Vonnegut, Kurt – Player Piano

CHAPTER FIVE

PAUL overtook Anita in the garage, where she was starting the station wagon. Without looking directly at him, she waited for him to climb in beside her. They drove to the club in silence, with Paul feeling let down by the coarse, irrational reality of Finnerty. Over the years, he supposed bitterly, he must have created a wise and warm Finnerty in his imagination, an image that had little to do with the real man. At the club door, Anita straightened Paul’s tie, pulled her cape down to bare her shoulders, smiled, and pushed into the brightly lighted foyer. The far end of the foyer opened into the bar, and there two dozen of the Ilium Works’ bright young men, identical in their crew cuts and the tailoring of their tuxedos, surrounded two men in their middle fifties. One of the older men, Kroner, tall, heavy, and slow, listened to the youngsters with ponderous affectionateness. The other, Baer, slight and nervous, noisily and unconvincingly extroverted, laughed, nudged, and clapped shoulders, and maintained a continuous commentary on whatever was being said: “Fine, fine, right, sure, sure, wonderful, yes, yes, exactly, fine, good.” Ilium was a training ground, where fresh graduates were sent to get the feel of industry and then moved on to bigger things. The staff was young, then, and constantly renewing itself. The oldest men were Paul, and his second-in-command, Lawson Shepherd. Shepherd, a bachelor, stood by the bar, somewhat apart from the rest, looking wise, and faintly amused by the na?vet? of some of the youngsters’ remarks. The wives had congregated in two adjacent booths, and there spoke quietly and uneasily, and turned to look whenever the volume of voices rose above a certain level, or whenever the bass voice of Kroner rumbled through the haze of small talk with three or four short, wise, wonderfully pregnant words. The youngsters turned to greet Paul and Anita effusively, with playful obsequiousness, with the air of having proprietorship over all good times, which they generously encouraged their elders to share in. Baer waved and called to them in his high-pitched voice. Kroner nodded almost imperceptibly, and stood perfectly still, not looking directly at them, waiting for them to come up so that greetings could be exchanged quietly and with dignity. Kroner’s enormous, hairy hand closed about Paul’s, and Paul, in spite of himself, felt docile, and loving, and childlike. It was as though Paul stood in the enervating, emasculating presence of his father again. Kroner, his father’s closest friend, had always made him feel that way, and seemingly wanted to make him feel that way. Paul had sworn a thousand times to keep his wits about him the next time he met Kroner. But it was a matter beyond his control, and at each meeting, as now, the power and resolve were all in the big hands of the older man. Though Paul was especially aware of the paternal aura about Kroner, the big man tried to make the feeling general. He spoke of himself as father to all of the men under him, and more vaguely, to their wives; and it was no pose. His administration of the Eastern Division had an emotional flavor about it, and it seemed unlikely that he could have run the Division any other way. He was cognizant of every birth or major illness, and heaped blame on himself in the rare instances that any of his men went wrong. He could also be stern – again, paternally. “How are you, Paul?” he said warmly. The quizzical set of his thick eyebrows indicated that this was a question, not a salutation. The tone was one Kroner used when inquiring into someone’s condition after a siege of pneumonia or worse. “He’s never been better,” said Anita briskly. “Glad to hear it. That’s fine, Paul.” Kroner continued to hold onto his hand and to stare into his eyes. “Feel good, do you, eh? Good? Good, eh? Wonderful,” said Baer, clapping him on the shoulder several times. “Wonderful.” Baer, the Eastern Division’s chief engineer, turned to Anita. “And, oh my! Don’t you look nice. My, yes. Oh! I should say so.” He grinned. Baer was a social cretin, apparently unaware that he was anything but suave and brilliant in company. Someone had once mentioned his running commentary on conversations to him, and he hadn’t known what they were talking about. Technically, there wasn’t a better engineer in the East, including Finnerty. There was little in the Division that hadn’t been master-minded by Baer, who here seemed to Kroner what a fox terrier seems to a St. Bernard. Paul had thought often of the peculiar combination of Kroner and Baer, and wondered if, when they were gone, higher management could possibly duplicate it. Baer embodied the knowledge and technique of industry; Kroner personified the faith, the near-holiness, the spirit of the complicated venture. Kroner, in fact, had a poor record