It seemed to glow with a light of its own in the darkness, ethereal and fairy-like. Wharton stepped in, half-expecting to sink into warm, pliant fluid.
But the floor was solid.
His own reflection hung suspended below him, attached only by the feet, seeming to stand on its head in thin air. It made him dizzy just to look at it.
Slowly his gaze shifted around the room. The ladder was still there, stretching up into the glimmering depths of the mirror. The room was high, he saw. High enough for a fall to he winced – to kill.
It was ringed with empty bookcases, all seeming to lean over him on the very threshold of imbalance. They added to the room’s strange, distorting effect.
He went over to the ladder and stared down at the feet. They were rubbershod, as Reynard had said, and seemed solid enough. But if the ladder had not slid, how had Janine fallen?
Somehow he found himself staring through the floor again. No, he corrected himself. Not through the floor. At the mirror; into the mirror…
He wasn’t standing on the floor at all he fancied. He was poised in thin air halfway between the identical ceiling and floor, held up only by the stupid idea that he was on the floor. That was silly, as anyone could see, for there was the floor, way down there.. . .
Snap out of it! he yelled at himself suddenly. He was on the floor, and that was nothing but a harmless reflection of the ceiling. It would only be the floor if I was standing on my head, and I’m not; the other me is the one standing on his head…
He began to feel vertigo, and a sudden lump of nausea rose in his throat. He tried to look away from the glittering quicksilver depths of the mirror, but he couldn’t.
The door.. where was the door? He suddenly wanted out very badly.
Wharton turned around clumsily, but there were only crazily-tilted bookcases and the jutting ladder and the horrible chasm beneath his feet.
“Reynard!” He screamed. “I’m falling! ”
Reynard came running, the sickness already a gray lesion on his heart.
It was done; it had happened again.
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He stopped at the door’s threshold, Staring in at the Siamese twins staring at each other in the middle of the two-roofed, no-floored room.
“Louise,” he croaked around the dry ball of sickness in his throat.
“Bring the pole.”
Louise came shuffling out of the darkness and handed the hook-ended pole to Reynard. He slid it out across the shining quicksilver pond and caught the body sprawled on the glass. He dragged it slowly toward the door, and when he could reach it, he pulled it out. He stared down into the contorted face and gently shut the staring eyes.
“I’ll want the plaster,” he said quietly.
“Yes, sir.”
She turned to go, and Reynard stared somberly into the room. Not for the first time he wondered if there was really a mirror there at all. In the room, a small pool of blood showed on the floor and ceiling, seeming to meet in the center, blood which hung there quietly and one could wait forever for it to drip.
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SLADE
“In some ways the most exciting of King’s uncollected juvenilia, an engaging explosion of off the wall humor, literary pastiche, and cultural criticism, all masquerading as a Western – the adventures of Slade and his quest for Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka” ( The Annotated Guide to Stephen King, p45). ‘Steve’
King wrote this while attending the University of Maine and had it published in the UMO college newspaper The Maine Campus June-August 1970 over eight installments during his final semester and in the summer following his graduation.
It was almost dark when Slade rode into Dead Steer Springs. He was tall in the saddle, a grim faced man dressed all in black. Even the handles of his two sinister .45s, which rode low on his hips, were black.
Ever since the early 1870s, when the name of Slade had begun to strike fear into the stoutest of Western hearts, there had been many whispered legends about his dress. One story had it that he wore black as a perpetual emblem of mourning for his Illinois sweetheart, Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka, who passed tragically from this vale of tears when a flaming Montgolfier balloon crashed into the Peachtree barn while Polly was milking the cows. But some said he wore black because Slade was the Grim Reaper’s agent in the American Southwest – the devil’s handyman. And then there were some who thought he was queerer than a three-dollar bill. No one, however, advanced this last idea to his face.
