“Yeah, but I got the gun,” he sighed. “Act nice and you’re as safe as the bearded woman at a Legion convention. Safer.”
He was circling slowly, carefully. I saw the metal thing now.
“That’s a special badge,” I said. “You’ve got no more right to pinch me than I have to pinch you.”
“In the hack, ho. Be nice or your guts lie on this here street. I got orders.” He started to pat me gently. “Hell, you ain’t even rodded.”
“Skip it!” I growled. “Do you think you could take me if I was?”
I walked over to his blue coupé and slid under its wheel. The motor was running. He got in beside me and put his gun in my side and we went on down the hill.
“Take her west on Santa Monica,” he husked. “Then up, say, Canyon Drive to Sunset. Where the bridle path is.”
I took her west on Santa Monica, past the bottom of Holloway, then a row of junk yards and some stores. The street widened and became a boulevard past Doheney. I let the car out a little to feel it. He stopped me doing that. I swung north to Sunset and then west again. Lights were being lit in big houses up the slopes. The dusk was full of radio music.
I eased down and took a look at him before it got too dark. Even under the pulled-down hat on Flores I had seen the eyebrows, but I wanted to be sure. So I looked again. They were the eyebrows, all right.
They were almost as even, almost as smoothly black, and fully as wide as a half-inch strip of black plush pasted across his broad face above the eyes and nose. There was no break in the middle. His nose was large and coarse-grained and had hung out over too many beers.
“Bub McCord,” I said. “Ex-copper. So you’re in the snatch racket now. It’s Folsom for you this time, baby.”
“Aw, can it.” He looked hurt and leaned back in the corner. Bub McCord, caught in a graft tangle, had done a three in Quentin. Next time he would go to the recidivist prison, which is Folsom in our state.
He leaned his gun on his left thigh and cuddled the door with his fat back. I let the car drift and he didn’t seem to mind. It was betweentimes, after the homeward rush of the office man, before the evening crowd came out
“This ain’t no snatch,” he complained. “We just don’t want no trouble. You can’t expect to go up against an organization like KLBL with a two-bit shakedown, and get no kickback. It ain’t reasonable.” He spat out of the window without turning his head. “Keep her rollin’, ho.”
“What shakedown?”
“You wouldn’t know, would you? Just a wandering peeper with his head stuck in a knothole, huh? That’s you. Innocent, as the guy says.”
“So you work for Marineau. That’s all I wanted to know. Of course I knew it already, after I back-alleyed you, and you showed up again.”
“Neat work, ho–but keep her rollin’. Yeah, I had to phone in. Just caught him.”
“Where do we go from here?”
“I take care of you till nine-thirty. After that we go to a place.”
“What place?”
“It ain’t nine-thirty. Hey, don’t go to sleep in that there corner.”
“Drive it yourself, if you don’t like my work.”
He pushed the gun at me hard. It hurt. I kicked the coupé out from under him and set him back in his corner, but he kept his gun in a good grip. Somebody called out archly on somebody’s front lawn.
Then I saw a red light winking ahead, and a sedan just passing it, and through the rear window of the sedan two flat caps side by side.
“You’ll get awfully tired of holding that gun,” I told McCord. “You don’t dare use it anyway. You’re copper-soft. There’s nothing so soft as a copper who’s had his badge torn off. Just a big heel. Copper-soft.”
We weren’t near to the sedan, but I wanted his attention. I got it. He slammed me over the head and grabbed the wheel and yanked the brake on. We ground to a stop. I shook my head woozily. By the time I came out of it he was away from me again, in his corner.
“Next time,” he said thinly, for all his huskiness, “I put you to sleep in the rumble. Just try it, ho. Just try it, Now roll– and keep the wisecracks down in your belly.”
I drove ahead, between the hedge that bordered the bridle path and the wide parkway beyond the curbing. The cops in the sedan tooled on gently, drowsing, listening with half an ear to their radio, talking of this and that. I could almost hear them in my mind, the sort of thing they would be saying.
“Besides,” McCord growled. “I don’t need no gun to handle you. I never see the guy I couldn’t handle without no gun.”
