in her bedazzlement.
Barstow, California, was a sprawling pit stop in that enormous wasteland, and
they arrived at the big RV campgrounds by three that afternoon. Frank and Mae
Jordan, the middle-aged couple in the next camper space, were from Salt Lake
City and were traveling with their pet, a black Labrador named Jack.
To Travis’s and Nora’s surprise, Einstein had a terrific time playing with Jack.
They chased each other around the trailers, took playful nips at each other,
tangled and tumbled and sprang up and went chasing again. Frank Jordan tossed a
red rubber ball for them, and they sprinted after it, vying to
be the champion retriever. The dogs also made a game of trying to get the ball
away from each other and then holding on to it as long as possible. Travis was
exhausted just watching them.
Einstein was undoubtedly the smartest dog in the world, the smartest dog of all
time, a phenomenon, a miracle, as perceptive as any man—but he was also a dog.
Sometimes, Travis forgot this fact, but he was charmed every time Einstein did
something to remind him.
Later, after sharing charcoal-grilled hamburgers and corn on the cob with the
Jordans, and after downing a couple of beers in the clear desert night, they
said goodbye to the Salt Lakers, and Einstein seemed to say goodbye to Jack.
Inside the Airstream, Travis patted Einstein on the head and told him, “That was
very nice of you.”
The dog cocked his head, staring at Travis as if to ask what the devil he meant.
Travis said, “You know what I’m talking about, fur face.”
“I know, too,” Nora said. She hugged the dog. “When you were playing games with
Jack, you could have made a fool of him if you’d wanted to, but you let him win
his share, didn’t you?”
Einstein panted and grinned happily.
After one last nightcap, Nora took the bedroom, and Travis slept on the fold-out
sofa bed in the living room. Travis had thought about sleeping with her, and
perhaps she had considered allowing him into her bed. After all, the wedding was
less than four days away. God knew, Travis wanted her. And although she surely
suffered slightly with a virgin’s fear, she wanted him, too; he had no doubt of
that. Each day, they were touching each other and kissing more often—and more
intimately—and the air between them crackled with erotic energy. But why not do
things right and proper since they were so close to the day? Why not go to their
marriage bed as virgins—she as a virgin to everyone, he to her?
That night, Travis dreamed that Nora and Einstein were lost in the desolate
reaches of the Mojave. In the dream, he was for some reason legless, forced to
search for them at an agonizingly slow crawl, which was bad because he knew
that, wherever they were, they were under attack by . . . something.
Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday in Las Vegas, they prepared for the wedding, watched
Einstein playing enthusiastically with other campers’ dogs, and took side trips
to Charleston Peak and Lake Mead. In the evenings, Nora and Travis left Einstein
with his books while they went to stage shows. Travis felt guilty about leaving
the retriever alone, but by various means Einstein indicated that he did not
want them to stay at the trailer merely because the Strip hotels were so
prejudiced and shortsighted as to refuse to allow well-behaved genius dogs into
the casinos and showrooms.
Wednesday morning, Travis dressed in a tuxedo, and Nora wore a simple
calf-length white dress with spare lace trim at the cuffs and neckline. With
Einstein between them, they drove to their wedding in the pickup, leaving the
unhitched Airstream at the campgrounds.
The nondenominational, commercial chapel was the funniest place Travis had ever
seen, for the design was earnestly romantic, solemn, and tacky all at the same
time. Nora thought it was hilarious, too, and upon entering they had trouble
suppressing their laughter. The chapel was tucked in among neondripping, glitzy,
high-rise hotels on Las Vegas Boulevard South. It was only the size of a
one-story house, pale-pink stucco with white doors. Engraved in brass above the