Thieves World 2 – Tales From The Vulgar Unicorn by Asprin, Robert

side of the street.

‘G’night Praxy, and thanks again for all that beer,’ he called to no one, and

stepped out onto the planking that bordered the street. He was ten paces behind

the quarry. Twelve. ‘Good thing I’m walking – I’m in no condition to ride a

horse t’night!’ Fourteen paces.

Laughing giddily, he followed her. The quarry.

She reached the corner of the deserted street and turned north, onto the Street

of Odours. Walking around two sides of the Serpentine! She was stupid. The dolt

had no business whatever with that fine bracelet. Didn’t have proper respect for

it. Didn’t know how to take care of it. The moment she rounded the corner, the

thief stepped off the boardwalk onto the unpaved street, squatted to snatch up

his shoes the moment he stepped out of them, and ran.

Just at the intersection he stopped as if he had run into a wall, and dropped

the shoes. Stepped into them. Nodded affably, drunkenly to the couple who came

around off Stink Street – slat and slattern wearing three coppers’ worth of

clothing and four of ‘jewellery’. He stepped onto the planking, noting that they

noted little save each other. How nice. The Street of Odours was empty as far as

he could see. Except for the quarry.

‘Uhh,’ he groaned as if in misery. ‘Lady,’ he called, not loudly. ‘My lady?’ He

slurred a little, not overdoing. Five paces ahead, she paused and looked back.

‘H-hellp,’ he said, right hand clutching at his stomach.

She was too stupid to be down here alone at this time of night, all right. She

came back! All solicitous she was, and his hand moved a little to the left and

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