Thieves World 2 – Tales From The Vulgar Unicorn by Asprin, Robert

was glad. She had been prepared to break another basin over his head if he made

a fuss and disturbed Kheem.

Though she had seen the fat little man a number of times, she did not know much

about him. Nobody else did either. It was certain that he had first appeared in

Sanctuary six weeks (sixty days) ago. A merchant ship of the Banmalts people had

brought him, but this indicated little about his origin since the ship ported at

many lands and islands. ^

Smhee had quickly taken a room on the second floor of a building, the first of

which was occupied by the K-habeeber or ‘Diving Bird’ Tavern. (The proprietor

had jocularly named it thus because he claimed that his customers dived as

deeply into alcohol for surcease as the khabeeber did into the ocean for fish.)

He did no work nor was he known to thieve or mug. He seemed to have enough money

for his purposes, whatever they were, but then he lived frugally. Because he

smeared his body and hair with rancid butter, he was called ‘The Stinking

Butterball’ or ‘Old Rotten’, though not to his face. He spent time in all the

taverns and also was often seen in the farmers’ market and the bazaar. As far as

was known, he had shown no sexual interest in men or women or children. Or, as

one wag put it, ‘not even in goats’.

His religion was unknown though it was rumoured that he kept an idol in a small

wooden case in his room.

Now, sitting on the floor by Kheem, making the child drink water every half

hour, Masha questioned Smhee. And he in turn questioned her.

‘You’ve been following me around,’ Masha said. ‘Why?’

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