I do not understand what the fuss is about and ast her if she can’t sell them anyway. She says no, it wouldn’t be honest, and I should get a shovel and bury them. Then there is an awful bellering from the cowbarn. “Agnes of Lincolnshire!” Mrs. Parry squawks and dashes for the barn. “She’s dropping her calf ahead of time!”
I run along beside her. “Should I call the cops?” I pant. “They always get to the place before the ambulance and you don’t have to pay them nothing. My married sister had three kids delivered by the cops—”
But it seems it’s different with cows and anyway they have a different kind of flatfoot out here that didn’t go to Police Academy. Mrs. Parry finally looks up from the calf and says “I think I saved it. I know I saved it. I can tell when an animal’s dying. Bub, go to the phone and call Miz’ Croley and ask her if she can possibly spare Brenda to come over and do the milkin’ tonight and tomorrow morning. I dassn’t leave Agnes and the calf; they need nursing.”
I stagger out of the cowbarn, throw up two-three times and go to the phone in the house. I seen them phones with flywheels in the movies so I know how to work it. Mrs. Croley cusses and moans and then says all right she’ll send Brenda over in the Ford and please to tell Mrs. Parry not to keep her no longer than she has to because she has a herd of her own that needs milking.
I tell Mrs. Parry in the barn and Mrs. Parry snaps that Mrs. Croley has a living husband and a draft-proof farmhand and she swore she didn’t know what things were coming to when a neighbor wouldn’t help another neighbor out.
I ast casually: “Who is this Brenda, ma’am?”
“Miz’ Croley’s daughter. Good for nothing.”
I don’t ast no more questions but I sure begin to wait
with interest for a Ford to round the bend of the road.
It does while I am bucking up logs with the chainsaw. Brenda is a blondie about my age, a little too big for her dress—an effect which I always go for, whether in the Third Ward or Chiunga County. I don’t have a chance to talk to her until lunch, and then all she does is giggle. But who wants conversation? Then a truck comes snorting up the driveway. Something inside the truck is snorting louder than the truck.
Mrs. Parry throws up her hands. “Land, I forgot! Belshazzar the Magnificent for Princess Leilani!” She gulps coffee and dashes out.
“Brenda,” I said, “what was that all about?”
She giggles and this time blushes. I throw down my napkin and go to the window. The truck is being backed to a field with a big board fence around it. Mrs. Parry is going into the barn and is leading a cow into the field. The cow is mighty nervous and I begin to understand why. The truckdriver opens the tailgate and out comes a snorting bull.
I think: well, I been to a few stag shows but this I never seen before. Maybe a person can learn something in the country after all.
Belshazzar the Magnificent sees Princess Leilani. He snorts like Charles Boyer. Princess Leilani cowers away from him like Bette Davis. Belshazzar the Magnificent paws the ground. Princess Leilani trembles. And then Belshazzar the Magnificent yawns and starts eating grass.
Princess Leilani looks up, startled and says: “Huh?” No, on second thought it is not Princess Leilani who says “Huh?” It is Brenda, at the other kitchen window. She sees me watching her, giggles, blushes and goes to the shik and starts doing dishes.
I guess this is a good sign, but I don’t press my luck. I go outside, where Mrs. Parry is cussing out the truck-driver. “Some bull!” she yells at him. “What am I supposed to do now? How long is Leilani going to stay in season? What if I can’t line up another stud for her? Do you realise what it’s going to cost me in veal and milk