WHAT IS MAN? AND OTHER ESSAYS OF MARK TWAIN

of them. I see, now, how my SINGLE impulse to rob the man is not

the one that makes me do it, but only the LAST one of a

preparatory series. You might illustrate with a parable.

A Parable

O.M. I will. There was once a pair of New England boys–

twins. They were alike in good dispositions, feckless morals,

and personal appearance. They were the models of the Sunday-

school. At fifteen George had the opportunity to go as cabin-boy

in a whale-ship, and sailed away for the Pacific. Henry remained

at home in the village. At eighteen George was a sailor before

the mast, and Henry was teacher of the advanced Bible class. At

twenty-two George, through fighting-habits and drinking-habits

acquired at sea and in the sailor boarding-houses of the European

and Oriental ports, was a common rough in Hong-Kong, and out of a

job; and Henry was superintendent of the Sunday-school. At

twenty-six George was a wanderer, a tramp, and Henry was pastor

of the village church. Then George came home, and was Henry’s

guest. One evening a man passed by and turned down the lane, and

Henry said, with a pathetic smile, “Without intending me a

discomfort, that man is always keeping me reminded of my pinching

poverty, for he carries heaps of money about him, and goes by

here every evening of his life.” That OUTSIDE INFLUENCE–that

remark–was enough for George, but IT was not the one that made

him ambush the man and rob him, it merely represented the eleven

years’ accumulation of such influences, and gave birth to the act

for which their long gestation had made preparation. It had

never entered the head of Henry to rob the man–his ingot had

been subjected to clean steam only; but George’s had been

subjected to vaporized quicksilver.

V

More About the Machine

Note.–When Mrs. W. asks how can a millionaire give a single

dollar to colleges and museums while one human being is destitute

of bread, she has answered her question herself. Her feeling for

the poor shows that she has a standard of benevolence; there she

has conceded the millionaire’s privilege of having a standard;

since she evidently requires him to adopt her standard, she is by

that act requiring herself to adopt his. The human being always

looks down when he is examining another person’s standard; he

never find one that he has to examine by looking up.

The Man-Machine Again

Young Man. You really think man is a mere machine?

Old Man. I do.

Y.M. And that his mind works automatically and is

independent of his control–carries on thought on its own hook?

O.M. Yes. It is diligently at work, unceasingly at work,

during every waking moment. Have you never tossed about all

night, imploring, beseeching, commanding your mind to stop work

and let you go to sleep?–you who perhaps imagine that your mind

is your servant and must obey your orders, think what you tell it

to think, and stop when you tell it to stop. When it chooses to

work, there is no way to keep it still for an instant. The

brightest man would not be able to supply it with subjects if he

had to hunt them up. If it needed the man’s help it would wait

for him to give it work when he wakes in the morning.

Y.M. Maybe it does.

O.M. No, it begins right away, before the man gets wide

enough awake to give it a suggestion. He may go to sleep saying,

“The moment I wake I will think upon such and such a subject,”

but he will fail. His mind will be too quick for him; by the

time he has become nearly enough awake to be half conscious, he

will find that it is already at work upon another subject. Make

the experiment and see.

Y.M. At any rate, he can make it stick to a subject if he

wants to.

O.M. Not if it find another that suits it better. As a

rule it will listen to neither a dull speaker nor a bright one.

It refuses all persuasion. The dull speaker wearies it and sends

it far away in idle dreams; the bright speaker throws out

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