“I saw one this morning,” I said. I started to tell him about Steve Skalla.
Another red stoplight showed. The sedan ahead seemed loath to leave it. McCord lit a cigarette with his left hand, bending his head a little.
I kept telling him about Skalla and the bouncer at Shamey’s.
Then I tramped on the throttle.
The little car shot ahead without a quiver. McCord started to swing his gun at me. I yanked the wheel hard to the right and yelled: “Hold tight! It’s a crash!”
We hit the prowl car almost on the left rear fender. It waltzed around on one wheel, apparently, and loud language came out of it. It slewed, rubber screamed, metal made a grinding sound, the left tailight splintered and probably the gas tank bulged.
The little coupé sat back on its heels and quivered like a scared rabbit.
McCord could have cut me in half. His gun muzzle was inches from my ribs. But he wasn’t a hard guy, really. He was just a broken cop who had done time and got himself a cheap job after it and was on an assignment he didn’t understand.
He tore the right-hand door open, and jumped out of the car.
One of the cops was out by this time, on my side. I ducked down under the wheel. A flash beam burned across the top of my hat.
It didn’t work. Steps came near and the flash jumped into my face.
“Come on out of that,” a voice snarled. “What the hell you think this is–a racetrack?”
I got out sheepishly. McCord was crouched somewhere behind the coupé, out of sight.
“Lemme smell of your breath.”
I let him smell my breath.
“Whisky,” he said. “I thought so. Walk, baby. Walk.” He prodded me with the flashlight.
I walked.
The other cop was trying to jerk his sedan loose from the coupé. He was swearing, but he was busy with his own troubles.
“You don’t walk like no drunk,” the cop said. “What’s the matter? No brakes?” The other cop had got the bumpers free and was climbing back under his wheel.
I took my hat off and bent my head. “Just an argument,” I said. “I got hit. It made me woozy for a minute.”
McCord made a mistake. He started running when he heard that. He vaulted across the parkway, jumped the wall and crouched. His footsteps thudded on turf.
That was my cue. “Holdup!” I snapped at the cop who was questioning me. “I was afraid to tell you!”
“Jeeze, the howling–!” he yelled, and tore a gun out of his holster. “Why’n’t you say so?” He jumped for the wall, “Circle the heap! We want that guy!” he yelled at the man in the sedan.
He was over the wall. Grunts. More feet pounding on the turf. A car stopped half a block away and a man started to get out of it but kept his foot on the running hoard. I could barely see him behind his dimmed headlights.
The cop in the prowl car charged at the hedge that bordered the bridle path, backed furiously, swung around and was off with screaming siren.
I jumped into McCord’s coupé, and jerked the starter. Distantly there was a shot, then two shots, then a yell. The siren died at a corner and picked up again.
I gave the coupé all it had and left the neighborhood. Far off, to the north, a lonely sound against the hills, a siren kept on wailing.
I ditched the coupé half a block from Wilshire and took a taxi in front of the Beverly-Wilshire. I knew I could be traced. That wasn’t important. The important thing was how soon.
From a cocktail bar in Hollywood I called Hiney. He was still on the job and still sour.
“Anything new on Skalla?”
“Listen,” he said nastily, “was you over to talk to that Shamey woman? Where are you?”
“Certainly I was,” I said. “I’m in Chicago.”
“You better come on home. Why was you there?”
“I thought she might know Beulah, of course. She did. Want to raise that bet a little?”
“Can the comedy. She’s dead.”
“Skalla–” I started to say.
“That’s the funny side,” he grunted. “He was there. Some nosy old–next door seen him. Only there ain’t a mark on her. She died natural. I kind of got tied up here, so I didn’t get over to see her.”
“I know how busy you are,” I said in what seemed to me a dead voice.
“Yeah. Well, hell, the doc don’t even know what she died of. Not yet.”
“Fear,” I said. “She’s the one that turned Skalla up eight years ago. Whisky may have helped a little.”
