WHAT IS MAN? AND OTHER ESSAYS OF MARK TWAIN

himself–could not electrify the world as this murder has

electrified it. For one reason, there was then not much of a

world to electrify; it was a small world, as to known bulk, and

it had rather a thin population, besides; and for another reason,

the news traveled so slowly that its tremendous initial thrill

wasted away, week by week and month by month, on the journey, and

by the time it reached the remoter regions there was but little

of it left. It was no longer a fresh event, it was a thing of

the far past; it was not properly news, it was history. But the

world is enormous now, and prodigiously populated–that is one

change; and another is the lightning swiftness of the flight of

tidings, good and bad. “The Empress is murdered!” When those

amazing words struck upon my ear in this Austrian village last

Saturday, three hours after the disaster, I knew that it was

already old news in London, Paris, Berlin, New York, San

Francisco, Japan, China, Melbourne, Cape Town, Bombay, Madras,

Calcutta, and that the entire globe with a single voice, was

cursing the perpetrator of it. Since the telegraph first began

to stretch itself wider and wider about the earth, larger and

increasingly larger areas of the world have, as time went on,

received simultaneously the shock of a great calamity; but this

is the first time in history that the entire surface of the globe

has been swept in a single instant with the thrill of so gigantic

an event.

And who is the miracle-worker who has furnished to the world

this spectacle? All the ironies are compacted in the answer. He

is at the bottom of the human ladder, as the accepted estimates

of degree and value go: a soiled and patched young loafer,

without gifts, without talents, without education, without

morals, without character, without any born charm or any acquired

one that wins or beguiles or attracts; without a single grace of

mind or heart or hand that any tramp or prostitute could envy

him; an unfaithful private in the ranks, an incompetent stone-

cutter, an inefficient lackey; in a word, a mangy, offensive,

empty, unwashed, vulgar, gross, mephitic, timid, sneaking, human

polecat. And it was within the privileges and powers of this

sarcasm upon the human race to reach up–up–up–and strike from

its far summit in the social skies the world’s accepted ideal of

Glory and Might and Splendor and Sacredness! It realizes to us

what sorry shows and shadows we are. Without our clothes and our

pedestals we are poor things and much of a size; our dignities

are not real, our pomps are shams. At our best and stateliest we

are not suns, as we pretended, and teach, and believe, but only

candles; and any bummer can blow us out.

And now we get realized to us once more another thing which

we often forget–or try to: that no man has a wholly undiseased

mind; that in one way or another all men are mad. Many are mad

for money. When this madness is in a mild form it is harmless

and the man passes for sane; but when it develops powerfully and

takes possession of the man, it can make him cheat, rob, and

kill; and when he has got his fortune and lost it again it can

land him in the asylum or the suicide’s coffin. Love is a

madness; if thwarted it develops fast; it can grow to a frenzy of

despair and make an otherwise sane and highly gifted prince, like

Rudolph, throw away the crown of an empire and snuff out his own

life. All the whole list of desires, predilections, aversions,

ambitions, passions, cares, griefs, regrets, remorses, are

incipient madness, and ready to grow, spread, and consume, when

the occasion comes. There are no healthy minds, and nothing

saves any man but accident–the accident of not having his malady

put to the supreme test.

One of the commonest forms of madness is the desire to be

noticed, the pleasure derived from being noticed. Perhaps it is

not merely common, but universal. In its mildest form it

doubtless is universal. Every child is pleased at being noticed;

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