“Thank you, and perhaps we’ll have some refreshment later. For now, there is much to discuss, and this talk is long overdue.”
“You know that Barbara is gone?”
“Oh, yes. Is that where you want us to start?”
“Well, no. Maybe we’d best start at the beginning. Jim, just what in the hell has been going on around here?”
“I was sure that you had figured that out by this time. No? Let me explain it from my point of view, and then it will all make sense to you. The obvious first point was that once we had formed the partnership, we were faced with a basically technical problem, that of developing a time machine. We had two people, you and Ian, who were very competent, technically, but who were woefully incompetent in their interpersonal relationships. Great leaders you were not. You couldn’t even talk a girl into having sex with you. Then we had one person, me, who was competent in managing people but equally incompetent at anything technical. Therefore it made perfect sense for me to handle all the business, financial, and management tasks, and for the two of you to do the technical things. Are you with me so far?”
“Yes, of course, that much is obvious. But this island, these cities, all these women? Wasn’t that going way overboard?”
“I don’t think so. You see, it eventually became obvious that your technical endeavors were going to be sucessful far beyond our earlier dreams. This brought on the need for elaborate security provisions, since wealth of the magnitude that we were soon generating could not possibly be hidden. At the same time, you and Ian would soon have to become competent managers in your own rights, since we were growing outside of the backyard inventor’s millieu. You had to be able to run at least a major engineering company, and lead the people in it. Ian was quite right about the similarity between humans and baboons. If you wish to be a great leader of men, you must first have a considerable following of women. I’m sure that if you asked him, he could give you hundreds of historical examples.”
“So you were deliberately manipulating us from the very beginning?” I said.
“True. But I was also manipulating myself, for a few months there, until I figured out precisely what I would have to do, and what it was that, in a sense, I had already done. Convincing the women that the three of us were sexually desirable was a relatively simple matter of adjusting the parameters of their culture, to make us be perceived as the most desirable possible fathers for their children, and making it socially permissable for them to aggressively pursue us. After which, well, Mother Nature simply took her course.”
“Horseshit. You were always a lady’s man, from the first day that I met you.”
“Again true. Or, to put it another way, I was fortunate in being somehow a culturally approved ideal mate for women in the second half of twentieth-century America. You and Ian were not. As the saying went, some get it, and some don’t. I arranged matters such that all three of us were in that exalted category in the Smoothie culture. Surely you can’t be angry with me for that.”
“Maybe not. But you just happened to have a whole bloody culture around that you could manipulate in any way you wished?”
“In a manner of speaking, yes. Like many other thinkers, psychologists, and philosophers throughout history, from Plato on down, I had often dreamed of creating a perfect culture, a place of peace and harmony where people could live long, rich lives completely free from the deprivations, the horrors and the anxieties that the rest of humanity has always been heir to. Unlike the rest of them, I had the wherewithall, thanks to you and Ian, to actually create it, and the time to guide it to fruition.”
“And you are proud of this thing that you have done?”
“Oh, yes. Infinitely so.”
“I think it’s a fucked-up mess. You have created a huge mass of mental cripples who can’t think for themselves! They can all play musical instruments, but not one of them can compose a simple tune! They can each paint a beautiful picture, but not one of them can create anything original! They can do sound engineering work, but not one of them can actually invent anything! They can’t make up a fucking joke, for God’s sake!”
“I don’t completely agree with you, but even if what you claim is true, well, so what? In the world we both grew up in, not one person in ten thousand was truly creative. All the rest worked their butts off trying to survive as best they could, eking out some sort of a living in an absolutely insecure world. My people feel secure precisely because they know what their futures will be. There is no crime because everyone knows that every criminal will be caught and punished for his transgressions. There is no material want because we know exactly what will be needed and when, and have various sensible means of providing it. My people live long, contented lives. If that one person in ten thousand who wants to be creative gets eased out of my society and into one where he will be appreciated, well, is that so great a price to pay?”
“What ‘society where he will be appreciated’?”
“Why, the one that you will build, of course. You know, for quite a while, there, after you married Barbara, I had hopes that you would change your mind about the Smoothies, as you call them. I had hopes that you would one day become my successor, as the leader of this society. I see now that you will never want to do such a thing. A pity. Ian, of course, has found a lifetime avocation in running his Historical Core. I suppose that I will end up having to choose one of my own sons, and train him to succeed me. Interesting.”
“Okay,” I said. “To be fair, I have been thinking about some sort of thing like a culture for creative people, but that’s not what I want to talk about. Barbara is gone, and I want her back!”
“My old friend, Barbara is gone, and you will never get her back.”
“What the fuck are you talking about? She’s just having some emotional problems. She’ll straighten out and come home, eventually.”
“No, she won’t. Barbara is gone forever. You must somehow reconcile yourself to that. Look, by her standards, she committed two great crimes, one almost has to say two great sins. Her carelessness killed some cannibals living on the island, and then her rambunctiousness with a piece of equipment that you and Ian had designed caused the deaths of a few million Aliens from the Travelers’ culture. By our standards, neither of these acts could possibly be considered murder. Even the Aliens don’t hold her personally responsible. But by her standards, she sinned the greatest possible sins. She felt that she had to atone for those sins, and that she could only do that by giving her life for the betterment of her society. And that’s exactly what she did. It was a lot like a Greek tragedy, really. The beautiful, innocent young mother going willingly to her death because of circumstances totally beyond her control.”
“Then we will damn well stop her! And don’t give me any of that causality shit!”
“I must give you that causality shit, Tom, because you yourself have already seen her dead body. Remember that day in Northern Michigan when this whole thing started? Those thin slices of human being that you scooped up with that contraption you’d made out of your sleeping bag? That was Barbara, Tom. She had learned enough about how time travel worked from sitting in on the tutorial sessions that the Teacher gave you and Ian. She took a supply of money with her from your accounts here,—You didn’t even know that you had such accounts, did you?—and went north to set up the demonstration that resulted ultimately in the creation of her entire society, her entire world. When the story gets known, I am sure that she will become the equivalent of the Patron Saint of her world.”
“Holy shit, Jim. I don’t know what to say,” I said, no longer being able to hold back the tears.
“Then don’t say anything. There are drugs and therapy that might help, but sometimes the old remedies are the best ones,” Jim said, pulling out a fifth of the Jim Beam I used to favor in the old days. “Come, old friend. Drink with me.”
* * *
Much later, and three fifths of sour mash later, I said, “My boys, Jim. What am I going to do with my boys?”
“You must find them a new mother, Tom. Or perhaps, mothers. If you really want them to grow up as individuals, I would recomend that you separate them as soon as possible. Are you ready to get married again?”