and ringcraft that made me a winner couldn’t survive having a body pounded to rubble around me. I’d be lucky if I ever recovered enough to hold a coffee cup one-handed.