this, a buck an hour might be an easy one.
“Nope,” Updike agreed, going back to his calculator, “it
ain’t.” His voice said Jack could take it or leave it; there would be no negotiations.
“Might be all right,” Jack said.
“Well, that’s good,” Updike said. “We ought to get one
other thing straight, though. Who you running from and
who’s looking for you?” The brown eyes were on him again,
and they drilled hard. “If you got someone on your backtrail, I don’t want him fucking up my life.”
This did not shake Jack’s confidence much. He wasn’t the
world’s brightest kid, maybe, but bright enough to know he
wouldn’t last long on the road without a second cover story for prospective employers. This was a Story #2—The Wicked
Stepfather.
“I’m from a little town in Vermont,” he said. “Fenderville.
My mom and dad got divorced two years ago. My dad tried to
get custody of me, but the judge gave me to my mom. That’s
what they do most of the time.”
“Fucking-A they do.” He had gone back to his bills and
was bent so far over the pocket calculator that his nose was almost touching the keys. But Jack thought he was listening all the same.
“Well, my dad went out to Chicago and he got a job in a
plant out there,” Jack said. “He writes to me just about every
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week, I guess, but he quit coming back last year, when
Aubrey beat him up. Aubrey’s—”
“Your stepfather,” Updike said, and for just a moment
Jack’s eyes narrowed and his original distrust came back.
There was no sympathy in Updike’s voice. Instead, Updike
seemed almost to be laughing at him, as if he knew the whole tale was nothing but a great big swatch of whole cloth.
“Yeah,” he said. “My mom married him a year and a half
ago. He beats on me a lot.”
“Sad, Jack. Very sad.” Now Updike did look up, his eyes
sardonic and unbelieving. “So now you’re off to Shytown,
where you and Dads will live happily ever after.”
“Well, I hope so,” Jack said, and he had a sudden inspira-
tion. “All I know is that my real dad never hung me up by the neck in my closet.” He pulled down the neck of his T-shirt, baring the mark there. It was fading now; during his stint at the Golden Spoon it had still been a vivid, ugly red-purple—
like a brand. But at the Golden Spoon he’d never had occasion to uncover it. It was, of course, the mark left by the root that had nearly choked the life from him in that other world.
He was gratified to see Smokey Updike’s eyes widen in
surprise and what might almost have been shock. He leaned
forward, scattering some of his pink and yellow pages. “Holy Jesus, kid,” he said. “Your stepfather did that?”
“That’s when I decided I had to split.”
“Is he going to show up here, looking for his car or his motorcycle or his wallet or his fucking dope-stash?”
Jack shook his head.
Smokey looked at Jack for a moment longer, and then
pushed the OFF button on the calculator. “Come on back to the storeroom with me, kid,” he said.
“Why?”
“I want to see if you can really rock one of those kegs up
on its side. If you can run me out a keg when I need one, you can have the job.”
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Jack demonstrated to Smokey Updike’s satisfaction that he
could get one of the big aluminum kegs up on its rim and
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walk it forward just enough to get it on the foot of the dolly.
He even made it look fairly easy—dropping a keg and getting punched in the nose was still a day away.
“Well, that ain’t too bad,” Updike said. “You ain’t big
enough for the job and you’ll probably give yourself a fucking rupture, but that’s your nevermind.”
He told Jack he could start at noon and work through until
one in the morning (“For as long as you can hack it, any-
way”). Jack would be paid, Updike said, at closing time each night. Cash on the nail.
They went back out front and there was Lori, dressed in
dark blue basketball shorts so brief that the edges of her rayon panties showed, and a sleeveless blouse that had almost surely come from Mammoth Mart in Batavia. Her thin blond hair
was held back with plastic barrettes and she was smoking a
Pall Mall, its end wet and heavily marked with lipstick. A
large silver crucifix dangled between her breasts.
“This is Jack,” Smokey said. “You can take the Help
Wanted sign out of the window.”
“Run, kid,” Lori said. “There’s still time.”
“Shut the fuck up.”
“Make me.”
Updike slapped her butt, not in a loving way but hard
enough to send her against the padded edge of the bar. Jack blinked and thought of the sound Osmond’s whip had made.
“Big man,” Lori said. Her eyes brimmed with tears . . . and yet they also looked contented, as if this was just the way things were supposed to be.
Jack’s earlier unease was now clearer, sharper . . . now it was almost fright.
“Don’t let us get on your case, kid,” Lori said, headed past him to the sign in the window. “You’ll be okay.”
“Name’s Jack, not kid,” Smokey said. He had gone back to the booth where he had “interviewed” Jack and began gathering up his bills. “A kid’s a fucking baby goat. Didn’t they teach you that in school? Make the kid a couple of burgers.
He’s got to go to work at noon.”
She got the HELP WANTED sign out of the window and put it
behind the jukebox with the air of one who has done this a
good many times before. Passing Jack, she winked at him.
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The telephone rang.
All three of them looked toward it, startled by its abrupt
shrilling. To Jack it looked for a moment like a black slug stuck to the wall. It was an odd moment, almost timeless. He had time to notice how pale Lori was—the only color in her
cheeks came from the reddish pocks of her fading adolescent acne. He had time to study the cruel, rather secretive planes of Smokey Updike’s face and to see the way the veins stood
out on the man’s long hands. Time to see the yellowed sign
over the phone reading PLEASE LIMIT YOUR CALLS TO THREE
MINUTES.
The phone rang and rang in the silence.
Jack thought, suddenly terrified: It’s for me. Long
distance . . . long, LONG distance.
“Answer that, Lori,” Updike said, “what are you, simple?”
Lori went to the phone.
“Oatley Tap,” she said in a trembling, faint voice. She listened. “Hello? Hello? . . . Oh, fuck off.”
She hung up with a bang.
“No one there. Kids. Sometimes they want to know if we
got Prince Albert in a can. How do you like your burgers,
kid?”
“Jack!” Updike roared.
“Jack, okay, okay, Jack. How do you like your burgers, Jack?”
Jack told her and they came medium, just right, hot with
brown mustard and Bermuda onions. He gobbled them and
drank a glass of milk. His unease abated with his hunger.
Kids, as she had said. Still, his eyes drifted back to the phone every once in a while, and he wondered.
5
Four o’clock came, and as if the Tap’s total emptiness had
been only a clever piece of stage setting to lure him in—like the pitcher plant with its innocent look and its tasty smell—
the door opened and nearly a dozen men in work-clothes
came sauntering in. Lori plugged in the juke, the pinball
machine, and Space Invaders game. Several of the men bel-
lowed greetings at Smokey, who grinned his narrow grin,
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exposing the big set of mail-order dentures. Most ordered
beer. Two or three ordered Black Russians. One of them—a
member of the Fair Weather Club, Jack was almost sure—
dropped quarters into the jukebox, summoning up the voices
of Mickey Gilley, Eddie Rabbit, Waylon Jennings, others.
Smokey told him to get the mop-bucket and squeegee out
of the storeroom and swab down the dancefloor in front of
the bandstand, which waited, deserted, for Friday night and The Genny Valley Boys. He told Jack when it was dry he
wanted him to put the Pledge right to it. “You’ll know it’s done when you can see your own face grinnin up at you,”
Smokey said.
6
So his time of service at Updike’s Oatley Tap began.
We get pretty busy by four, five o’clock.