The Other Side of Me by Sidney Sheldon

To the studio’s amazement, the picture exploded at the box office. Overnight, Deanna Durbin became a major star and Universal was saved. Shortly after that, Joe Pasternak accepted an offer at MGM as a producer.

One day, Dore Schary called a meeting of the producers on the lot.

When they were all seated in his office, Dore said, “We have a problem. I just bought a play called Tea and Sympathy. It’s a big Broadway hit, but the censorship office won’t let us make it because it involves a homosexual. We have to come up with another angle. I want to hear your suggestions.”

There was a thoughtful silence. Then one of the producers said, “Instead of a homosexual, we could make him an alcoholic.”

Another producer said, “He could be on drugs.”

“He could be a cripple.”

A dozen different ideas were floated around the room, none of them satisfactory.

After a silence, Joe Pasternak spoke up. “It’s very simple,” he said. “You keep the play exactly as it is. He is a homosexual.” And then he added, triumphantly, “But in the end, it’s all a dream.”

That was the end of the meeting.

One of the bonuses of working on Nancy Goes to Rio was meeting Louis Calhern. Calhern had started out in the theater and was a brilliant actor. He had a regal appearance, tall and hawk-nosed, with a stentorian voice. He had been briefly married to three actresses and was on his fourth. He had a wonderful sense of humor and was a delight to be with. He had just starred in The Magnificent Yankee, the story of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes.

When Louis would come to my house for dinner, as he walked through the front door, he would bellow, “Where the hell is the food?”

I received a telegram from him one day that read: “Understand that my wife has been hoodwinked into making an engagement for you with me on Saturday night, the fourth. I will meet you in the theater after the lights are out. Please do not expect to be seen in public with me. Calhern.”

An agent introduced me to a beautiful young Swedish actress whom I’ll call Ingrid, who had come to the United States to make a test at Universal. She was enchanting and we began a romance.

A few weeks later on a Sunday morning, while I was asleep, the doorbell began to ring. I looked at the bedside clock. It was four A.M. The ringing became more frantic. I reluctantly got up, put on a robe, went to the door and opened it. A stranger, holding a gun, shoved me aside and came into the room.

My heart began to pound. “If this is a holdup,” I said, “take whatever—”

“You son of a bitch! I’m going to kill you.”

It was not a holdup.

At moments like that a writer is supposed to think: This is great material. But what I thought was: I’m going to die.

“I don’t know you,” I said.

“No, but you know my wife,” he shouted. “You’ve been sleeping with her.”

I knew he had made a mistake. I never had affairs with married women. “Look,” I said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t know who your wife is.”

“Ingrid.” He raised the gun.

“I—” It was no mistake. “Wait a minute! Ingrid never told me she was married.”

“The bitch married me so she could get a visa to come to this country.”

“Hold it,” I said. “This is all news to me. She doesn’t wear a wedding ring, and she never mentioned a husband, so there’s no way I could have known. Sit down and let’s talk about it.”

He hesitated a moment and sank into a chair. We were both sweating profusely.

“I’m not like this,” he said, “but I—I love her, and she used me.”

“I don’t blame you for being upset. I think we can both use a drink.” I fixed stiff drinks for both of us.

Five minutes later, he was telling me his life story. He was a writer and he had met Ingrid in Europe. He was now unable to get work in Hollywood.