“What the hell are you…” “..are you sure that it’s them…” “What are they doing here like this…” A long, ear-piercing scream followed, the kind women usually scream in those horror movies at Starboard Cinema 152
when the vampire wraps his cape around his victim and starts sucking the living blood out of her. It rose to almost unbelievable splitting levels then faded away with suppressed laughter followed by “59 bottles of beer on the wall, 59 bottles of beer…”
A hand touched my shoulder and I reeled to find Kirby at my feet, telling me that the other guys had gone ahead without me and I’d better hurry up. I ran and caught up with them by the main track, where they had already begun the climb. Brant was first, then the White Dragons, and then Dewey and John, clinging tightly to the steel tracks behind them. I ran the 20 feet to the final, highest 100 foot drop, and started up after them. The cold steel rails clapped clammily into my skin as I started shinnying up, looking to where Brant and the Dragons were perched high above. I couldn’t weigh the amount of energy I had left to figure how I was gonna climb 100 fucking feet barehanded. It’s kind of like that joke about the little ant crawling up the elephant’s hind leg with rape on its mind. I probably wouldn’t make it, but I had high hopes.
Kirby never touched the rails. I couldn’t blame him after the train event, maybe something happened to him when he was younger, or something. Kirby told me a lot of things best left confidential, but he never told me anything about it either. He may not have wanted to climb, but to me he was no pussy. A lot of songs go through your mind when you’re 45 feet off the ground climbing rail by rail on a ladder without rungs. One hundred feet of sheer pole climbing with occasional crosspieces to hang on to isn’t much, and you begin to wonder, What if Dewey slips and falls into me? What if I lose my grip and sail to the bottom? How will I get down once I’m up there? Can drunk Dragons fly? And then you look at the bottom, and all of your fears are summed up in one phrase:
Don’t look down.
Hand over hand, pull over pull, I made my way upward, trusting that the pace of those above me wasn’t too slow. I never really looked up to where Brant and his friends were while I was climbing. Even to this day I remember the blackness of the night sky mixing well with my own blackout as I shut my eyes tightly to the things around me. I was climbing to the top, and I just couldn’t stop. Hand over hand. That’s when the screaming started, loud and forceful, over and over, with an occasional splashing behind it as if someone below were enjoying a late night swim and horseplay in the murky pond. Ignoring my own rule, I shot a glance down.
God, how weird it looked. If you’ve ever been on a roller coaster right as it goes down the steepest slope, you can understand the feeling; the depth, the rails shooting together as they plummet below right as you drop over the top. Imagine yourself frozen in that position. Below, the 153
rails meet and your stomach assumes a new position in your throat. And standing on those gleaming rails, still holding Eddie’s flashlight and stained with the dark was Kirby, gazing back up at me, a look of confusion, horror and what to do next? written across his face. He scared the hell out of me the way he just stood there, arms at his side, staring at me but saying nothing.
“What the hell’s the matter with you?” I shouted down with extra force. No answer. “Kirby, what’s wrong?” By then I knew damn well what was wrong. The tracks had begun to drum under my hands, and the frame of the SkyCoaster itself had begun to sway rhythmically from side to side. Then the awful sound of the roar of a coaster car spinning around some distant bend, fading out, then coming back in, fading out again – and coming back with thunderous racket that sent my stomach and my heart both jumping on top of my tonsils.
Then Brant screamed. It was like the scream of a woman’s that I described earlier, but louder, blending in with the steady clack-clack-clack of a chain-dragged coaster car on an electrified track. I didn’t ask any questions, but simply locked both hands together, swung both feet together and slid down the rail to the bottom.
If you’ve ever been on a roller car as it plummets the final hill – the Grandaddy drop – you’ll probably know the feeling of fear that builds up in you. There’s always a chance that you may fly from the car to the steel tracks below as the force presses your spine against the back cover and shakes you with head-splitting strength to the bottom. There was no car for me to ride in that night – no seat, no belt, no safety bar to pull against my slumped torso. And as I sailed to the bottom, my mind made a different rule that I was forced to follow – Don’t look.
The wind stopped suddenly in my hair, and I realized that I was down on the bottom rails of the coaster, hanging dreadfully close to the murky waters of Skybar Pond. And as I hung there momentarily I could picture Randy Stayner waiting below, a mossy green hand beginning to emerge to the surface, and as I imagined this, I also visualized others like him in a sea of arms, reaching for my dangling shirt tail as I hung there, all of them coming up to the surface to get me, or desperately reaching out as they were dragged down. A splurge of violent bubbling water popped to the surface, jolting me back to Skybar and, getting to my feet, I pulled myself to the shore and somehow managed to pull Kirby with me. He was still standing in a daze, eyes fixed on the tracks where the coaster car was falling toward us. And as we ran through the depot station past the empty coaster cars, I could hear the steady thud-thud-thud of the one car advancing on us. I shot a glance over my shoulder as we both ran on, my feet and eyes growing with every step. Then I let go of Kirby. I can’t clearly remember when, but I remember all that ran through my mind 154
was Run Like Hell! I flew up the chain link fence behind Pop Dupree’s, cutting my hands severely on the barbed wire. After jumping to the safe ground on the other side, I didn’t stop running until I was almost a mile away on Granges Point, where I could still hear the soft screaming laughter of the seabreeze through the Funhouse clown, and could see the vague form of the SkyCoaster winding through the trees. Somewhere behind one of the tents – I can still swear it was the freak tent – a light glowed softly. I sat there, staring at it, wondering if it was Kirby trying to find his way out of the dark. Then I heard the cracking grass of footsteps behind me and whirled to find Kirby standing in front of me.
My legs were shaking, and my teeth began to chatter softly, and he walked up to me and put his arm around me.
“It’s okay. We made it. We’re pretty brave, huh? Right up and right down those rails. We’re far away from it now, though. We’re not there now”
I stared at him and wondered how the hell he got there. I couldn’t recall dragging him with me. I couldn’t believe how calm he stood there
– how he acted like it was all a scary movie at Starboard Cinema and we were walking home in the dark trying to calm ourselves down. Then he turned me toward the park and started to walk away.
“Coming?”
“Kirb, you’re headin’ the wrong way.”
I turned toward home and started to run again. After a while. Kirby came running up to me, and we didn’t stop until we were five miles away from Skybar and on my front porch. I can still see the horror in poor Kirby’s eyes as he saw his best friends and the Dragons drop to death before him. Even after seeing that smiling, rotting freak clambering from behind the safety bar of the coaster car that had rolled over Brant and the others, he stuck with me at the bottom and didn’t run.
The only ones who acted as bravely as Kirby were the drunk Dragons who jumped at the first sight of the coaster car coming toward them.