“Is that so?” Hiney said. “Well, well. We got him now anyways. We make him at Girard, headed north in a rent hack. We got the county and state law in on it. If he drops over to the Ridge, we nab him at Castaic. She was the one turned him up, huh? I guess you better come in, Carmady.”
“Not me,” I said. “Beverly Hills wants me for a hit-and-run. I’m a criminal myself now.”
I had a quick snack and some coffee before I took a taxi to Las Mores and Santa Monica and walked up to where I had left my roadster parked.
Nothing was happening around there except that some kid in the back of a car was strumming a ukelele.
I pointed my roadster towards Heather Street.
Heather Street was a gash in the side of a steep flat slope, at the top of Beachwood Drive. It curved around the shoulder enough so that even by daylight you couldn’t have seen much more than half a block of it at one time while you were on it.
The house I wanted was built downward, one of those clinging-vine effects, with a front door below the street level, a patio on the roof, a bedroom or two possibly in the basement, and a garage as easy to drive into as an olive bottle.
The garage was empty, but a big shiny sedan had its two right wheels off the road, on the shoulder of the bank. There were lights in the house.
I drove around the curb, parked, walked back along the smooth, hardly used cement and poked a fountain pen flash into the sedan. It was registered to one David Marineau, 1737 North Flores Avenue, Hollywood, California. That made me go back to my heap and get a gun out of a locked pocket.
I repassed the sedan, stepped down three rough stone steps and looked at the bell beside a narrow door topped by a lancet arch.
I didn’t push it, I just looked at it. The door wasn’t quite shut. A fairly wide crack of dim light edged around its panel. I pushed it an inch. Then I pushed it far enough to look in.
Then I listened. The silence of that house was what made me go in. It was one of those utterly dead silences that come after an explosion. Or perhaps I hadn’t eaten enough dinner. Anyway I went in.
The long living room went clear to the back, which wasn’t very far as it was a small house. At the back there were french doors and the metal railing of a balcony showed through the glass. The balcony would be very high above the slope of the hill, built as the house was.
There were nice lamps, nice chairs with deep sides, nice tables, a thick apricot-colored rug, two small cozy davenports, one facing and one right-angled to a fireplace with an ivory mantel and a miniature Winged Victory on that. A fire was laid behind the copper screen, but not lit.
The room had a hushed, warm smell. It looked like a room where people got made comfortable. There was a bottle of Vat 69 on a low table with glasses and a copper bucket, and tongs.
I fixed the door about as I had found it and just stood. Silence. Time passed. It passed in the dry whirr of an electric clock on a console radio, in the far-off hoot of an auto horn down on Beachwood half a mile below, in the distant hornet drone of a night-flying plane, in the metallic wheeze of a cricket under the house.
Then I wasn’t alone any longer.
Mrs. Marineau slid into the room at the far end, by a door beside the french doors. She didn’t make any more noise than a butterfly. She still wore the pillbox black hat and the burnt-orange tweeds, and they still looked like hell together. She had a small glove in her hand wrapped around the butt of a gun. I don’t know why. I never did find that out.
She didn’t see me at once and when she did it didn’t mean anything much. She just lifted the gun a little and slid along the carpet towards me, her lip clutched back so far that I couldn’t even see the teeth that clutched it,
But I had a gun out now myself. We looked at each other across our guns. Maybe she knew me. I hadn’t any idea from her expression.
I said, “You got them, huh?”
She nodded a little. “Just him’,” she said.
“Put the gun down, You’re all through with it.”
She lowered it a little. She hadn’t seemed to notice the Colt I was pushing through the air in her general direction. I lowered that too.
She said, “She wasn’t here.”
Her voice had a dry, impersonal sound, flat, without timbre.
“Miss Baring wasn’t here?” I asked.
“No.”
“Remember me?”
She took a better look at me but her face didn’t light up with any pleasure.
“I’m the guy that was looking for Miss Baring,” I said. “You told me where to come. Remember? Only Dave sent a logan to put the arm on me and ride me around while he came up here himself and promoted something. I couldn’t guess what.”
The brunette said, “You’re no cop. Dave said you were a fake.”
