The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad

the official clock. “But what first put you in motion in this

direction?”

“I have been always of opinion,” began the Assistant Commissioner.

“Ah. Yes! Opinion. That’s of course. But the immediate motive?”

“What shall I say, Sir Ethelred? A new man’s antagonism to old

methods. A desire to know something at first hand. Some

impatience. It’s my old work, but the harness is different. It

has been chafing me a little in one or two tender places.”

“I hope you’ll get on over there,” said the great man kindly,

extending his hand, soft to the touch, but broad and powerful like

the hand of a glorified farmer. The Assistant Commissioner shook

it, and withdrew.

In the outer room Toodles, who had been waiting perched on the edge

of a table, advanced to meet him, subduing his natural buoyancy.

“Well? Satisfactory?” he asked, with airy importance.

“Perfectly. You’ve earned my undying gratitude,” answered the

Assistant Commissioner, whose long face looked wooden in contrast

with the peculiar character of the other’s gravity, which seemed

perpetually ready to break into ripples and chuckles.

“That’s all right. But seriously, you can’t imagine how irritated

he is by the attacks on his Bill for the Nationalisation of

Fisheries. They call it the beginning of social revolution. Of

course, it is a revolutionary measure. But these fellows have no

decency. The personal attacks – ”

“I read the papers,” remarked the Assistant Commissioner.

“Odious? Eh? And you have no notion what a mass of work he has

got to get through every day. He does it all himself. Seems

unable to trust anyone with these Fisheries.”

“And yet he’s given a whole half hour to the consideration of my

very small sprat,” interjected the Assistant Commissioner.

“Small! Is it? I’m glad to hear that. But it’s a pity you didn’t

keep away, then. This fight takes it out of him frightfully. The

man’s getting exhausted. I feel it by the way he leans on my arm

as we walk over. And, I say, is he safe in the streets? Mullins

has been marching his men up here this afternoon. There’s a

constable stuck by every lamp-post, and every second person we meet

between this and Palace Yard is an obvious `tec.’ It will get on

his nerves presently. I say, these foreign scoundrels aren’t

likely to throw something at him – are they? It would be a

national calamity. The country can’t spare him.”

“Not to mention yourself. He leans on your arm,” suggested the

Assistant Commissioner soberly. “You would both go.”

“It would be an easy way for a young man to go down into history?

Not so many British Ministers have been assassinated as to make it

a minor incident. But seriously now – ”

“I am afraid that if you want to go down into history you’ll have

to do something for it. Seriously, there’s no danger whatever for

both of you but from overwork.”

The sympathetic Toodles welcomed this opening for a chuckle.

“The Fisheries won’t kill me. I am used to late hours,” he

declared, with ingenuous levity. But, feeling an instant

compunction, he began to assume an air of statesman-like moodiness,

as one draws on a glove. “His massive intellect will stand any

amount of work. It’s his nerves that I am afraid of. The

reactionary gang, with that abusive brute Cheeseman at their head,

insult him every night.”

“If he will insist on beginning a revolution!” murmured the

Assistant Commissioner.

“The time has come, and he is the only man great enough for the

work,” protested the revolutionary Toodles, flaring up under the

calm, speculative gaze of the Assistant Commissioner. Somewhere in

a corridor a distant bell tinkled urgently, and with devoted

vigilance the young man pricked up his ears at the sound. “He’s

ready to go now,” he exclaimed in a whisper, snatched up his hat,

and vanished from the room.

The Assistant Commissioner went out by another door in a less

elastic manner. Again he crossed the wide thoroughfare, walked

along a narrow street, and re-entered hastily his own departmental

buildings. He kept up this accelerated pace to the door of his

private room. Before he had closed it fairly his eyes sought his

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