“Well, of course it is, Joe. Why would I have said so if it weren’t?”
Horace. What kind of a woman gave the computer a name like Horace? Corrigan allowed wakefulness to percolate through his body gradually. She had gotten the name, and its emulated persona, from Horace Greal, the equally insufferable confidant and financial adviser to the playgirl-adventuress star of the series Fast-Lane Lady, which depicted high society, fast sex, and mega-money in a bright-lights, big-city setting. Muriel, apparently like most people these days, was able to relate to such roles totally, elevating experience by dissolving the barriers between fantasy and actuality, and letting “is” merge effortlessly into “could be.” Corrigan couldn’t. The two categories remained obstinately unfused in his mind. That, he was told, constituted the principal cause of the inner alienation, insecurity, and resentments that the experts assured him he felt. The only thing wrong was, he didn’t.
Saturday. That meant that he wasn’t due at work until the evening. He rolled over and contemplated the ceiling. As he began thinking what needed doing today, a disharmony of clashing chords tied together by an ungainly, clickety-clack rhythm started up from the apartment’s sound system. Muriel’s kind of music. He wondered if the choice presaged the role that she had decided to adopt for herself today. Would it be luminescent, green spiked hair, purple jumpsuit, and “Astra, Queen of the Mountains” (who also promoted Vaylon cosmetics and the Salon Faubert fashion styles), or imitation combat fatigues, calf boots, and . . . And then the last shreds of sleep fell away from his mind, and he remembered.
He rolled sideways and looked across the room. Muriel’s bed was empty, unslept in. Yes, of course: she was away for the weekend, gone to see her crazy sister in Philadelphia. That brightened up the prospects for the day considerably. A feeling of relief softened the line of his mouth and caused him to exhale the unconsciously accumulated tension in the way he used to as a boy when he braced himself for the day ahead at school, then realized that it was Sunday.
A low whining sound came from the doorway as the twenty-inch display waddled through from the living room on its stumpy, rocker-footed legs. “There are a couple of news items that might interest you,” Horace’s voice announced. “A California court has ruled a firm guilty of discriminating against employees on the grounds of competence. Europe’s prime minister is threatening to resign. Ireland’s soccer team has qualified for the World Cup semifinals in St. Petersburg in August.”
Corrigan got up, went through to the bathroom, and pointed at the shower. The water turned itself on. “No, save it, Horace. I’m not interested in the mad, mad world. Today is strictly vacation. And while you’re at it, will you spare me from that row that you’re playing. I thought that a decent house-manager was supposed to know its residents’ tastes. That’s herself’s, and she isn’t here this morning, as you well know.”
“What would you prefer, then? Something with fiddles and whistles, jigs and reels?”
To give credit where due, the edge of sulky disapproval that Horace managed to inject into its voice was masterful. Although he would never have admitted it—least of all to Horace—Corrigan never ceased to be amazed. Interactive ability of such sophistication might have been conceivable from the batteries of supermachines that Corrigan had once worked with, but to find it in a house manager was something else. The same was true of consumer technology in general. Corrigan could only conclude that, in the twelve years since his incapacitation, the entire state of the art had advanced much faster than he would ever have dared predict. That was the kind of thing that made a man start to feel old.
“No, let’s forget the old country for today,” he said. “How about something light and classical? Try Vivaldi.” He stepped into the spray, and the shower door closed behind him. From outside, Horace’s voice came indistinctly through the noise of the water. “Sorry, Horace,” Corrigan called as he began soaping himself. “I can’t hear you.”
It wasn’t that life with Muriel had turned into misery or taken on any of the other afflictions that marriages were supposed to deteriorate under. But simply, looking back over the past two years and the time that they’d known each other before then, there had never really been anything substantial for it to have deteriorated from. They shared the same abode but existed in two different worlds. She—in tune with today’s ever-changing whims, able to mold and respond, donning and shedding identities to best express her mood of the moment as easily as she did her clothes—was a creature of the times. He, it seemed, couldn’t even fit into the undemanding role expected for a mundane, basic self.