‘Thus, while the word “wedding” may cause some excitement in some breasts, somewhat like the word “mealtime”, the excitement is evanescent as the true nature of marriage dawns on the wedded pair. They must then contrive somehow to love their demanding offspring, who, it is fair to say, are most unlikely to requite that love by reciprocal affection or gratitude.
‘We have already made what to my mind is overdue provision for children here – not to mention their careless addition to our population. Let them go – as the saying used to be – “on the parish”, into the care of Belle Rivers and her professional carers. Let there continue to be the usual conjunction of overheated bodies, men with women, women with women, and men with men. But let us not consider the continuance on Mars of matrimony in any shape or form. We are imprisoned enough as it is.’
Bateson sat down and Crispin took the stand. ‘The genial Oliver Goldsmith remarked that a man who married and brought up his family did more service to the community than he who remained single and complained about the growing population. The outburst of misogyny we have just heard takes no account of love. I know it’s a word that covers a multitude of sins as well as virtues, but if we weigh love against its opposite, hatred, then we see how easily love wins.
‘True, marriage once involved property. That’s history. In any case, Upstairs here we have no property beyond our persons. Now we marry to make public our commitment to each other, and to ensure, as far as that is possible, the stability of our lives for the enhancement of our children’s most tender years.
‘If we do not want children, then we need not marry, but must take precautions until lust gives out and we forsake our partner for another.
‘How satisfactory that is, I leave you to judge, but it would be folly to legislate against it. Is free love a prescription for contentment? I remind you of the old joke I heard in the Seychelles long ago. “Remember, no matter how pretty the next girl is who comes along, somewhere in her background there’s a guy who got sick of her shit and nonsense.”‘ He showed his gold tooth in a wide grin, before adding, ‘And that goes for the other sex as well, ladies…
‘I can tell you now that I believe, on the other hand, that there is something ennobling about marriage and constancy, and that those qualities should be encouraged in our constitution. So convinced of their virtue am I that I’m proud to say Belle and I – despite some difference in our ages – intend to marry soon.’ He burst out laughing with joy, gesturing gallantly towards Belle.
Belle immediately rose to her feet. She was seen to blush. ‘Oh, that was meant to be a secret!’ she cried, between tears and laughter herself. He put his arms round her and they clung together.
I wished that Kissorian and Sharon could have been present, but we had not seen them for a while. ‘After this display, we’re bound to win,’ Cang Hai whispered to me.
But Beau Stephens now rose, frowning. ‘Friends, this is a disgraceful spectacle, carefully rehearsed, no doubt, to persuade us to vote with our hearts instead of our heads. If these two rather ageing people are emotionally involved with each other, it is better it should be kept secret than acted out before us in this embarrassing charade.
‘The case against marriage is that it is out-of-date and has become merely an opportunity for display and sentiment. Present-day ethics are against the whole idea. After the party’s over, and the gifts mauled about and complained of, before the confetti’s trampled into the mud of the pavement, most couples get divorced, only to indulge in legal wrangles that may continue for some years.
‘That’s when we see that marriage is simply about property and lust. It shows no care for any children. It’s dishonest – another bad old custom that must go, if only to impoverish the lawyers.
‘You seem fond of quoting, so I’ll give you a quote from Nietzsche, whose Also Sprach Zarathustra I read in my university days. As far as I recall, Nietzsche takes a spiritual view. He says that you should first be mature enough to face the challenge of marriage, so that marriage can enable you both to grow. You should have children who will profit by your spirituality, to become greater than you are. He calls marriage the will of two people to create a someone who is more than those who created it.