I made a broad, hearty gesture and moved a little closer to her, unobtrusively. “Not a city cop,” I admitted. “But a cop. And that was a long time ago. Things have happened since then. Haven’t they?”
“Yes,” she said. “Especially to Dave. Hee, hee.”
It wasn’t a laugh. It wasn’t meant to be a laugh. It was just a little steam escaping through a safety valve.
“Hee, hee,” I said. We looked at each other like a couple of nuts being Napoleon and Josephine.
The idea was to get close enough to grab her gun. I was still too far.
“Anybody here besides you?” I asked.
“Just Dave.”
“I had an idea Dave was here.” It wasn’t clever, but it was good for another foot.
“Oh, Dave’s here,” she agreed. “Yes. You’d like to see him?”
“Well– if it isn’t too much trouble.”
“Hee, hee,” she said. “No trouble at all. Like this.”
She jerked the gun up and snapped the trigger at me. She did it without moving a muscle of her face.
The gun not going off puzzled her, in a sort of vague, weekbefore-last manner. Nothing immediate or important. I wasn’t there any more. She lifted the gun up, still being very careful about the black kid glove wrapped about its butt, and peered into the muzzle. That didn’t get her anywhere. She shook the gun. Then she was aware of me again. I hadn’t moved. I didn’t have to, now.
“I guess it’s not loaded,” she said.
“Maybe just all used up,” I said. “To bad. These little ones only hold seven. My shells won’t fit, either. Let’s see if I can do anything?”
She put the gun in my hand. Then she dusted her hands together. Her eyes didn’t seem to have any pupils, or to be all pupils. I wasn’t sure which.
The gun wasn’t loaded. The magazine was quite empty. I sniffed the muzzle. The gun hadn’t been fired since it was last cleaned.
That got me. Up to that point it had looked fairly simple, if I could get by without any more murder. But this threw it. I hadn’t any idea what either of us was talking about now.
I dropped her pistol into my side pocket and put mine back on my hip and chewed my lip for a couple of minutes, to see what might turn up. Nothing did.
The sharp-faced Mrs. Marineau merely stood still and stared at a spot between my eyes, fuzzily, like a rather blotto tourist seeing a swell sunset on Mount Whitney.
“Well,” I said at last, “let’s kind of look through the house and see what’s what.”
“You mean Dave?”
“Yeah, we could take that in.”
“He’s in the bedroom.” She tittered. “He’s at home in bedrooms.”
I touched her arm and turned her around. She turned obediently, like a small child.
“But this one will be the last one he’ll be at home in,” she said. “Hee, hee.”
“Oh, yeah. Sure,” I said.
My voice sounded to me like the voice of a midget.
Dave Marineau was dead all right–if there had been any doubt about it.
A white bowl lamp with raised figures shone beside a large bed in a green and silver bedroom. It was the only light in the room. It filtered a hushed kind of light down at his face. He hadn’t been dead long enough to get the corpse look.
He lay sprawled casually on the bed, a little sideways, as though he had been standing in front of it when he was shot. One arm was flung out as loose as a strand of kelp and the other was under him. His open eyes were flat and shiny and almost seemed to hold a self-satisfied expression. His mouth was open a little and the lamplight glistened on the edges of his upper teeth.
I didn’t see the wound at all at first. It was high up, on the right side of his head, in the temple, but back rather far, almost far enough to drive the petrosal bone through the brain. It was powder-burned, rimmed with dusky red, and a fine trickle spidered down from it and got browner as it got thinner against his cheek.
“Hell, that’s a contact wound,” I snapped at the woman. “A suicide wound.”
She stood at the foot of the bed and stared at the wall above his head. If she was interested in anything besides the wall, she didn’t show it.
I lifted his still limp right hand and sniffed at the place where the base of the thumb joins the palm. I smelled cordite, then I didn’t smell cordite, then I didn’t know whether I smelled cordite or not. It didn’t matter, of course. A paraffin test would prove it one way or the other.
I put the hand down again, carefully, as though it were a fragile thing of great value. Then I plowed around on the bed, went down on the floor, got halfway under the bed, swore, got up again and rolled the dead man to one side enough to look under him. There was a bright, brassy shellcase but no gun.
