“Oft times this happens with too much heavy thinking,” said Melene, gently. “Your brain’s overheated. Too much blood in the brain. When you’re feeling better methinks I have a wondrous way to redirect it.” She twisted her tail around him.
Doc forgot philosophical contentions. “I’m really feeling just fine!”
“Still thinking the good Korozhet could have done that?” asked Melene fluttering an eyelash at a hypnotized Doc.
“Er.” For a moment Doc wavered. But you don’t get to be a rat-philosopher without guts. “Yes. It did.”
Melene looked at him fondly. “It must have been a terrible blow on the head.”
Bronstein wished like hell that she had some of those forms that this Plato must have filled in. Trying to talk around the soft-cyber was leaving her unaccustomedly tongue-tied.
* * *
“I’m surprised,” said Ginny to Chip, forgetting that she wasn’t ever going to speak to him again, “that you aren’t supporting his delusions.”
He shrugged. “What good would it do me? It doesn’t make any difference now, anyway. We’re trapped in here. The Maggots will eventually get in and kill us all. That is, unless the bats have found a way out.”
Eamon assumed a heroic bat-pose. “We’ll stand beside our good comrades! And bravely fight! Aye, and die too. What can we do more but vow to fight with heart, claw and fang?”
Pistol looked at the bat with amused tolerance. “Well, methinks we could have a baby Maggot barbecue, get drunk, maybe get lucky, and then, with any luck, run like hell.”
Ginny couldn’t help smiling. Bats and rats! “You didn’t answer the question, Eamon. Did you find a way out of here?”
The big bat was silent.
Bronstein answered for him. “Yes. But not for you.”
The silence spread like jelly.
Chip stood up. “Well. You lads had better get moving then. Can the rats do it? Or do you have to be able to fly?”
“Well, maybe with that cord,” said O’Niel. ” ‘Tis a vertical shaft, to be sure. But a human wouldn’t fit.”
“And where do you come out at the end?” asked Virginia. She was stroking Fluff, who had started to shiver.
Eamon shrugged. “Indade, we have no idea. We didn’t go all the way.”
Chip snorted. “How like bats, eh, Fal? I wonder if that comes under the heading of rat-teasing.”
He got no response from the plump rat, except for a slight twitch of a smile, which immediately disappeared. In fact, nobody said anything. So Chip continued. “Well, fortunately I grabbed that roll of cord. What’s left of it is in that fertilizer bag. I’d guess there must be at least seventy yards left on the reel.”
“Well, we could get the rats up to the shaft with that,” said Bronstein slowly. “Then we’re coming back.”
O’Niel took a pull at his bottle and began to quaver in a mournful tenor, “I had four belfries and each one was a jewel . . .”
“Ah, well,” said Fal. “I’m too heavy for that cord, really. The rest of you’d better get on with it.”
“To Lucifer’s privy with that idea,” said Nym. “For myself, I can’t see the point of being stuck at the bottom of a shaft. As well to be stuck here.”
Rat after rat chimed in with perfectly ridiculous excuses not to leave. Doll said there wouldn’t be room for their drink, and Melene claimed to be scared of heights. Pistol said he’d be gone like a shot, but Chip owed him a hundred cases of whiskey, and the minute he was out of sight the damned bilker would do something to get out of it . . . Die, or something equally careless. While this went on the three bats continued with their dirge-like renditions of bat-adapted revolutionary songs, until the last rat had finished.
Well, all the rats except Doc had finished.
The rat-philosopher stood up, a solicitous Melene holding his arm. “ENOUGH!” he said in a voice like thunder, loudly enough to impress even the galago. “I will have none of this sophistry and these silly excuses!”
“Well, we’ll take you up to the first stage,” said Bronstein.
Doc looked down his long nose at her. “I didn’t say I was going. I just said I would have none of this pretense.”