TOM SAWYER, DETECTIVE

after the others quit, and we found it. And was proud,

too; but Uncle Silas he knocked us crazy by telling us

HE killed the man. So we was mighty sorry we found

the body, and was bound to save Uncle Silas’s neck if

we could; and it was going to be tough work, too,

because he wouldn’t let us break him out of prison the

way we done with our old nigger Jim.

“I done everything I could the whole month to think

up some way to save Uncle Silas, but I couldn’t strike

a thing. So when we come into court to-day I come

empty, and couldn’t see no chance anywheres. But

by and by I had a glimpse of something that set me

thinking — just a little wee glimpse — only that, and

not enough to make sure; but it set me thinking hard

— and WATCHING, when I was only letting on to think;

and by and by, sure enough, when Uncle Silas was pil-

ing out that stuff about HIM killing Jubiter Dunlap, I

catched that glimpse again, and this time I jumped up

and shut down the proceedings, because I KNOWED

Jubiter Dunlap was a-setting here before me. I knowed

him by a thing which I seen him do — and I remem-

bered it. I’d seen him do it when I was here a year

ago.”

He stopped then, and studied a minute — laying for

an “effect” — I knowed it perfectly well. Then he

turned off like he was going to leave the platform, and

says, kind of lazy and indifferent:

“Well, I believe that is all.”

Why, you never heard such a howl! — and it come

from the whole house:

“What WAS it you seen him do? Stay where you

are, you little devil! You think you are going to

work a body up till his mouth’s a-watering and stop

there? What WAS it he done?”

That was it, you see — he just done it to get an

“effect “; you couldn’t ‘a’ pulled him off of that plat-

form with a yoke of oxen.

“Oh, it wasn’t anything much,” he says. “I seen

him looking a little excited when he found Uncle Silas

was actuly fixing to hang himself for a murder that

warn’t ever done; and he got more and more nervous

and worried, I a-watching him sharp but not seeming

to look at him — and all of a sudden his hands begun

to work and fidget, and pretty soon his left crept up

and HIS FINGER DRAWED A CROSS ON HIS CHEEK, and then I

HAD him!”

Well, then they ripped and howled and stomped and

clapped their hands till Tom Sawyer was that proud

and happy he didn’t know what to do with him-

self.

And then the judge he looked down over his pulpit

and says:

“My boy, did you SEE all the various details of this

strange conspiracy and tragedy that you’ve been de-

scribing?”

“No, your honor, I didn’t see any of them.”

“Didn’t see any of them! Why, you’ve told the

whole history straight through, just the same as if

you’d seen it with your eyes. How did you manage

that?”

Tom says, kind of easy and comfortable:

“Oh, just noticing the evidence and piecing this and

that together, your honor; just an ordinary little bit of

detective work; anybody could ‘a’ done it.”

“Nothing of the kind! Not two in a million could

‘a’ done it. You are a very remarkable boy.”

Then they let go and give Tom another smashing

round, and he — well, he wouldn’t ‘a’ sold out for a

silver mine. Then the judge says:

“But are you certain you’ve got this curious history

straight?”

“Perfectly, your honor. Here is Brace Dunlap —

let him deny his share of it if he wants to take the

chance; I’ll engage to make him wish he hadn’t said

anything…… Well, you see HE’S pretty quiet. And

his brother’s pretty quiet, and them four witnesses that

lied so and got paid for it, they’re pretty quiet. And

as for Uncle Silas, it ain’t any use for him to put in

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