as an engineer and had surprised Paul from time to time with his ignorance or misunderstanding of technical matters; but he had the priceless quality of believing in the system, and of making others believe in it, too, and do as they were told. The two were inseparable, though their personalities met at almost no point. Together, they made an approximately whole man. “Did someone tell you Paul had been sick?” said Anita, laughing. “I’d heard Paul’s nerves had been bothering him,” said Kroner. “Not true,” said Paul. Kroner smiled. “Glad to hear it, Paul. You’re one of our best men.” He looked at him fondly. “In the footsteps of your father, Paul.” “Where did you hear about Paul’s nerves?” said Anita. “Can’t imagine,” said Kroner. “Doctor Shepherd told us,” said Baer brightly. “I was there this morning. Remember? It was Shepherd.” “Now listen,” said Kroner with unaccustomed quickness, “that was something else Shepherd was talking about. You know it was, if you’ll just think back.” “Oh sure, that’s right, that’s right; something else, something else,” said Baer, looking puzzled. He clapped Paul on the shoulder again. “So you’re feeling better, eh? Well, that’s what counts. Wonderful, wonderful.” Doctor Shepherd, his neck blazing red above his stiff collar, moved quietly away from the bar toward the French doors that opened onto the golf course. “By the way,” said Kroner heartily, “where’s your friend Finnerty? What does Ed look like? I imagine he’s found life in Washington a little less -” he searched for a word ” – informal than here.” “If you mean, does he wash? – the answer is still no,” said Anita. “That’s what I meant,” said Kroner. “Well, none of us are perfect, and darn few of us perfect enough to get a place on the National Industrial Planning Board. Where is he?” “He may be along later,” said Paul. “He’s a little tired from his trip.” “Why, where’s Mom?” said Anita, ditching the subject of Finnerty. Mom was Kroner’s wife, whom he always brought to social functions, deposited with other wives, and ignored until the affectionate moment when it was time to retrieve her and cart her hundred and eighty pounds home. “That intestinal thing that’s been making the rounds,” said Kroner gravely. Everyone within hearing shook his or her head compassionately. “Dinner,” said a Philippino waiter. There had once been a movement to have the service done by machines, but the extremists who’d proposed this had been voted down by an overwhelming majority. As Paul, Kroner, Baer, and Anita walked into the candlelit dining room, followed by the rest, four of the youngest engineers, the most recent arrivals, brushed past and turned to block the way. Fred Berringer, a short, heavy, slit-eyed blond, seemed to be their leader. He was a wealthy, extroverted, dull boy from a good family of engineers and managers in Minneapolis. He had squeaked through college, and was just barely acceptable to the personnel machines. Ordinarily, nobody would have hired him. But Kroner, who knew his bloodlines, had taken him on anyway and sent him to Ilium to be trained. The break had done anything but teach him humility. He took it as evidence that his money and name could beat the system any time and, paraphrased, he’d said as much. The hell of it was that his attitude won grudging admiration from his fellow engineers, who had got their jobs the hard way. Paul supposed, gloomily, that beaters of systems had always been admired by the conventional. At any rate, Kroner still believed in the boy, so Paul had no choice but to keep him on, and to pair a smarter man with him to backstop his mental apparatus. “What is this, Fred, a stickup?” said Paul. “Checker champion,” said Fred, “I hereby challenge you for the championship immediately after dinner.” Kroner and Baer seemed delighted. They were forever suggesting that teams be formed and games be played as a method for building morale in the Eastern Division’s family. “Just you, or all four of you?” said Paul. He was in fact the club checker champion, though there had never been any sort of official playoff. No one could beat him, and, wearily as often as not, he had had to prove his invincibility to each new group of engineers – like these four. It was a custom, and the close little society on the north side of the river seemed to feel the need of customs, of private jokes, of building up social characteristics to distinguish themselves – in their own eyes – from the rest of society. The checker game of the new engineers with Paul was one of the hoariest traditions, now in its seventh year. “Me, mostly,” said Berringer. “But all of us, in a way.” The others laughed like conspirators. Apparently something special had been cooked up, and one or two of the older engineers seemed to be sharing in the high expectations. “All right,” said Paul good-humoredly; “if there were ten of you, and