She kept on bubbling.
_Damn it all_, he thought, _is there no way to quiet the blasted woman?_
Prying old biddy, he told himself, once again whuffling his whiskers at her. She’d spend the next three days running all about and telling everyone in the entire building about her strange encounter with him and what a strange old coot he was. “Getting all those letters from all those alien places,” she would say, “and bags and packages as well. You can’t tell me that stamps are the only things in which he’s interested. There is more to it than that; you can bet your bottom dollar on it.”
At his door she reluctantly gave him back his letters.
“You won’t reconsider on that broth?” she asked him, “It’s more than just ordinary broth. I pride myself on it. A special recipe.”
“I’m sorry,” he said.
He unlocked his door and started to open it. She remained standing there.
“I’d like to invite you in,” he told her, lying like a gentleman, “but I simply can’t. The place is a bit upset.”
Upset was somewhat of an understatement.
Safely inside, he threaded his way among piles of albums, boxes, bags and storage cases scattered everywhere.
He finally reached the desk and dropped the bag beside it. He leafed through the letters and one was from Dahib and another was from the Lyraen system and the third from Muphrid, while the remaining one was an advertisement from a concern out on Mars.
He sat down in the massive, upholstered chair behind his desk and surveyed the room.
Someday he’d have to get it straightened out, he told himself. Undoubtedly there was a lot of junk he could simply throw away and the rest of it should be boxed and labeled so that he could lay his hands upon it. It might be, as well, a good idea to make out a general inventory sheet so that he’d have some idea what he had and what it might be worth.
Although, he thought, the value of it was not of so great a moment.
He probably should specialize, he thought. That was what most collectors did. The galaxy was much too big to try to collect it all. Even back a couple of thousand years ago when all the collectors had to worry about were the stamps of Earth, the field even then had become so large and so unwieldy and so scattered that specialization had become the thing.
But what would a man specialize in, if he should decide to restrict his interest? Perhaps just the stamps from one particular planet or one specific system? Perhaps only stamps from beyond a certain distance – say, five hundred light-years? Or covers, perhaps? A collection of covers with postmarks and cancellations showing the varying intricacies of letter communication throughout the depths of space, from star to star, could be quite interesting.
And that was the trouble with it – it all was so interesting. A man could spend three full lifetimes at it and still not reach the end of it,
In twenty years, he told himself, a man could amass a lot of material if he applied himself. And he had applied himself; he had worked hard at it and enjoyed every minute of it, and had become in certain areas, he thought with pride, somewhat of an expert. On occasion he had written articles for the philatelic press, and scarcely a week went by that some man well-known in the field did not drop by for a chat or to seek his aid in a knotty problem.
There was a lot of satisfaction to be found in stamps, he told himself with apologetic smugness. Yes, sir, a great deal of satisfaction.
But the mere collection of material was only one small part of it – a sort of starting point. Greater than all the other facets of it were the contacts that one made. For one had to make contacts – especially out in the farther reaches of the galaxy. Unless one wanted to rely upon the sorry performance of the rascally dealers, who offered only what was easy to obtain, one must establish contacts. Contacts with other collectors who might be willing to trade stamps with one; contacts with lonely men in lonely outposts far out on the rim, where the really exotic material was most likely to turn up, and who would be willing to watch for it and save it and send it on to one at a realistic price; with far-out institutions that made up mixtures and job lots in an attempt to eke out a miserly budget voted by the home communities.
There was a man by the name of Marsh out in the Coonskin system who wanted no more than the latest music tapes from Earth for the material that he sent along. And the valiant priest at the missionary station on barren Agustron who wanted old tobacco tins and empty bottles which, for a most peculiar reason, had high value on that topsy-turvy world. And among the many others, Earthmen and aliens alike, there was always PugAlNash.
Packer rolled the wad of leaf across his tongue, sucking out the last faded dregs of its tantalizing flavor.
If a man could make a deal for a good-sized shipment of the leaf, he thought, he could make a fortune on it. Packaged in small units, like packs of gum, it would go like hot cakes here on Earth. He had tried to bring up the subject with Pug, but had done no more than confuse and perplex the good Unukian who, for some unfathomable reason, could not conceive of any commerce that went beyond the confines of simple barter to meet the personal needs of the bargaining individuals.
The doorbell chimed and Packer went to answer it.
It was Tony Camper.
“Hi, Uncle Clyde,” said Tony breezily.
Packer held the door open grudgingly.
“Since you are here,” he said, “you might as well come in.”
Tony stepped in and tilted his hat back on his head. He looked the apartment over with an appraising eye.
“Some day, Unk,” he said, “you should get this place shoveled out. I don’t see how you stand it.”
“I manage it quite well,” Packer informed him tartly. “Some day I’ll get around to straightening up a bit.”
“I should hope you do,” said Tony.
“My boy,” said Packer, with a trace of pride, “I think that I can say, without fear of contradiction, that I have one of the finest collections of out-star stamps that anyone can boast. Some day, when I get them all in albums -”
“You’ll never make it, Unk. It’ll just keep piling up. It comes in faster than you can sort it out.”
He reached out a foot and nudged the bag beside the desk.
“Like this,” he said. “This is a new one, isn’t it?”
“It just came in,” admitted Packer. “Haven’t gotten around as yet to figuring out exactly where it’s from.”
“Well, that is fine,” said Tony. “Keep on having fun. You’ll outlive us all.”
“Sure I will,” said Packer testily. “What is it that you want?”
“Not a thing, Unk. Just dropped in to say hello and to remind you you’re coming up to Hudson’s to spend the weekend with us. Ann insisted that I drop around and nudge you. The kids have been counting the days -”
“I would have remembered it,” lied Packer, who had quite forgotten it.
“I could drop around and pick you up. Three this afternoon?”
“No, Tony, don’t bother. I’ll catch a stratocab. I couldn’t leave that early. I have things to do.”
“I bet you have,” said Tony.
He moved toward the door.
“You won’t forget,” he cautioned.
“No, of course I won’t,” snapped Packer.
“Ann would be plenty sore if you did. She’s fixing everything you like.”
Packer grunted at him.
“Dinner at seven,” said Tony cheerfully.
“Sure, Tony. I’ll be there.”
“See you, Unk,” said Tony, and was gone. _Young whippersnapper_, Packer told himself. _Wonder what he’s up to now. Always got a new deal cooking, never quite making out on it. Just keeps scraping along._
He stumped back to the desk.
_Figures he’ll be getting my money when I die_, he thought. _The little that I have. Well, I’ll fool him. I’ll spend every cent of it. I’ll manage to live long enough for that._
He sat down and picked up one of the letters, slit it open with his pocketknife and dumped out its contents on the one small bare spot on the desk in front of him,
He snapped on the desk lamp and pulled it close. He bent above the stamps.
Pretty fair lot, he thought. That one there from Rho Geminorum XII, or was it XVI, was a fine example of the modern classic – designed with delicacy and imagination, engraved with loving care and exactitude, laid on paper of the highest quality, printed with the highest technical precision.