Graylock took out a pack of Wings and raised her brows. I nodded my thanks, and the cigaret flapped over to my mouth. Personally, I smoke Luckies in the field: self‑striking tobacco is convenient when your matches may be wet. When I was a civilian and could afford it, my brand was Philip Morris, because the little red‑coated smoke sprite can also mix you a drink.
We puffed for a bit in silence, listening to the rain. “Well,’ I said at last, “I suppose you have transportation.”
“My personal broomstick,” she said. “I don’t like this GI Willys. Give me a Cadillac anytime. I’ve souped it up, too.”
“And you have your grimoires and powders and whatnot?”
“Just some chalk. No material agency is much use against a powerful demon.”
“Yeah? What about the sealing wax on the Solly bottle?”
“It isn’t the wax that holds an afreet in, but the seal. The spells are symbolic; in fact, it’s believed their effect is purely psychosomatic.” She hollowed the flat planes of her cheeks, sucking in smoke, and I saw what a good bony structure she had. “We may have a chance to test that theory tonight.”
“Well, then, you’ll want a light pistol loaded with silver slugs; they have weres of their own, you know. I’ll take a grease gun and a forty‑five and a few grenades.”
“How about a squirter?”
I frowned. The notion of using holy water as a weapon has always struck me as blasphemous, though the chaplain said it was permissible against Low World critters. “No good to us,” I said. “The Moslems don’t have that ritual, so of course they don’t use any beings that can be controlled by it. Let’s see, I’ll want my Polaroid flash too. And that’s about it.”
Ike Abrams stuck his big nose in the tent flap. “Would you and the lady captain like some eats, sir?” he asked.
“Why, sure,” I said. Inwardly, I thought: Hate to spend my last night on Midgard standing in a chow line. When he had gone, I explained to the girl: “Ike’s only a private, but we were friends in Hollywood he was a prop man when I played in Call of the Wild and Silver Chief‑and he’s kind of appointed himself my orderly. Hell bring us some food here.”
“You know,” she remarked, “that’s one good thing about the technological age. Did you know there used to be widespread anti‑Semitism in this country? Not just among a few Johannine cranks; no, among ordinary respectable citizens.”
“Fact?”
“Fact. Especially a false belief that Jews were cowards and never found in the front lines. Now, when religion forbids most of them to originate spells, and the Orthodox don’t use goetics at all, the proportion of them who serve as dogfaces and Rangers is simply too high to ignore.”
I myself had gotten tired of comic‑strip supermen and pulp‑magazine heroes having such monotonously Yiddish names‑don’t Anglo‑Saxons belong to our culture too? but she’d made a good point. And it showed she was a trifle more than a money machine. A bare trifle.
“What’d you do in civilian life?” I asked, chiefly to drown out the incessant noise of the rain.
“I told you,” she snapped, irritable again. ” I was with the Arcane Agency. Advertising, public relations, and so on.”
“Oh, well,” I said. “Hollywood is at least as phony, so I shouldn’t sneer.”
I couldn’t help it, however. Those Madison Avenue characters gave me a pain in the rear end. Using the good Art to puff some self‑important nobody, or to sell a product whose main virtue is its total similarity to other brands of the same. The SPCA has cracked down on training nixies to make fountains spell out words, or cramming young salamanders into glass tubes to light up Broadway, but I can still think of better uses for slick paper than trumpeting Ma Chere perfume. Which is actually a love potion anyway, though you know what postal regulations are.
“You don’t understand,” she said. “It’s part of our economy‑part of our whole society. Do you think the average backyard warlock is capable of repairing, oh, say a lawn sprinkler? Hell, no! He’d probably let loose the water elementals and flood half a township if it weren’t for the inhibitory spells. And we, Arcane, undertook the campaign to convince the Hydros they had to respect our symbols. I told you it’s psychosomatic when you’re dealing with these really potent beings. For that job, I had to go down in an aqualung!”