TOM SAWYER ABROAD

about on the sand between looked like bugs crawling,

we was so high above them.

Tom he couldn’t hold himself he was so worked up

with gladness and astonishment to be in such a cele-

brated place, and he just dripped history from every

pore, seemed to me. He said he couldn’t scarcely

believe he was standing on the very identical spot the

prince flew from on the Bronze Horse. It was in the

Arabian Night times, he said. Somebody give the

prince a bronze horse with a peg in its shoulder, and

he could git on him and fly through the air like a bird,

and go all over the world, and steer it by turning the

peg, and fly high or low and land wherever he wanted

to.

When he got done telling it there was one of them

uncomfortable silences that comes, you know, when a

person has been telling a whopper and you feel sorry

for him and wish you could think of some way to

change the subject and let him down easy, but git stuck

and don’t see no way, and before you can pull your

mind together and DO something, that silence has got in

and spread itself and done the business. I was embar-

rassed, Jim he was embarrassed, and neither of us

couldn’t say a word. Well, Tom he glowered at me a

minute, and says:

“Come, out with it. What do you think?”

I says:

“Tom Sawyer, YOU don’t believe that, yourself.”

“What’s the reason I don’t? What’s to hender

me?”

“There’s one thing to hender you: it couldn’t

happen, that’s all.”

“What’s the reason it couldn’t happen?”

“You tell me the reason it COULD happen.”

“This balloon is a good enough reason it could

happen, I should reckon.”

“WHY is it?”

“WHY is it? I never saw such an idiot. Ain’t this

balloon and the bronze horse the same thing under

different names?”

“No, they’re not. One is a balloon and the other’s

a horse. It’s very different. Next you’ll be saying a

house and a cow is the same thing.”

“By Jackson, Huck’s got him ag’in! Dey ain’t no

wigglin’ outer dat!”

“Shut your head, Jim; you don’t know what you’re

talking about. And Huck don’t. Look here, Huck,

I’ll make it plain to you, so you can understand. You

see, it ain’t the mere FORM that’s got anything to do

with their being similar or unsimilar, it’s the PRINCI-

PLE involved; and the principle is the same in both.

Don’t you see, now?”

I turned it over in my mind, and says:

“Tom, it ain’t no use. Principles is all very well,

but they don’t git around that one big fact, that the

thing that a balloon can do ain’t no sort of proof of

what a horse can do.”

“Shucks, Huck, you don’t get the idea at all. Now

look here a minute — it’s perfectly plain. Don’t we

fly through the air?”

“Yes.”

“Very well. Don’t we fly high or fly low, just as

we please?”

“Yes.”

“Don’t we steer whichever way we want to?”

“Yes.”

“And don’t we land when and where we please?”

“Yes.”

“How do we move the balloon and steer it?”

“By touching the buttons.”

“NOW I reckon the thing is clear to you at last. In

the other case the moving and steering was done by

turning a peg. We touch a button, the prince turned

a peg. There ain’t an atom of difference, you see. I

knowed I could git it through your head if I stuck to it

long enough.”

He felt so happy he begun to whistle. But me and

Jim was silent, so he broke off surprised, and says:

“Looky here, Huck Finn, don’t you see it YET?”

I says:

“Tom Sawyer, I want to ask you some questions.”

“Go ahead,” he says, and I see Jim chirk up to

listen.

“As I understand it, the whole thing is in the buttons

and the peg — the rest ain’t of no consequence. A

button is one shape, a peg is another shape, but that

ain’t any matter?”

“No, that ain’t any matter, as long as they’ve both

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