“I don’t mind the clinic part because that’s free; what I object to is this expensive out-patient follow-up. It was her idea to come home from Kasanin Clinic, not mine. I keep thinking she’s going to go back there, but she threw herself into designing the simulacrum, and when she wasn’t doing that she was mosaicing the bathroom walls. She never stops being active. I don’t know where she gets the energy.”
I said, “When I consider all the people I know who’ve been victims of mental illness it’s amazing. My aunt Gretchen, who’s at the Harry Stack Sullivan Clinic at San Diego. My cousin Leo Roggis. My English teacher in high school, Mr. Haskins. The old Italian down the street who was on a pension, George Oliveri. I remember a buddy of mine in the Service, Art Boles; he had ‘phrenia and went to the Fromm-Reichmann Clinic at Rochester, New York. There was Alys Johnson, a girl I went with in college; she’s at Samuel Anderson Clinic in Area Three, which would be in Baton Rouge, La. And a man I worked for, Ed Yeats; he had ‘phrenia that became paranoia. And Waldo Dangerfield, another buddy of mine. Gloria Milstein, a girl I knew who had really enormous breasts like pears; she’s god knows where, but she was picked up by a personnel psych test when she was applying for a typing job; the Federal people swooped down and grabbed her–off she went. She was cute. And John Franklin Mann, a used car salesman I knew; he tested out as a dilapidated ‘phrenic and was carted off, probably to Kasanin, because he’s got relatives in Missouri. And Marge Morrison, another girl I knew; she had the hebe’ version, which always bothers me. She’s out again, though; I got a card from her. And Bob Ackers, a roommate I had. And Eddy Weiss–”
Maury had risen to his feet. “We better get going.”
Together we left the cafe. “You know this Sam Barrows?” I asked.
“Sure. I mean, not personally; I know him by reputation. He’s the darndest fellow. He’ll bet on anything. If one of his mistresses–and that’s a story in itself–if one of his mistresses dived out of a hotel window he’d bet on which end hit the pavement first, her head or her tail. He’s like one of the old-time speculators reborn, one of those captains of finance. Life’s a gamble to a guy like that. I admire him.”
“So does Pris.”
“Admire, hell–adores. She met him. They stared each other down–it was a draw. He galvanized or magnetized her or some darn thing. For weeks afterward she could hardly talk.”
“Was that when she was job-hunting?”
Maury nodded. “She didn’t get the job, but she did get into the sanctum sanctorum. Louis, that guy can scent out possibilities on all sides, opportunities no one else could see in a million years. You ought to dip into _Fortune_, sometime; they did a big write-up on him around ten months ago.”
“From what she told me Pris made quite a pitch to him that day.”
“She told him she had incredible worth that no one recognized. He was supposed to recognize it, evidently. Anyhow, she said that in his organization, working for him, she’d rise to the top and be known all over the universe. But otherwise, she’d just go on as she was. She told him she was a gambler, too; she wanted to stake everything on going to work for him. Can you beat that?”
“No,” I said. She hadn’t told me that part.
After a pause Maury said, “The Edwin M. Stanton was her idea.”
Then it was true. That made me feel really bad, to hear that. “And it was her idea that it would be of Stanton?”
“No, it was my idea. She wanted it to look like Sam Barrows. But there wasn’t enough data to feed to its ruling monad guidance system, so we got reference books on historical characters. And I was always interested in the Civil War; it was a hobby of mine years ago. So that settled that.”
“I see,” I said.
“She still has Barrows on her mind all the time. It’s what her analyst calls an obsessive idea.”
We walked on toward the office of MASA ASSOCIATES.
4
When we entered our office we found my brother Chester on the phone from Boise, reminding us that we had left the Edwin M. Stanton in the family living room, and asking us to pick it up, please.
“Well, we’ll try to get out sometime today,” I promised him.
Chester said, “It’s sitting where you left it. Father turned it on for a few minutes this morning to see if it got the news.”