each one blowing cigar smoke in my face, I’d still win.” The four parted to let Paul, Anita, and the two guests of honor get to the table. “Oh,” said Anita, studying the place cards at the head of the table, “there’s been a mistake.” She picked up the card to her left, wadded it up, and handed it to Paul. She moved another card into the vacant position and sat down, flanked by Kroner and Baer. She called a waiter to take away the now extra place setting. Paul looked at the card and saw it was Finnerty’s. The assemblage was a practical, earthy one, and the shrimp cocktails, consomm?, creamed chicken, peas, and mashed potatoes were enjoyed for their own sake. There was little talk, and much pantomimed savoring and beaming to show the hostess that everything tasted first rate. Periodically, Kroner would comment on this dish or that, and he would be echoed by Baer, and then by nods about the table. Once, an argument broke out in loud whispers at the far end of the table, among the four youngsters who had challenged Paul to the checker game. When all eyes turned in their direction, they shut up. Berringer frowned, sketched a diagram of some sort on a napkin, and thrust it at the other three. One of them made a slight correction and handed it back. Understanding, then admiration, showed on Berringer’s face. He nodded vigorously and went back to eating. Paul counted around the table – twenty-seven managers and engineers, the staff of the Ilium Works and their wives, less the evening shift. There were two vacant places: one, the bare square of tablecloth once reserved for Finnerty; the other, the untouched setting for Shepherd, who had not come back from his hurried trip onto the golf course. Finnerty was probably still lying in the bedroom, staring at the ceiling, perhaps talking to himself. Maybe he’d left soon after they had and gone on a bender or whoring expedition in Homestead. Paul hoped they’d seen the last of him for another few years. The brilliant liberal, the iconoclast, the freethinker he had admired in his youth now proved to be no more than sick, repellent. The quitting, the uninvited attack on Anita, the glorying in neuroses – all had a frightening cast to them. It was an awful disappointment. Paul had expected that Finnerty would be able to give him something – what, he didn’t know – to assuage the nameless, aching need that had been nagging him almost, as Shepherd had apparently told Kroner, to the point of distraction. As for Shepherd, Paul felt completely charitable, and even embarrassed that the man should be so upset at having been discovered as an informer. Paul stood. “Where are you going, dear?” said Anita. “To get Shepherd.” “He didn’t say you were having a breakdown,” said Baer. Kroner frowned at Baer. “No, really he didn’t, Paul. If you like, I’ll go after him. It was my fault, bringing up the subject. It wasn’t Shepherd, and the poor boy -” “I just thought it was Shepherd,” said Baer. “I think it’s up to me,” said Paul. “I’ll come, too,” said Anita. There was a promise of vengeance in her voice. “No, I’d rather you wouldn’t.” Paul headed through the bar quickly, and heard her coming after him. “I wouldn’t miss this for anything.” “There isn’t going to be anything to miss,” said Paul. “I’m simply going to tell him everything’s O.K., I understand. And I do understand.” “He wants that Pittsburgh job, Paul. That’s why he told Kroner you were having a breakdown. Now he’s scared stiff for fear of losing his job. Good!” “I’m not going to get him fired.” “You could keep him worrying for a while. It’d serve him right.” “Please, Anita – this is between Shepherd and me.” They stood on the turf of the golf course now, in a muffled world of blues and blacks under the frail light of a new moon. Seated on the bench by the first tee, his legs stretched out and far apart, was Shepherd, with three cocktail glasses lined up beside him. “Shep,” called Paul softly. “Hello.” It was flat, with nothing behind it. “Beat it,” whispered Paul to Anita. She stayed, clenching and unclenching her hands. “Soup’s getting cold,” said Paul, as kindly as possible. He sat down on the bench, with the three glasses between them. “I don’t give a damn whether you told them I was going to pieces or not.” Anita stood a dozen yards away, silhouetted against the French doors. “I’d rather you’d get sore as hell about it,” said Sheperd. “I told them, all right. Go ahead and can me.” “Oh, for Christ’s sake, Shep, nobody’s going to can you.” Paul had never known what to make of Shepherd, had found it hard to believe that any man really thought as Shepherd did. When Shepherd had first arrived in Ilium, he had announced to his fellow new arrivals, Paul and Finnerty, that he intended to compete with them. Baldly, ridiculously, he talked of competitiveness and rehashed with anyone who would listen various crises where there