Extracts From Adam’s Diary by Mark Twain

be lonelier than ever; for since I cannot find another one, how

could it?

Five Months Later

It is not a kangaroo. No, for it supports itself by holding to

her finger, and thus goes a few steps on its hind legs, and then

falls down. It is probably some kind of a bear; and yet it has

no tail–as yet–and no fur, except on its head. It still keeps

on growing–that is a curious circumstance, for bears get their

growth earlier than this. Bears are dangerous–since our

catastrophe–and I shall not be satisfied to have this one prowling

about the place much longer without a muzzle on. I have offered

to get her a kangaroo if she would let this one go, but it did no

good–she is determined to run us into all sorts of foolish risks,

I think. She was not like this before she lost her mind.

A Fortnight Later

I examined its mouth. There is no danger yet; it has only one

tooth. It has no tail yet. It makes more noise now than it ever

did before–and mainly at night. I have moved out. But I shall

go over, mornings, to breakfast, and to see if it has more teeth.

If it gets a mouthful of teeth, it will be time for it to go, tail

or no tail, for a bear does not need a tail in order to be

dangerous.

Four Months Later

I have been off hunting and fishing a month, up in the region that

she calls Buffalo; I don’t know why, unless it is because there

are not any buffaloes there. Meantime the bear has learned to

paddle around all by itself on its hind legs, and says “poppa”

and “momma.” It is certainly a new species. This resemblance to

words may be purely accidental, of course, and may have no purpose

or meaning; but even in that case it is still extraordinary, and

is a thing which no other bear can do. This imitation of speech,

taken together with general absence of fur and entire absence of

tail, sufficiently indicates that this is a new kind of bear. The

further study of it will be exceedingly interesting. Meantime I

will go off on a far expedition among the forests of the North and

make an exhaustive search. There must certainly be another one

somewhere, and this one will be less dangerous when it has company

of its own species. I will go straightway; but I will muzzle this

one first.

Three Months Later

It has been a weary, weary hunt, yet I have had no success. In

the mean time, without stirring from the home estate, she has

caught another one! I never saw such luck. I might have hunted

these woods a hundred years, I never should have run across that

thing.

Next Day

I have been comparing the new one with the old one, and it is

perfectly plain that they are the same breed. I was going to stuff

one of them for my collection, but she is prejudiced against it

for some reason or other; so I have relinquished the idea, though

I think it is a mistake. It would be an irreparable loss to science

if they should get away. The old one is tamer than it was, and

can laugh and talk like the parrot, having learned this, no doubt,

from being with the parrot so much, and having the imitative faculty

in a highly developed degree. I shall be astonished if it turns

out to be a new kind of parrot, and yet I ought not to be astonished,

for it has already been everything else it could think of, since

those first days when it was a fish. The new one is as ugly now

as the old one was at first; has the same sulphur-and-raw-meat

complexion and the same singular head without any fur on it. She

calls it Abel.

Ten Years Later

They are boys; we found it out long ago. It was their coming in

that small, immature shape that puzzled us; we were not used to it.

There are some girls now. Abel is a good boy, but if Cain had

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