“What news?”
“The morning news. The summary, like David Brinkley.” He meant _gave_ the news. So my family had in the meantime decided that I was right; it was a machine after all and not a person.
“Did it?” I asked.
“No,” Chester said. “It talked about the unnatural impudence of commanders in the field.”
When I had hung up the phone Maury said, “Maybe Pris would get it.”
“Does she have a car?” I asked.
“She can take the Jag. Maybe you better go along with her, though, in case there’s still a chance your dad’s interested.”
Later in the day Pris showed up at the office, and soon we were on our way back to Boise.
For the first part of the trip we drove in silence, Pris behind the wheel. All at once she said, “Do you have connections with someone who’s interested in the Edwin M. Stanton?” She eyed me.
“No. What a strange question.”
“What’s your real motive for coming along on this trip? You do have a concealed motive . . . it radiates from every pore of your body. If it were up to me I wouldn’t let you within a hundred yards of the Stanton.”
As she continued to eye me, I knew I was in for more dissection.
“Why aren’t you married?” she asked.
“I don’t know.”
“Are you a homosexual?”
“No!”
“Did some girl you fell in love with find you too ugly?”
I groaned.
“How old are you?”
That seemed reasonable enough, and yet, in view of the general attitude she held, I was wary of even that. “Ummm,” I murmured.
“Forty?”
“No. Thirty-three.”
“But your hair is gray on the sides and you have funnylooking snaggly teeth.”
I wished I was dead.
“What was your first reaction to the Stanton?” Pris asked.
I said, “I thought, ‘What a kindly-looking old gentleman that is there.’
“You’re lying, aren’t you?”
“Yes!”
“What did you actually think?”
“I thought, ‘What a kindly-looking old gentleman that is there, wrapped up in newspapers.'”
Pris said thoughtfully, “You probably are queer for old men. So your opinion isn’t worth anything.”
“Listen, Pris, somebody is going to brain you with a tire iron, someday. You understand?”
“You can barely handle your hostility, can you? Is that because you’re a failure in your own eyes? Maybe you’re being too hard on yourself. Tell me your childhood dreams and goals and I’ll tell you if–”
“Not for a billion dollars.”
“Are they shameful?” She continued to study me intently. “Did you do shameful sexual things with yourself, like it tells about in the psych books?”
I felt as if I were about to pass out.
“Obviously I hit on a sensitive topic with you,” Pris said. “But don’t be ashamed. You don’t do it anymore, do you? I suppose you still might. . . you’re not married, and normal sexual outlets are denied you.” She pondered that. “I wonder what Sam does, along the sex line.”
“Sam Vogel? Our driver, now in the Reno, Nevada, area?”
“No. Sam K. Barrows.”
“You’re obsessed,” I said. “Your thoughts, your speech, your tiling the bathroom–your involvement in the Stanton.”
“The simulacrum is brilliantly original.”
“What would your analyst say about it?”
“Milt Horstowski? I told him. He already said.”
“Tell me,” I said. “Didn’t he say this is a deranged manic compulsion of some kind?”
“No, he agreed that I should be doing something creative. When I told him about the Stanton he complimented me on it and hoped it would work out.”
“Probably you gave him one hell of a biased account.”
“No. I told him the truth.”
“About _refighting the Civil War with robots?_”
“Yes. He said it had flair.”
“Jesus Christ,” I said. “They’re all crazy.”
“All,” Pris said, reaching out and ruffling my hair, “but you, buddy boy. Right?”
I could say nothing.
“You take things so seriously,” Pris drawled. “Relax and enjoy life. You’re an anal type. Duty bound. You ought to let those old sphincter muscles let go for once . . . see how it feels. You want to be bad; that’s the secret desire of the anal type. They feel they must do their duty, though; that’s why they’re so pedantic and given to having doubts all the time. Like this; you have doubts about this.”