had been a showdown between his abilities and those of someone else, crises that the other participants had looked upon as being routine, unremarkable, and generally formless. But, to Shepherd, life seemed to be laid out like a golf course, with a series of beginnings, hazards, and ends, and with a definite summing up – for comparison with others scores – after each hole. He was variously grim or elated over triumphs or failures no one else seemed to notice, but always stoical about the laws that governed the game. He asked no quarter, gave no quarter, and made very little difference to Paul, Finnerty, or any of his other associates. He was a fine engineer, dull company, and doggedly master of his fate and not his brother’s keeper. Paul, fidgeting silently on the bench, tried to put himself in Shepherd’s place. Shepherd had lost a round, and now, grimly respectful of the mechanics of the competitive system, he wanted to pay the forfeit for losing and get on to the next episode, which he was, as always, determined to win. It was a hard world he lived in, but he wouldn’t have it any other way. God knows why. “Wanted to do me out of the Pittsburgh job, eh?” said Paul. “I think I’m a better man for it,” said Shepherd. “But what difference does that make now? I’m out of it.” “You lost.” “I tried and lost,” said Shepherd. It was a vital distinction. “Go ahead and fire me.” The surest way to needle Shepherd was to refuse to compete. “I don’t know,” said Paul, “I think you’d be a good man for the Pittsburgh spot. If you like, I’ll write a recommendation.” “Paul!” said Anita. “Go back in, Anita,” said Paul. “We’ll be back in a minute.” Anita seemed to be itching to give Shepherd just what he wanted, a rousing fight, something he could use as a starting point for another, as he saw it, cycle of play. “I forgive you,” said Paul. “I want you to go on working for me, if you will. There isn’t a better man in the world for your job.” “You’d like to keep me right under your thumb, wouldn’t you?” Paul laughed bleakly. “No. It’d be just as before. Under my thumb? How could -” “If you won’t fire me, I want a transfer.” “All right. You know that isn’t up to me. But let’s go inside, shall we?” He held out his hand as Shepherd stood. Shepherd refused it, and brushed by. Anita stopped him. “If you have any opinions on my husband’s health, perhaps he or his doctor should be the first to hear them,” she said huskily. “Your husband and his doctor have known for months what I told Kroner and Baer. He isn’t in any shape to be trusted with a foot-treadle sewing machine, let alone Pittsburgh.” He was warming up now, getting his spirit back, and perhaps seeing the possibilities of having their voices carry into the dining room. Paul seized them both by their arms and propelled them into the bar and in view of the dinner party. All were looking questioningly in their direction. Paul, Anita, and Shepherd smiled, and crossed the bar to the dining room, arm in arm. “Under the weather?” said Kroner to Shepherd kindly. “Yessir. Scallops for lunch did it, I think.” Kroner nodded sympathetically and turned to the waiter. “Could the boy have milk toast, do you suppose?” Kroner was willing to go to any lengths to preserve harmony in his family, to give a man in a tight spot a way out. For the rest of the evening, Paul supposed, Kroner would be keeping alive – as with the milk toast now – the polite fiction of Shepherd’s illness. After coffee and a liqueur, Paul gave a brief talk on the integration of the Ilium Works with other industry under the National Manufacturing Council fourteen years before. And then he went into the more general subject of what he called the Second Industrial Revolution. He read the talk, rather, taking pains to look up from his manuscript at regular intervals. It was, as he had told Katharine Finch in the office that afternoon, old stuff – a progress report, a reaffirmation of faith in what they were doing and had done with industry. Machines were doing America’s work far better than Americans had ever done it. There were better goods for more people at less cost, and who could deny that that was magnificent and gratifying? It was what everyone said when he had to make a talk. At one point, Kroner raised his big hand and asked if he might make a comment. “Just to sort of underline what you’re saying, Paul, I’d like to point out something I thought was rather interesting. One horsepower equals about twenty-two manpower – big manpower. If you convert the horsepower of one of the bigger steel-mill motors into terms of manpower, you’ll find that the motor does more work than the entire slave population of the United States at the time of the Civil War could do – and do it twenty-four hours a day.” He smiled beatifically. Kroner was the rock, the fountainhead of faith and pride for all in the Eastern