“WHAT do you think?” Laura May had asked Earl as she escorted him into her bedroom. Earl was too startled by what was in front of him to offer any coherent reply. The bedroom was a mausoleum, founded, it seemed, in the name of Trivia. Laid out on the shelves, hung on the walls and covering much of the floor were items that might have been picked out of any garbage can: empty Coke cans, collections of ticket stubs, coverless and defaced magazines, vandalized toys, shattered mirrors, postcards never sent, letters never read-a limping parade of the forgotten and the forsaken. His eye passed back arid forth over the elaborate display and found not one item of worth among the junk and bric-a-brac. Yet all this inconsequential had been arranged with meticulous care so that no one piece masked another. And-now that he looked more closely-he saw that every item was numbered, as if each had its place in some system of junk. The thought that this was all Laura May’s doing shrank Earl’s stomach. The woman was clearly verging on lunacy.
“This is my collection,” she told him.
“So I see,” he replied.
“I’ve been collecting since I was six.” She crossed the room to the dressing table, where most women Earl had known would have arranged their toiletries. But here were arrayed more of the same inane exhibits. “Everybody leaves something behind, you know,” Laura May said to Earl, picking up some piece of dreck with all the care others might bestow on a precious stone and examining it before placing it back in its elected position.
“Is that so?” Earl said.
“Oh yeah. Everyone. Even if it’s only a dead match or a tissue with lipstick on it. We used to have a Mexican girl, Ophelia, who cleaned the rooms when I was a child. It started as a game with her, really. She’d always bring me something belonging to the guests who’d left. When she died I took over collecting stuff for myself, always keeping something. As a memento.”
Earl began to grasp the absurd poetry of the museum. In Laura May’s neat body was all the ambition of a great curator. Not for her mere art. She was collecting keepsakes of a more intimate nature, forgotten signs of people who’d passed this way, and who, most likely, she would never see again.
“You’ve got it all marked,” he observed.
“Oh yes,” she replied, “it wouldn’t be much use if I didn’t know who it all belonged to, would it?”
Earl supposed not. “Incredible,” he murmured quite genuinely. She smiled at him. He suspected she didn’t show her collection to many people. He felt oddly honored to be viewing it.
“I’ve got some really prize things,” she said, opening the middle drawer of the dressing table, “stuff I don’t put on display.”
“Oh?” he said.
The drawer she’d opened was lined with tissue paper, which rustled as she brought forth a selection of special acquisitions. A soiled tissue found beneath the bed of a Hollywood star who had tragically died six weeks after staying at the motel. A heroin needle carelessly left by X; an empty book of matches, which she had traced to a homosexual bar in Amarillo, discarded by Y The names she mentioned meant little or nothing to Earl, but he played the game as he felt she wanted it played, mingling exclamations of disbelief with gentle laughter. Her pleasure, fed by his, grew. She took him through all the exhibits in the dressing-table drawer, offering some anecdote or biographical insight with every one.
When she had finished, she said: “I wasn’t quite telling you the truth before, when I said it began as a game with Ophelia. That really came later.”
“So what started you off?” he asked.
She went down on her haunches and unlocked the bottom drawer of the dressing table with a key on a chain around her neck. There was only one artifact in this drawer. This she lifted out almost reverentially and stood up to show him.
“What’s this?”
“You asked me what started the collection,” she said. “This is it. I found it, and I never gave it back. You can look if you want.”