The Tailor of Panama by John le Carré

‘Same as you, Harry. Even-Stevens,’ he said heartily. ‘Same basic, same bonuses. Absolute point o’ principle with me. Gals are just as good as us. Better. Told London only yesterday. It’s equal pay or there’s no deal. We can double your money. One foot in the Silent Opposition, t’other in the Canal. Cheers.’

The film on the television had changed. Two cowgirls were undressing a cowboy in the middle of a canyon while tethered horses averted their gaze.

Pendel was speaking in his sleep, slowly and mechanically, to himself rather than to Osnard.

‘She’d never do it.’

‘Why not?’

‘She’s got principles.’

‘We’ll buy ’em.’

‘They’re not for sale. She’s like her mother. The harder she’s pushed, the more she stands still.’

‘Why push her? Why not have her jump of her own free will?’

‘Very funny.’

Osnard became declamatory. He flung up an arm and clasped the other to his breast. ‘ “I’m a hero, Louisa! You can be another! March at my side! Join the crusade! Save the Canal! Save Delgado! Blow the whistle on corruption!” Want me to have a crack at her for you?’

‘No. And you wouldn’t be wise to try.’

‘Why not?’

‘She doesn’t like the English, frankly. She puts up with me because I’m a highbred. But where the English upper classes are concerned she inclines to her father’s opinion that they’re a bunch of highly duplicitous bastards with no scruples of any sort or kind without exception.’

‘Thought she took quite a shine to me.’

‘Plus she wouldn’t grass on her boss. Ever.’

‘Not for a nice piece o’ change? I wonder?’

But from Pendel, still the mechanical voice: ‘Money doesn’t speak to her, thank you. She thinks we’ve got enough as it is, plus there’s quite a large part of her thinks it’s evil and ought to be abolished.’

‘So we’ll pay her salary to her beloved hubby. Cash. No need to chalk it against the loan. You do the finances, she does the altruism. She need never know.’

But Pendel did not respond to this happy portrait of the spying couple. His face was stony, staring at the wall, ready for a long stretch.

On the screen, the cowboy lay supine on a horseblanket. The cowgirls, who had retained their hats and boots, stood one at either end of him, as if wondering which way to wrap him up. But Osnard was too busy delving in his briefcase to notice, and Pendel was still frowning at the wall.

‘Christ – nearly forgot,’ Osnard exclaimed.

And he brought out a wad of dollars, then another, until all seven thousand lay on the bed amid the fly spray and carbons and the cigarette lighter.

‘Bonuses. Sorry about the delay. Clowns in Banking Section.’

With difficulty Pendel transferred his gaze to the bed. ‘I’m not due bonuses. No one is.’

‘Yes, you are. Sabina on preparedness among the older students. Alpha for Delgado’s private business dealings with the Japs. Marco on the President’s late night meetings. Bingo.’

Pendel shook his head in puzzlement.

‘Three stars for Sabina, three stars for Alpha, one for Marco, seven grand in all,’ Osnard insisted. ‘Count it.’

‘There’s no need for that.’

Osnard pushed a receipt at him and a ballpoint pen. ‘Ten grand. Seven down and three for your widows and orphans fund as usual.’

From somewhere deep inside himself, Pendel signed. But he left the money on the bed, to look at not to touch, while Osnard with the blindness of greed renewed his campaign for the recruitment of Louisa, and Pendel returned to the shadows of his private thoughts.

‘Likes seafood, doesn’t she?’

‘What’s that got to do with anything?’

‘Isn’t there some restaurant you take her to for treats?’

‘La Casa del Marisco. Prawns mornay and the halibut. She never varies.’

‘Tables good and wide apart, are they? Plenty o’ privacy?’

‘It’s where we go for anniversaries and birthdays.’

‘Special table?’

‘Corner by the window.’

Osnard acted the fond husband, eyebrows raised, head fetchingly on the tilt. ‘ “Something I got to tell you, darling. Thought it was time you knew. Public duty. Reporting the truth to people who can do something about it.” Play?’

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