Division. “That is an interesting figure,” said Paul, searching for his place in the manuscript. “And that, of course, simply applies to the First Industrial Revolution, where machines devalued muscle work. The second revolution, the one we’re now completing, is a little tougher to express in terms of work saved. If there were some measure like horsepower in which we could express annoyance or boredom that people used to experience in routine jobs – but there isn’t.” “You can measure rejects, I’m here to tell you,” said Baer, “and the darnedest, stupidest mistakes imaginable. The waste, the stoppages, the lemons! You can express it in dollars all right, dollars that went into bad workmanship.” “Yes,” said Paul, “but I was thinking of it from the worker’s point of view. The two industrial revolutions eliminated two kinds of drudgery, and I was looking for some way of estimating just how much the second revolution had relieved men of.” “I work,” said Baer. Everyone laughed. “The others – across the river,” said Paul. “They never did work,” said Kroner, and again everyone laughed. “And they’re reproducing like rabbits,” said Anita. “Somebody telling dirty jokes about rabbits reproducing?” said Finnerty, standing in the doorway. He swayed slightly, and his breathing was shallow. He had evidently found the whiskey. “Which one was it? Where the little girl rabbit went into the rabbit hardware store, and the clerk -” Kroner was on his feet. “Well, Finnerty – how are you, my boy?” He summoned the waiter. “You’re just in time for coffee, my boy – a big cup of black coffee.” He put his huge arm around Finnerty and steered him to the place that Anita had had cleared. Finnerty picked up the place card of the engineer next to him, squinted at it, then at the man. “Where’s my goddamn place card?” “Give him his place card, for heaven’s sakes,” said Anita. Paul took it from his pocket, smoothed it out, and set it before Finnerty. Finnerty nodded, and fell into a morose silence. “We were just talking about the Second Industrial Revolution,” said Kroner, as though nothing were amiss. “Paul was talking about how there is no real measure of the kind of drudgery it has eliminated. I think the story can be told in terms of a curve, perhaps – as most stories can be presented most clearly.” “Not the one about the little girl rabbit in the rabbit hardware store,” said Finnerty. Everyone, following Kroner’s example, ignored him. “If we plot man hours worked against the number of vacuum tubes in use, the man hours worked drop as the tubes increase.” “Like rabbits,” said Finnerty. Kroner smiled. “As you say, like rabbits. Incidentally, Paul, another interesting sidelight your father probably told you about is how people didn’t pay much attention to this, as you call it, Second Industrial Revolution for quite some time. Atomic energy was hogging the headlines, and everybody talked as though peacetime uses of atomic energy were going to remake the world. The Atomic Age, that was the big thing to look forward to. Remember, Baer? And meanwhile, the tubes increased like rabbits.” “And dope addiction, alcoholism, and suicide went up proportionately,” said Finnerty. “Ed!” said Anita. “That was the war,” said Kroner soberly. “It happens after every war.” “And organized vice and divorce and juvenile delinquency, all parallel the growth of the use of vacuum tubes,” said Finnerty. “Oh, come on, Ed,” said Paul, “you can’t prove a logical connection between those factors.” “If there’s the slightest connection, it’s worth thinking about,” said Finnerty. “I’m sure there isn’t enough connection for us to be concerned with here,” said Kroner severely. “Or enough imagination or honesty,” said Finnerty. “Oh, honestly! What are you talking about?” said Anita. She wadded her napkin nervously. “Come on – shall we leave this gloomy place and have the checker championship?” The response was sighs and grateful nods all around the table. With little regret, Paul laid the remainder of his speech aside. The party, save for Finnerty, swept into the club’s game room, where a checkerboard had already been set up, and where a battery of floor lamps ringed the table on which it rested, immaculate and glaring. The four challengers trotted ahead, held a hurried conference, and three of them went to the checkroom. The fourth, Fred Berringer, sat down at the board and grinned mysteriously. Paul took the chair opposite. “Play much?” he said. “A little, a little.” “Let’s see, Fred, you’re from Minnesota, aren’t you? Is the Minnesota checker championship by any chance at stake, Fred?” “Sorry, I’ve got the club championship to win, and nothing to lose.” “You’re going to lose, going to lose,” said Baer. “They all do, all do, all of them do, eh Paul? All lose to you.” “Modesty forbids that I answer,” said Paul. “My record speaks for itself.” He permitted himself a mild