mizenmast in the middle and then to another gilt tureen at its head, and they standing in a spring-tide of silver, exactly squared and set so thick that there was scarcely room for bread between. No direct sun reached it, but in the diffused light the general effect was extraordinarily rich, and the hands brought aft on various pretexts felt that it did their ship the utmost credit.
The splendour had the curious effect of doing away with the stiffness and solemnity that usually and perhaps necessarily attended the Captain’s ordinary visits to the gunroom: from the beginning it was clear that this was not going to be one of those many, many Yes, sir, no sir dinners through which Jack Aubrey had sat since his very first command, labouring in an occasionally successful attempt at making official entertainment somewhat less forbidding. It had not needed as much as a single bottle of wine to set the table in a pleasant hum of conversation, though the stream that flowed throughout the meal certainly helped. Nothing particularly brilliant was said, but all the officers sitting there were pleased with their company, pleased with their fare, and pleased with the glory.
Another point was the servants. Every man had one behind his chair, sometimes a Marine, sometimes a ship’s boy, and although they were well turned out, clean and attentive, they were not highly trained; even the comparatively rigid Marines took a certain part in the feast – much more than usual on this glittering occasion, which pleased them even more than the guests – and the attendants’ smiles, nods, becks (for there was no pretence of not listening to what was said at table) and cheerful faces added to the general gaiety. At one point they added too much. Welby, the Marine officer, was almost as inept a teller of anecdotes or jokes as Captain Aubrey, but he did have one story in which he could scarcely go wrong: it was true, it was decent, he had told it many, many times, and it had no pitfalls. Now, in very fine form after his second helping of goose and his sixth glass of wine, he launched upon it. He
caught Jack’s eye during a momentary lull in the conversation, smiled at him and said, ‘A curious thing happened to me, sir, when I was acting as recruiting officer in the year eight.
A young fellow, a fine upstanding young fellow though rather ragged came to the rendezvous: I was sitting there at a table with the clerk, and my sergeant behind me, and I said to him, “You look as if you might suit us. Where do you come from?” “Ware,” says he.
“Yes, where?” says I, and the sergeant says rather louder, “the Captain asks where you come from – what is your parish?” “Ware,” says he. “No,” says I, louder still, “Where was you born?” “Ware,” says he in a shout, looking dogged, and the sergeant was going to learn him his duty when the clerk whispered, “I believe, sir, he means Ware, the town of Ware, in Hertfordshire.”
At this Macmillan’s servant, a ship’s boy more used to the midshipmen’s berth than the gunroom, burst into a halfstrangled hoot of laughter, a hideous adolescent crowing that set off two other boys. They could not look at one another without starting again and they were obliged to be put out:
they missed the rest of Welby’s tale, a fictitious addition that had just occurred to him in which the recruit’s name was Watt.
‘A glass of wine with you, Mr Welby,’ said Jack when at last the laughter had died away. ‘Yes, Mr Harper, what is it?’
‘Mr Richardson’s compliments and duty, sir, and there is land bearing north-northeast about five leagues.’
The news of land spread through the ship, and after dinner the mission came on deck to gaze at the horizon on the larboard bow, where the False Natunas, already clear from the tops, might soon be seen by those that did not choose to climb. Stephen met Loder, the least objectionable of the Old Buggers, on the companion-ladder.
‘You seem to have had a very cheerful time in the gunroom,’ said Loder.
‘It was most agreeable,’ said Stephen. ‘Good company, a great deal of mirth, and the best dinner I remember ever to have eaten at sea – such a turtle, such Java geese!’
‘Ah,’ said Loder, meaning by this that he regretted the turtle and the geese, that he thought Fox’s refusal for his colleagues an abuse of authority, and that he for one dissociated himself from the barbarous incivility: a considerable burden for a single ‘ah’, but one that it bore easily. Stephen had in fact already noticed a decline in the suite’s excitement, something of a return to everyday sobriety, though Fox’s exaltation was still at the same high and surely very wearing pitch. ‘May I consult you, Doctor, when you have a spare moment?’ asked Loder in a discreet voice. ‘I do not like to speak to the ship’s young man.’
‘Certainly. Come to the dispensary tomorrow at noon,’ said Stephen, and he went on to meet Macmillan himself. They made their round together – the usual port diseases had made their appearance – and when they, for want of an intelligent reliable loblolly boy, had rolled their own pills, prepared their own draughts and triturated their own quicksilver in hog’s lard for blue ointment, Stephen said to Macmillan, ‘Among your books, do you have Willis on Mental Derangement or any of the other authorities?’
‘No, sir. I am sorry to say I have not. All I have in that line is an abstract of Cullen: shall I fetch it?’
‘If you would be so very kind.’
He returned to his cabin, carrying the book, by way of the quarterdeck, and there he saw Fox at the lee hances, staring intently at the Natunas, the False Natunas.
All the species and degrees of madness which are hereditary, or that grow up with people from their early youth, are out of the power of physic; and so, for the most part, are all maniacal cases of more than one year’s standing, from whatever source they may arise, he read, nodded, and turned the page. Another remarkable circumstance is, that immoderate joy as effectually disorders the mind as anxiety and grief. For it was observable in the famous South Sea year, when so many immense fortunes were suddenly gained, and as suddenly lost, that more people lost their wits from the prodigious flow of unexpected riches, than from the entire loss of their whole substance. ‘That is something to the point,’ he said, ‘but what I really want is a case of the sudden onset of folie de grandeur.’ He glanced at the measures recommended: diet low but not too low, bleeding of course, cupping, saline purgatives, emetics, camphorated vinegar, the strait waistcoat, blistering the head, chalybeate waters, the cold bath; and closed the book.
Presently, heavy with turtle soup, goose and a number of side-dishes, he closed his eyes as well.
The Diane stood off and on all night, just south of the False Natunas, and quite early in the morning Captain Aubrey stood tall and shadowy by Stephen’s cot. ‘Are you awake?’ he asked in a soft voice.
‘I am not,’ said Stephen.
‘We are going ashore in the new pinnace, and I thought you might like to come too.
There may be a whole colony of nondescript boobies.’
‘So there may – how truly kind – I shall be with you in a minute.’
So he was, unwashed, unshaved, tucking his nightshirt into his breeches as he tiptoed across the twilit deck, now being flogged dry after a thorough swabbing. They helped him down into the boat: ‘Why, it has masts,’ he exclaimed as he sat in the sternsheets. ‘I had not noticed before.’ The faces of the boat’s crew lost all expression: they gazed into vacancy.
‘We take them down when she is hoisted in, you know,’ said Jack. ‘It makes stowing one inside the other so much easier.’ And turning to the coxswain’s seat he asked, ‘How does she handle, Bonden?’
‘Fine and stiff, sir, and answers very quick. So far I should say she is a rare pretty job, for a country-boat.’
She was pretty – fine-grained teak, carvel-built, as smooth as a dolphin’s skin – but Stephen’s eyes were fixed on the island ahead, as black and jagged a mass of tumbled rock as could be desired and surely uninhabited, but by no means as barren as he had supposed. There were coconut-palms growing at odd
angles here and there, with a curious grey vegetation between the naked boulders: at midday it might look as repulsive as a slag-heap, but now in the perfect clarity of growing daybreak it had a severe beauty of its own, a moderate surf white against the black and the whole bathed in an indescribably soft and gentle light. Furthermore, so exceptional a mass of rock, largely earthless, baked by a tropical sun and soaked by tropical rains, was likely to have an exceptional flora and fauna.