It looked like murder again. I liked that better. He wasn’t the suicide type.
“See any gun?” I asked her.
“No.” Her face was as blank as a pie pan.
“Where’s the Baring girl? What are you supposed to be doing here?”
She bit the end of her left little finger. “I’d better confess,” she said. “I came here to kill them both.”
“Go on,” Isaid.
“Nobody was here. Of course, after I phoned him and he told me you were not a real cop and there was no murder and you were a blackmailer and just trying to scare me out of the address–” She stopped and sobbed once, hardly more than a sniff, and moved her line of sight to a corner of the ceiling.
Her words had a tumbled arrangement, but she spoke them like a drugstore Indian.
“I came here to kill both of them,” she said. “I don’t deny that.”
“With an empty gun?”
“It wasn’t empty two days ago. I looked. Dave must have emptied it. He must have been afraid.”
“That listens,” I said. “Go on.”
“So I came here. That was the last insult–his sending you to me to get her address. That was more than I would–”
“The story,” I said. “I know how you felt. I’ve read it in the love mags myself.”
“Yes. Well, he said there was something about Miss Baring he had to see her about on account of the studio and it was nothing personal, never had been, never would be–”
“My Gawd,” I said, “I know that too. I know what he’d feed you. We’ve got a dead man lying around here. We’ve got to do something, even if he was just your husband.”
“You–, she said.
“Yeah,” I said. “That’s better than the dopey talk. Go on.”
“The door wasn’t shut. I came in. That’s all. Now, I’m going. And you’re not going to stop me. You know where I live, you–.’ She called me the same name again.
“We’ll talk to some law first,” I said. I went over and shut the door and turned the key on the inside of it and took it out. Then I went over to the french doors. The woman gave me looks, but I couldn’t hear what her lips were calling me now.
French doors on the far side of the bed opened on the same balcony as the living room. The telephone was in a niche in the wall there, by the bed, where you could yawn and reach out for it in the morning and order a tray of diamond necklaces sent up to try on.
I sat down on the side of the bed and reached for the phone, and a muffled voice came to me through the glass and said: “Hold it, pal! Just hold it!”
Even muffled by the glass it was a deep, soft voice. I had heard it before. It was Skalla’s voice.
I was in line with the lamp. The lamp was right behind me. I dived off the bed on to the floor, clawing at my hip.
A shot roared and glass sprinkled the back of my neck. I couldn’t figure it. Skalla wasn’t on the balcony. I had looked.
I rolled over and started to snake away along the floor away from the french doors, my only chance with the lamp where it was.
Mrs. Marineau did just the right thing–for the other side. She jerked a slipper off and started slamming me with the heel of it. I grabbed for her ankles and we wrestled around and she cut the top of my head to pieces.
I threw her over. It didn’t last long. When I started to get up Skalla was in the room, laughing at me. The .45 still had a home in his fist. The french door and the locked screen outside looked as though a rogue elephant had passed that way.
“Okay,” I said. “I give up.”
“Who’s the twist? She sure likes you, pal.”
I got up on my feet. The woman was over in a corner somewhere. I didn’t even look at her.
“Turn around, pal, while I give you the fan.”
I hadn’t worked my gun loose yet. He got that. I didn’t say anything about the door key, but he took it. So he must have been watching from somewhere. He left me my car keys. He looked at the little empty gun and dropped it back in my pocket.
“Where’d you come from?” I asked.
“Easy. Clumb up the balcony and held on, looking through the grill at you. Cinch to an old circus man. How you been, pal?”
Blood from the top of my head was leaking down my face. I got a handkerchief out and mopped at it. I didn’t answer him.
“Jeeze, you sure was funny on the bed grabbin’ for the phone with the stiff at your back.”
“I was a scream,” I growled. “Take it easy. He’s her husband.”
He looked at her. “She’s his woman?”
I nodded and wished I hadn’t.
“That’s tough. If I’d a known–but I couldn’t help meself. The guy asked for it.”