sort of elation over his invincibility. There would be some bizarre twist to tonight’s game, judging from the activity in the checkroom, but he wasn’t worried. “Make way for Checker Charley! Make way for Checker Charley!” shouted Berringer’s seconds from the foyer. The crowd in the gameroom parted, and the three rolled in a man-high box that was shrouded in a bedsheet and grumbled along on casters. “There’s a man in there?” said Kroner. “A brain, a brain,” said Berringer triumphantly. “Checker Charley, world’s champion checker player, and looking for new planets to conquer.” He grabbed a corner of the bedsheet, and unveiled Charley – a gray steel box with a checkerboard painted on its front panel. In each square that could be occupied by a checkerpiece were a red and a green jewel, each with a lamp behind it. “Pleased to meet you, Charley,” said Paul, trying to smile. When he realized what was going on, he felt himself reddening and getting a little mad. His first inclination was to walk the hell out. Baer had the back of the box open. “Oh, oh, my, yes indeed,” he said. “Look, look, look, and that goes over to there – and oh! Ha! Oh, my, I believe it’s even got a memory. Isn’t that what the tape’s for, boys, huh? Memory? Tape memory?” “Yessir,” said Berringer uncertainly. “I guess so.” “You built this?” said Kroner incredulously. “Nossir,” said Berringer, “my father. His hobby.” “Berringer, Berringer, Berringer,” said Baer, frowning. “You know – Dave Berringer; this is Dave’s boy,” said Kroner. “Oh!” Baer looked at Checker Charley with new admiration. “By George, no wonder, no wonder, no wonder.” Fred’s father, one of the top computing-machine men in the country, had built it. Paul slouched in his chair resignedly and waited for the comedy to begin. He looked at young Berringer’s dull, complacent face, and was sure that the youngster didn’t know much more about the machine than its external switches and signals. Finnerty strolled in from the dining room, eating from a plate he held at chin level. He set his plate atop the cabinet and stuck his head into the back, alongside Baer’s. “Any money on this?” he said. “Are you crazy?” said Paul. “Anything you say, boy; anything you say,” said Berringer. He laid his fat billfold on the table. The other three youngsters had plugged a cord from Checker Charley into an outlet in the baseboard; and now, as they flicked switches on and off, the box hummed and clicked, and lights on the front panel winked off and on. Paul stood. “I concede,” he said. He patted the box. “Congratulations, Charles, you’re a better man than I am. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new club champion.” He started out toward the bar. “Darling,” said Anita, catching his sleeve. “Oh, come on now, that isn’t like you.” “I can’t win against the damn thing. It can’t make a mistake.” “You can at least play against it.” “And prove what?” “Come on, Paul,” said Finnerty, “I’ve looked Charley over, and he doesn’t look so all-fired bright to me. I’ve got fifty dollars on you with Goldilocks here, and I’ll cover anybody else who thinks Checker Charley’s got a chance.” Eagerly, Shepherd slapped down three twenties. Finnerty covered him. “Bet the sun won’t rise tomorrow,” said Paul. “Play,” said Finnerty. Paul settled into his chair again. Dispiritedly, he pushed a checkerpiece forward. One of the youngsters closed a switch, and a light blinked on, indicating Paul’s move on Checker Charley’s bosom, and another light went on, indicating the perfect countermove for Berringer. Berringer smiled and did what the machine told him to do. He lit a cigarette and patted the pile of currency beside him. Paul moved again. A switch was closed, and the lights twinkled appropriately. And so it went for several moves. To Paul’s surprise, he took one of Berringer’s pieces without, as far as he could see, laying himself open to any sort of disaster. And then he took another piece, and another. He shook his head in puzzlement and respect. The machine apparently took a long-range view of the game, with a grand strategy not yet evident. Checker Charley, as though confirming his thoughts, made an ominous hissing noise, which grew in volume as the game progressed. “As of now, I am offering odds of three to one against Checker Charley,” said Finnerty. Berringer and Shepherd both took him up on it for another twenty apiece. Paul exchanged one man for three. “Say – now wait just a minute,” said Berringer. “Wait for what?” said Finnerty. “Something’s wrong.” “You and Checker Charley are being beaten is all. Somebody always wins, and somebody always loses,” said Finnerty. “That’s the way it goes.” “Sure, but if Checker Charley was working right he couldn’t lose.” Berringer arose unsteadily. “Listen, we’d better call this thing off while we find out what’s wrong.” He tapped the front panel experimentally. “Jesus