Now Slade halted his huge black stallion in front of the Brass Cuspidor Saloon and climbed down. He tied his horse and pulled one of his famous Mexican cigars from his breast pocket. He lit it and let the acrid smoke drift out onto the twilight air. From inside the bat-wing doors of the Brass Cuspidor came noises of drunken revelry. A honkytonk piano was beating out “Oh, Them Golden Slippers.”
A faint shuffling noise came to Slade’s keen ears, and he wheeled around, drawing both of his sinister.45s in a single blur of motion.
“Watch it there, mister!”
Slade shovelled his pistols back into their holsters with a snarl of contempt. It was an old man in a battered Confederate cap, dusty jeans and suspenders. Either the town drunk or the village idiot, Slade surmised. The old man cackled, sending a wave of bad breath over to Slade. “Thought you wuz gonna hole me fer sure, Stranger.”
Slade smoked and looked at him.
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“Yore Jack Slade, ain’tchee, Pard?” The old man showed his toothless gums in another smile. “Reckon Miss Sandra of the Bar-T hired you, that right? She’s been havin’ a passel of trouble with Sam Columbine since her daddy died an’ left her to run the place.”
Slade smoked and looked at him – the old man suddenly rolled his eyes. “Or mebbe yore workin’ fer Sam Columbine hisself – that it? I heer he’s been hiring a lot of real hardcases to help pry Miss Sandra off’n the Bar-T. Is that – ”
“Old man,” Slade said, “I hope you run as fast as you talk. Because if you don’t, you’re gonna be takin’ from a plot six feet long an’ three wide.”‘
The old sourdough grimaced with sudden fear.”You – you wouldn’t –”
Slade drew one sinister.45.
The old geezer started to run in grotesque flying hops. Slade sighted carefully along the barrel of his sinister.45 and winged him once for luck. Then he dropped his gun back into its holster, turned and strode into the Brass Cuspidor, pushing the bat-wing doors wide.
Every eye in the place turned to stare at him. Faces went white. The bartender dropped the knife he was using to cut off the foamy beer heads. The fancy dan gambler at the back table dropped three aces out of his sleeve – two of them were clubs. The piano player fell off his stool, scrambled up, and ran out the back door. The bartender’s dog, General Custer, whined and crawled under the card table. And standing at the bar, calmly downing a straight shot of whiskey, was John “The Backshooter” Parkinan, one of Sam Columbine’s top guns.
A horrified whisper ran through the crowd. “Slade!” “It’s Jack Slade!”
“It’s Slade!”
There was a sudden general rush for the doors. Outside someone ran down the street, screaming.
“Slade’s in town! Lock yore doors! Jack Slade is in town an’ God help whoever he’s after!”
“Parkman!” Slade gritted.
Parkman turned to face Slade. He was chewing a match between his ugly snaggled teeth, and one hand hovered over the notched butt of his sinister .41.
“What’re you doin’ in Dead Steer, Slade?”
“I’m working fer a sweet lady name of Sandra Dawson,” Slade said laconically. “How about yoreself, ‘Backshooter’?”
“Workin’ fer Sam Columbine, an’ go to hell if you don’t like the sound of it, Pard.”
“I don’t,” Slade growled, and threw away his cigar. The bartender, who was trying to dig a hole in the floor, moaned.
“They say yer fast, Slade.”
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“Fast enough.”
Backshooter grinned evilly. “They also say yore queerer’n a three dollar bill.”
“Fill yore hand, you slimy, snaky son of a bitch!” Slade yelled
‘The Backshooter’ went for his gun, but before he had even touched the handle both of Slade’s sinister .45s were out and belching lead.
‘Backshooter’ was thrown back against the bar, where he crumpled.
Slade re-holstered his guns and walked over to Parkman, his spurs jingling. He looked down at him. Slade was a peace-loving man at heart, and what was more peace-loving than a dead body? The thought filled him with quiet joy and a sad yearning for his childhood sweetheart, Miss Polly Peachtree of Paduka, Illinois.