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Clifford D. Simak. All flesh is grass

‘What has the dog to do with it?’ I asked.

‘Consider,’ they said. ‘If the humans of your Earth had devoted all

their energies, through all their history, to the training of the dog, what

might have been achieved?’

‘Why, I don’t know,’ I said. ‘Perhaps, by now, we’d have a dog that

might be our equal in intelligence. Perhaps not intelligent in the same

manner that we’re intelligent, but…’

‘There once was another race,’ the Flowers told me, ‘that did that very

thing with us. It all began more than a billion years ago.’

‘This other race deliberately made a plant intelligent?’

‘There was a reason for it. They were a different kind of life than

you. They developed us for one specific purpose. They needed a system of

some sort that would keep the data they had collected continually correlated

and classified and ready for their use.’

‘They could have kept their records. They could have written it all

down.’

‘There were certain physical restrictions and, perhaps more important,

certain mental blocks.’

‘You mean they couldn’t write.’

‘They never thought of writing. It was an idea that did not occur to

them. Not even speech, the way you speak. And even if they had had speech or

writing, it would not have done the job they wanted.’

‘The classification and the correlation?’

‘That is part of it, of course. But how much ancient human knowledge,

written down and committed to what seemed at that time to be safe keeping,

is still alive today?’

‘Not much of it. It has been lost or destroyed. Time has washed it

out.’

‘We still hold the knowledge of that other race,’ they said. ‘We proved

better than the written record – although this other race, of course, did

not consider written records.’

‘This other race,’ I said. ‘The knowledge of this other race and how

many other races?’

They did not answer me. ‘If we had the time,’ they said, ‘we’d explain

it all to you. There are many factors and considerations you’d find

incomprehensible. Believe us when we say that the decision of this other

race, to develop us into a data storage system, was the most reasonable and

workable of the many alternatives they had under study’

‘But the time it took,’ I said, dismayed ‘My God, how much time would

it take to make a plant intelligent! And how could they even start? What do

you do to make a plant intelligent?’

‘Time,’ they said, ‘was no great consideration. It wasn’t any problem.

They knew how to deal with time. They could handle time as you can handle

matter. And that was a part of it. They compressed many centuries of our

lives into seconds of their own. They had all the time they needed. They

made the time they needed.’

‘They made time?’

‘Certainly. Is that so hard to understand?’

‘For me, it is,’ I told them. ‘Time is a river. It flows on and on.

There is nothing you can do about it.’

‘It is nothing like a river,’ said the Flowers, ‘and it doesn’t flow,

and there’s much that can be done with it. And, furthermore, we ignore the

insult that you offer us.’

‘The insult?’

‘Your feeling that it would be so difficult for a plant to acquire

intelligence.’

‘No insult was intended. I was thinking of the plants of Earth. I can’t

imagine a dandelion…’

‘A dandelion?’

‘A very common plant.’

‘You may be right,’ they said. ‘We may have been different, originally,

than the plants of Earth.’

‘You remember nothing of it all, of course.’

‘You mean ancestral memory?’

‘I suppose that’s what I mean.’

‘It was so long ago,’ they said. ‘We have the record of it. Not a myth,

you understand, not a legend. But the actual record of how we became

intelligent.’

‘Which,’ I said, ‘is far more than the human race has got.’

‘And now,’ said the Flowers, ‘we must say goodbye. Our enunciator is

becoming quite fatigued and we must not abuse his strength, for he has

served us long and faithfully and we have affection for him. We will talk

with you again.’

‘Whew!’ said Tupper.

He wiped the slobber off his chin.

‘That’s the longest,’ he said, ‘I have ever talked for them. What did

you talk about?’

‘You mean you don’t know?’

‘Of course I don’t,’ snapped Tupper. ‘I never listen in.’

He was human once again. His eyes had returned to normal and his face

had become unstuck.

‘But the readers,’ I said. ‘They read longer than we talked.’

‘I don’t have nothing to do with the reading that is done,’ said

Tupper. ‘That ain’t two-way talk. That’s all mental contact stuff.’

‘But the phones,’ I said.

‘The phones are just to tell them the things they should read.’

‘Don’t they read into the phones?’

‘Sure they do,’ said Tupper. ‘I hat’s so they’ll read aloud. It’s

easier for the Flowers to pick it up if they read aloud. It’s sharper in the

reader’s brain or something.’

He got up slowly.

‘Going to take a nap,’ he said.

He headed for the hut.

Halfway there, he stopped and turned back to face me. ‘I forgot,’ he

said. ‘Thanks for the pants and shirt.’

12

My hunch had been correct. Tupper was a key, or at least one of the

keys, to what was happening. And the place to look for clues, crazy as it

had sounded, had been the patch of flowers in the garden down below the

greenhouse.

For the flower patch had led, not alone to Tupper, but to all the rest

of it – to that second self that had helped out Gerald Sherwood, to the

phone set-up and the reader service, to the ones who employed Stiffy Grant

and probably to the backers of that weird project down in Mississippi. And

to how many other projects and endeavours I had no idea.

It was not only now, I knew, that this was happening, but it had been

happening for years. For many years, they’d told me, the Flowers had been in

contact with many minds of Earth, had been stealing the ideas and the

attitudes and knowledge which had existed in those minds, and even in those

instances in which the minds were unaware of the prowlers in them, had

persisted in the nudging of those minds, as they had nudged the mind of

Sherwood.

For many years, they’d said, and I had not thought to ask them for a

better estimate. For several centuries, perhaps, and that seemed entirely

likely, for when they spoke of the lifetime of their intelligence they spoke

of a billion years.

For several hundred years, perhaps, and could those centuries, I

wondered, have dated from the Renaissance? Was it possible, I asked myself,

that the credit for the flowering of man’s culture, that the reason for his

advancement might be due, at least in part, to the nudging of the Flowers?

Not, of course, that they themselves would have placed their imprint upon

the ways of man, but theirs could have been the nagging force which had

driven man to much of his achievement.

In the case of Gerald Sherwood, the busybody nudging had resulted in

constructive action. Was it too much to think, I wondered, that in many

other instances the result had been the same – although perhaps not as

pronounced as it had been in Sherwood’s case? For Sherwood had recognized

the otherness that had come to live with him and had learned that it was to

his benefit to co-operate. In many other cases there would not have been

awareness, but even with no awareness, the drive and urge were there and, in

part, there would have been response.

In those hundreds of years, the Flowers must have learned a great deal

of humanity and have squirrelled away much human knowledge. For that had

been their original purpose, to serve as knowledge storage units. During the

last several years man’s knowledge had flowed to them in a steady stream,

with dozens, perhaps hundreds, of readers busily engaged in pouring down

their mental gullets the accumulated literary efforts of all of humankind.

I got off the ground where I was sitting and found that I was stiff and

cramped. I stretched and slowly turned and there, on every side, reaching to

the near horizons of the ridges that paralleled the river, swept the purple

tide.

It could not be right, I told myself. I could not have talked with

flowers. For of all the things on Earth, plants were the one thing that

could never talk.

And yet this was not the Earth. This was another Earth – only one,

they’d said, of many billion earths.

Could one measure, I asked myself, one earth by another? And the answer

seemed to be one couldn’t. The terrain appeared to be almost identical with

the terrain I had known back on my own Earth, and the terrain itself might

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