Christ, he’s hot as a frying pan!” “Finish the game, Junior. I want to know who’s champ,” said Finnerty. “Don’tcha see!” said Berringer furiously. “It isn’t working right.” He looked pleadingly around the room. “Your move,” said Paul. Berringer looked helplessly at the lights, slid a man forward. Paul took two more of Berringer’s pieces and made his own piece a king. “This must be the trickiest booby trap in history,” he laughed. He was enjoying himself immensely. “Any minute now, Checker Charley’s going to see his opening, and then it’s going to be bye-bye championship,” said Finnerty. “Hop, hop, hop, hoppity hop. Curtains, Paul.” “Calculus is a wonderful thing,” said Paul. He sniffed. The air was getting heavy with a smell like burning paint, and his eyes were beginning to smart. One of Berringer’s seconds jerked open the back of the box, and smoke, colored a poisonous green by the glare from within, poured into the room. “Fire!” cried Baer. A waiter came running with a fire extinguisher and sent a jet of fluid into Checker Charley’s entrails. Steam billowed up as the jet fizzed and sputtered on the glowing parts. The lights on Charley’s steel bosom were skittering about the board wildly now, playing a demoniacal and swift game according to rules only the machine could understand. All the lights went on at once, a hum swelled louder and louder, until it sounded like a thunderous organ note, and suddenly died. One by one, the little lamps winked out, like a village going to sleep. “Oh my, my, oh my,” murmured Baer. “Fred, I’m so sorry,” said Anita. She looked reproachfully at Paul. The engineers crowded around Checker Charley, and those in the front rank probed through the ashes, melted tubes, and blackened wires. Tragedy was in every face. Something beautiful had died. “Such a lovely thing,” said Kroner sadly, resting his hand on Berringer’s shoulder. “If you like, perhaps things would go easier if I told your father what happened.” “It was practically his life – away from the laboratory,” said Berringer. He was shocked and scared. “Years and years. Why did it have to happen?” It was one more hollow echo to the question humanity had been asking for millenniums, the question men were seemingly born to ask. “The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away,” said Finnerty. Berringer bit his lip and nodded, until it began to dawn on him just who it was that had spoken. His round, stupid face slowly took on a mean, threatening cast. “Uh-huh,” he said, licking his lips, “the wise guy. Almost forgot about you.” “Well, you’d better not. I’ve got a lot of money bet on who’s going to win.” “Now, see here, Finnerty,” said Kroner placatingly, “let’s call it a draw, shall we? I mean, after all, the boy’s got a right to be upset, and -” “Draw, hell,” said Finnerty. “Paul beat Checker Charley fair and square.” “I’m beginning to see, I think,” said Berringer menacingly. He gathered Finnerty’s lapels in his hands. “What’d you do to Checker Charley, wise guy?” “Ask Baer. His head was in there with mine. Baer, did I do anything to Charley?” “What, eh? Do anything, do anything? Damage, you mean? No, no, no,” said Baer. “So sit down and finish the game, fat boy,” said Finnerty. “Or concede. Either way, I want my money.” “If you didn’t do anything to Charley, how come you were so sure he’d lose?” “Because my sympathy’s with any man up against a machine, especially a machine backing up a knucklehead like you against a man like Paul. Besides, Charley had a loose connection.” “Then you should have said so!” said Berringer. He gestured at the ruins of the machine. “Look – just look, will you? Look what you did by not telling me about the connection. I ought to mop this place up with your dirty face.” “Now, now, now – there, there,” said Kroner, stepping between the two. “You should have said something about that connection, Ed. This is a shame, a real shame.” “If Checker Charley was out to make chumps out of men, he could damn well fix his own connections. Paul looks after his own circuits; let Charley do the same. Those who live by electronics, die by electronics. Sic semper tyrannis.” He gathered up the bills from the table. “Good night.” Anita dug her fingernails into Paul’s arm. “Oh Paul, Paul, he’s ruined the whole evening.” On his way out, Finnerty paused by Paul and Anita. “Nice going, champ.” “Please give them their money back,” said Anita. “The machine wasn’t working right. Be fair. Isn’t that right, Paul?” To the amazement of the whole somber group, Paul lost control and burst out laughing. “That’s the spirit, champ,” said Finnerty. “I’m going home now, before these gentlemen sportsmen find a rope.” “Home? Washington?” said Anita. “Your house, dear. I haven’t got a place in Washington any more.” Anita closed her eyes. “Oh, I see.”

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