Thieves World 2 – Tales From The Vulgar Unicorn by Asprin, Robert

outside a tavern across from the temple, Samlor thought he understood why. The

temple had been built of grey limestone, its walls set in a square but roofed

with the usual hemispherical dome. The obelisk crowning the dome had originally

commemorated the victories of Alar hit Aspar, a mercenary general ofCirdonian

birth. Alar had done very well by his adopted city – and well enough for himself

in the process to be able to endow public buildings as one form of conspicuous

consumption. None of Alar’s boasts remained visible through the coating three

decades of wood and dung smoke had deposited on the spire. Still, to look at it,

the worst that could be said about the Temple of Heqt was that it was ugly,

filthy, and in a bad district – all of which were true of most other buildings

in Sanctuary, so far as Samlor could tell.

As the caravan-master swigged his mug of blue John, an acolyte emerged from the

main doorway of the temple. She waved her censer three times and chanted an

evening prayer to the disinterested street before retreating back inside.

The tavern’s doorway brightened as the tapster stepped out carrying a lantern.

‘Move, buddy, these’re for customers,’ he said to the classically handsome young

man sitting on the other bench. The youth stood but did not leave. The tapster

tugged the bench a foot into the doorway, stepped onto it, and hung the lantern

from a hook beneath the tavern’s sign. The angle of the lantern limned in shadow

a rampant unicorn, its penis engorged and as large as the horn on its head.

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