“Everything go all right?” she asked, keeping her eyes on the road as she whirled around a corner on the outside wheels. Sirens began to sound in the distance.
“A piece of cake. Smooth as castor oil …”
“Your similes leave a lot to be desired.”
“Sorry. A touch of indigestion this morning. But my coat is lined with more money than we could possibly need.”
“How nice!” she laughed, and she meant it. That irresistible grin, the crinkled nose. I longed to nibble it, or at least kiss her, but settled for a comradely pat on the shoulder since she needed all her concentration for driving. I popped a stick of gum in my mouth that would remove the red tooth dye and began to peel off my disguise.
As I changed so did the car. Angelina turned into a side street, slowed and then found an even quieter street to drive along. There was no one in sight. She pressed the button.
My, but technology can do some interesting things. The license plate flipped over to reveal a different number, but that was too simple a trick to even discuss. Angelina flicked on the windshield wipers as a fine spray of catalytic fluid sprang out of jets on the front of the car. Wherever it touched the blue paint turned a bright red. Except for the top of the car which became transparent so that in a few moments we were sitting in a bubble top surveying the world around. A good deal of what appeared to be chrome plated metal dissolved and washed away altering the appearance and even the make of the car. As soon as this process was complete Angelina sedately turned a corner and started back in the direction from whence we had come. Her orange wig was locked away with my disguise and I held the wheel while she put on an immense pair of goggly sunglasses.
“Where to next?” she asked as a huddle of shrieking police cars tore by in the opposite direction.
“I was thinking of the shore. Wind, sun, sand, that sort of thing. Healthy and bracing.”
“A little too bracing if you don’t mind my saying so.” She patted the rounded bulge of her midriff with a more than satisfied smile. “It’s six months now, going on seven, so I’m not feeling that athletic. Which reminds me …” She flashed me a quick scowl, then turned her attention back to the road. “You promised to make an honest woman out of me so that we could call this a honeymoon.”
“My love,” I said, and clasped her hand in all sincerity. “At the first possible moment. I don’t want to make an honest woman out of you—that would be physically impossible since you are basically as larcenous minded as I am—but I will certainly many you and slip an expensive—”
“Stolen!”
“-ring on this delicate little finger. I do promise. But the second we try to register a marriage we’ll be fed into the computer and the game will be up. Our little holiday at an end.”
“And you’ll be hooked for life. I think I better grab you now before I get too round to run and catch you. We’ll go to your beach resort and enjoy one last day of mad freedom. And tomorrow, right after breakfast, we are getting married. Do you promise?”
“There is just one question …”
“Promise, Slippery Jim, I know you!”
“You have my word except …”
She braked the car to a skidding stop and I found myself looking down the barrel of my own .75 recoilless. It looked very big. Her knuckle was white on the trigger.
“Promise you quick-witted slippery tricky crooked lying con man or I’ll blow your brains out.”
“My darling, you do love me!”
“Of course I do. But if I can’t have you all to myself I’ll have you dead. Speak!”
“We get married in the morning.”
“Some men are so hard to convince,” she whispered, slipping the gun into my pocket and herself into my arms. Then she kissed me with such delicious intensity that I almost looked forward to the morrow.