‘What the devil is this?’ roared Captain Aubrey. ‘Belay there. D’ye hear me, there? If you want a proper mill, have a proper mill, not a God-damned pothouse brawl.’
The gamekeeper was in too scarlet a passion to answer coherently but his long thin neighbour, Griffiths’ clerk, said, ‘By all means, sir. Whenever you choose. Wednesday evening in the Dripping Pan, for a ten-pound purse, if your man will stand?’
Bonden nodded contemptuously. ‘Very well,’ said Jack. ‘Now get you home. Not another word, or I shall commit you for a breach of the peace.’
Chapter Three
The sun, distinctly later now, rose over Simmon’s Lea, and penetrating into the lanes it lit up Ahab, the Woolcombe mule, with George on the double sack that served for a saddle, Harding on the left side, with the halter in his hand, and Brigid on the right, trotting along and uttering a very rapid series of observations that tumbled over one another like the babbling of a swallow. George was carrying not only the paper, as was his duty, but also the Woolcombe post-bag, as he explained when they came to the breakfast-room window.
‘Good morning, Mama,’ he began, beaming through the window, ‘Good morning, Cousin Diana, good morning, sir, good morning, sir, good morning sir,’ to each of those within.
‘We overtook Bonden and Killick just before Willet’s rickyard. The gig had somehow run into Willet’s slough, and they were puzzled to get it out.’
‘I told them that my Mama would have it on the road in a moment,’ cried Brigid, on tip-toe.
‘So we have brought the letters too’ – holding up the bag.
‘I carried them part of the way, but they happened to drop. Oh please may we come in?
We are so hungry and cold.’
‘Certainly not,’ said Stephen. ‘Go round to the kitchen and beg Mrs Pearce to give you a piece of bread and a bowl of milk.’
It was usual at Woolcombe to read one’s letters at table, and Jack opened the bag with an anxious heart, dreading to see a lawyer’s seal or an official mark of any sort. There was nothing of that kind for him or for any of the women, but
53he did notice the black Admiralty wax on one of the covers he handed to Dundas.
‘It is just a friendly note from my brother,’ said Dundas after a moment, ‘saying that if he had known I was to stay ashore so long he would have asked me over for a day or two with the partridges at Fenton, but he dares say that it would be too late now: the Admiral is sure to summon us the minute Berenice can swim, and you perhaps earlier still. I do wish he would give me a decent ship: the Berenice is so old and frail she crumples like a paper nautilus. What is the point of having a brother First Lord, without he gives you a decent ship?’
No one could discover the answer to this, but Sophie said it was a shame, Diana thought downright shabby, and Clarissa, coming in rather late, made a generally sympathizing murmur.
After a while Jack said, ‘So long as the Admiral don’t summon me before Friday, when the committee sits, he may do as he damn well pleases: and give me a duck-punt for a tender, too.’ This was an oblique reference to the Bellona’s true tender, the Ringle, an American schooner of the kind called a Baltimore clipper, Jack’s private property, much coveted by the Admiral for her fast sailing and her outstanding weatherly qualities.
After breakfast Stephen went to see Bonden in his quarters over the coach-house. He was sitting with his hands in a basin and he explained that he was pickling his fists against Wednesday’s fight. ‘Not that I can ever get them real hornyleathery by then,’ he said, ‘but it is better than going in raw-handed, like a fine lady, or a dairy-maid, soft with the butter and cream.’
‘What is your liquor?’ asked Stephen.
‘Well, sir, vinegar, very strong tea and spirits of wine, but we put in a little tar-bark and dragon’s blood as well. And barber’s styptic, of course.’
‘Little do I know of prize-fighting, though I have always had a curiosity to see a right match; but I had supposed that nowadays gloves were used.’
‘Why, so they are, sir, for light sparring and teaching gentlemen the noble art, as they say; but for a serious boxingmatch, for a genuine prize-fight, it is always the bare mauleys, oh dear me, yes.’ He turned his fists in the basin, quite amused.
‘Will you tell me the first principles, now?’
‘Anan, sir?’
‘I mean, just how a prize-fight is conducted – the rules – the customs.’
‘Well, first you have to have two men willing and proper to fight – that is to say a fairly well-matched pair – and someone to put up a purse for the winner. And then you have to find a right place, meadow or heath, where there is plenty of room and no busy-body magistrate likely to come down on you for unlawful assembly or breach of the peace. With all that settled you either mark out a ring with posts and ropes or you leave it to the members of the fancy: they link their arms and stand in a circle. I prefer the ring myself, because if you are knocked down or flung down under the feet of the other man’s friends you may get a very ugly kick, or worse.’
‘Is it a brutal sport, then?’
‘Why, truly it is not for young ladies. But no gouging, kicking or biting is allowed, nor no hitting beneath the belt or striking a man when he is down. To be sure, that still leaves a good deal of room for rum capers, such as getting your man’s head in chancery, as we call it – pinned under your left arm – and hammering away with the other fist till he can neither see nor stand. Another great thing is grappling close and then throwing your man down with a trip and falling whop on to him as hard as ever you can, accidentallydone-a-purpose, if you understand me, sir. Oh, and I was forgetting. Another of the capers used to be to catch your man by the hair and batter him something cruel with his head held down: which was reckoned fair. That is why most bruisers are cropped short nowadays and I shall tie my pigtail up uncommon tight in a bandage. Which Killick will make it right fast again after every round.’
‘You would not consider being cropped yourself, I suppose? I do not like to think of that fellow seizing you by the queue and whirling you about to your destruction.’
‘What?’ cried Bonden, jerking the long heavy plait on the table. ‘Cut off the best tail in the barky? A ten-year tail that I can sit on, without a lie? And then think of that cove in the Bible, and his bad luck when he was cropped. Oh sir.’
‘Well, you must be the judge. But tell me, how does it all begin?’
‘The two men come into the ring with their seconds and bottle-holders; the referee introduces them, like “Gentlemen, this is Joe Bloggs of Wapping, and this here is the Myrtle Bough of Hammersmith. They are to fight for a prize of – whatever it is – and may the best man win.” Then the friends of each chap whistle and cheer and call out, and sometimes the two shake hands before the referee sends them back to the corners where their seconds sit, reminds them of the rules and the agreed time between the rounds
* half a minute usually though some call for three quarters
* scratches the mark in the middle of the ring and says “Come on when I say start the mill and fight away until one of you can’t come up to the scratch before time is called.”‘
‘I do not quite gather the force of the words time and round. Is the contest set to last for a certain period – for so many glasses, as it were?’
‘Oh no, sir: it can go on till Kingdom Come if both men have the strength and pluck. It only comes to an end when one cannot come up to the scratch after a round, whatever his second may do to revive him, either because he is dead, which sometimes happens, or because he is too stunned and mazed to stand, or because an arm is broke, and that happens too, or because he don’t choose to be punished any longer.’
‘Pray let us come back to this concept of a round, which puzzles me yet.’
‘Which I must have explained it badly, because it is as simple as kiss my hand. A round is when one man is knocked down, or thrown down, or flings himself down in missing his blow – I mean that is the end of the round, and it may have lasted a great while or only a minute. Then they must go back to their corners and come up to the scratch when the time-keeper calls time.’