It was an hour’s ride to the industrial area. The distance was only about six miles as the crow flies, but except for maybe the subways, nothing went straight on our island. There weren’t any real roads at all. But the ride was enjoyable, and the scenery was good, which was why we rode the horses in the first place.
By scenery, I mostly mean that the ladies on the whole island were wearing a lot less than they had been three weeks ago. Back in the states, that wouldn’t have been a good thing, since most people (of both sexes) didn’t have bodies that you really wanted to see stripped down. Down here, where everybody looked like they were between eighteen and thirty-five, and physical fitness freaks besides, well, it wasn’t bad.
But why were they doing what they were doing? Was it just this business of it being the new fashion? Or were they all offering themselves to us? That was a scary thought. There were more than thirty thousand women on the island.
It is possible to have entirely too much of a good thing.
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I suppose that touring factories might strike most people as a strange way to spend a day, but you have to understand that engineers like to do things like that, and we don’t think that it’s at all strange. It’s kind of fun, actually, like visiting museums, but of the present, instead of the past. As a group, we technical types have an abiding fascination with finding out exactly how the world is made.
Because of trade secrets and insurance problems, this sort of sightseeing is difficult to do out in the real world without knowing someone on the inside who can get you an invitation. But on the island, well, we owned the place.
The factories were all big, blocky grey buildings, mostly without windows, and without any signs except for the large street numbers. Except that there weren’t any street signs here, or streets either. On the other hand, in the industrial area, everything that wasn’t a factory building was paved over. Maybe you could call those spaces streets, except that there still weren’t any street signs. I was a long time finding out what they did about the mail.
For our tour, Ian picked a building at random, and we just walked in, followed by most of our scantily clad entourage. As had happened before, the workers paid little heed to our ladies, but all of them turned and gawked at Ian and me. The plant manager bustled over, smiling and holding out his hand for me to shake.
It was an ordinary factory, making aluminum window frames. They were very well built window frames, obviously meant to last a long time, but there was nothing very interesting about the operation, except that there didn’t seem to be any need for all the windows that they were diligently making.
“I thought that all the buildings on the Island already had windows,” Ian said.
“Well, well, I’m sure that they all do, sir,” the manager stammered.
“I haven’t seen any new construction going on. What are they going to do with all the windows you folks are making here?”
“I’m sure I don’t know, sir. I don’t get involved with sales, you see. I just make sure that the orders are filled.”
“Then show me the orders.”
“As you wish, sir, but they won’t tell you much.”
They didn’t. The purchase orders were all on the same standard form, not on forms with the letterhead of the ordering company, as would be the usual case anywhere else I’d ever heard of.
They specified which standard catalog items were to be built and shipped by what time, and they mentioned the catalog prices but made no mention of any discounts expected, a thing unheard of in the real world.
And they specified precisely which numbered shipping containers should be filled, which seemed impossible. How would anybody, except maybe for the shipping company, know which container would be available for shipment at the time the order was filled? Oh, it could be done, I suppose, if you had that particular container especially set aside and waiting, but that would have been terribly inefficient, and why would anyone bother to do such a thing?
A little checking showed that each order exactly filled one container, which was weird, when you thought about it. How would the purchaser know exactly how they would be packed, what the exact external sizes of all the boxes were, so he could know how they would fit into a standard container?
Finally, there was no mention of who was doing the buying, when they had placed the order, nor when their check could be expected to arrive.
“A strange way to do business,” I said to Ian as we left. “What kind of a building job is it that always takes exactly one full container of windows to complete the building being constructed? I mean, there would usually be a few windows more or less than what was needed.”
“I know what you’re trying to say, Tom, but it’s just about the same story we got a few days ago at that electric motor shop.”
We hit three more shops before noon: an elevator company, a plant that processed frozen fish, and a clothing factory. It was pretty much the same story at each of them: standardized orders for filling particular standardized containers of particular standardized products.
The crowd of girls with us mostly just kept quiet and followed us around, trying not to yawn. Why they came along, I don’t know. We never asked to be followed around by a crowd.
Ian said it was a lot like the way the Roman Patricians figured that their status was defined by how many clients each of them had in his train.
“How about we hit a Syrian restaurant for lunch?” I said.
“I don’t think I’ve ever tried Syrian food.”
“It’s a marvelous cuisine built around odd spices, flat bread, and dead animals. Their best dish is mostly raw lamb’s meat. Don’t worry. We’ll make sure that they cook your kibbie, and that they don’t throw in very much in the way of spices.”
Ian agreed, and, of course, there was an Eastern Mediterranean restaurant just outside of the industrial area. They had a big table reserved and all set for our party of twenty-six. The place was much like the one that I had frequented back in Ann Arbor, except that here, the black-haired waitresses all wore abbreviated belly dancers’ outfits, and were as bare breasted as most of their current female customers.
I ordered the lemon and rice soup, the fattoush salad, and my kibbeh nayeh raw and spicy. And sherbert for desert. All of my girls followed suit, which seemed perfectly sensible to me. After all, it was the best food in the house.
Since I’d warned him, Ian asked for his kibbeh cooked and bland, but I was surprised when all twelve of his ladies ordered the same thing that he did.
Dedication on that level amazed me, since the spiced ground raw lamb’s meat and cracked grain—floating in olive oil and served with quartered raw onions on flat pita bread—is one of the foods of the Gods! Cooked, it loses a lot. But here they all were, missing out on one of life’s better pleasures, just to suck up to their boss.
I tell you, it does a boss’s heart good.
Ian and I chowed down with gusto, the way we’d been doing since we’d first seen that doctor. These oversized, muscular bodies burned a lot of fuel, and somehow they did something with everything extra we packed in, because my weight hadn’t changed an ounce, despite the way I’d been overeating for almost a month. After a lifetime of starving myself, and gaining weight anyway, well, eating all I wanted to was almost as wonderful as all the gorgeous ladies and free sex.
Barb signed for the meal, and we left. Thinking about it, I realized hadn’t touched any money since the day before we got here.
That afternoon, we toured a shop that made wrought iron railings, and another one that made glassware. Metal working was old hat for Ian and me, but neither of us had ever had much to do with glass factories. The technology of making things out of sand heated into a gooey liquid was pretty interesting, and we spent a few hours there. They sold many of their consumer products to local shops, but mostly it was the old story of filling orders that each filled a standard container.
I was getting ready to knock off, and maybe find a good bar, but Ian insisted on touring one more factory.
The building he selected was larger that any of the other factories we’d visited, but when we went in, there was no one around. Curious, we wandered around what was mostly a big, general purpose machine shop, equipped with some of the newest, biggest, and finest machinery available. Despite the high ceiling, the place obviously had a second floor. We were heading for the stairway in the corner when Ian stopped me, grabbing my left arm.