Sue Grafton – “B” Is for Burglar

“What sort of work do you do?” I asked when we were seated.

Before he could answer, the waitress appeared. I suggested two pastrami sandwiches and two martinis. That look of secret amusement returned to his face but he agreed with a careless shrug. I didn’t think he was accustomed to women ordering for him, but there didn’t seem to be any harmful side effects. I felt like this was my show and I wanted to work the lights. I knew we’d get blasted, but I thought it might take the high gloss off the man and humanize him some.

When the waitress left, he answered my question. “I don’t work,” he said, “I own things. I put together real-estate syndicates. We buy land and put up office buildings and shopping malls, sometimes condominiums.” He paused, as though he could have said a lot more, but had decided that much would suffice. He took out his cigarette case again and

held it out to me. I declined and he lit another slim black cigarette.

He tilted his head. “What’d I do that pissed you off? That happens to me all the time.” The superior smile was back but this time I didn’t take offense. Maybe that’s just the way his face worked.

“You seem arrogant and you’re way too slick,” I said. “You keep smiling like you know something I don’t.”

“I’ve had a lot of money for a long time, so I feel slick. Actually, it amuses me to think about a girl detective. That’s half the reason I drove up here.”

“What’s the other half?”

He hesitated, debating whether to say it. He took a long drag of his cigarette. “I don’t trust Beverly’s account of what went on. She’s devious and she manipulates. I like to double-check.”

“Are you talking about her transactions with me or hers with Elaine?”

“Oh, I know about her transactions with Elaine. She can’t stand Elaine. She also can’t leave her alone. Have you ever hated anybody that way?”

I smiled slightly. “Not recently. I guess I have in my day.”

“It’s like Bev has to know about Elaine and if she hears something good, it pisses her off. And if she hears something bad, she’s satisfied, but it’s never enough.”

“What was she doing up here at Christmastime?”

The martinis arrived and Aubrey took a long sip of his before he answered. Mine was silky and cold with that whisper of vermouth that makes me shudder automatically. I always eat the olive early because it blends so nicely with the taste of gin.

He caught sight of the shiver. “I can leave the room if you want to be alone with that.”

I laughed. “I can’t help it. I never drink these things, but Jesus Lord, what a rush. I can already feel the hangover forming.”

“Hell, it’s Saturday. Take the day off. I didn’t think I’d catch you in your office at all. I was going to leave you a note and then nose around seeing if I could find out something about Elaine myself.”

“I take it you’re as puzzled as everybody else about where she might be.”

He shook his head slightly. “I think she’s dead. I think Bev killed her.”

That got my attention at any rate. “Why would she do that?”

Again, the long hesitation. He looked off across the room, checking the premises, doing some kind of mental arithmetic as though in placing a dollar value on his surroundings, he’d know where he stood. His eyes slid back to me and the smile hovered on his mouth. “She found out I’d had an affair with Elaine. It was my own damn fault. The IRS is auditing my tax returns from three years back and, like a fool, I asked Beverly to dig up some canceled checks and credit-card receipts. She figured out I’d been in Cozumel right at the same time Elaine went down there after Max died. I’d told her I was off on a business trip.

“Anyway, I got home from the office that day and she flew at me in such a rage it’s a wonder I got out alive. Of course, she’d been drinking. Any excuse to sock down the sauce. She took a pair of kitchen shears and stabbed me right in the neck. Caught me right here. Just above the collarbone. The only thing that saved me was my collar and tie and maybe the fact that I have my shirts done with heavy starch.”

He laughed, shaking his head uncomfortably at the recollection. “When that didn’t work, she got me in the arm. Fourteen stitches. I bled all over the place. When she drinks, it’s like Jekyll and Hyde. When she doesn’t drink, she’s not too bad… bitchy and hard as nails, but she isn’t nuts.”

“How’d you get involved with Elaine? What was that about?”

“Oh hell, I don’t know. It was stupid on my part. I guess I’d had the hots for her for years. She’s a beautiful woman. She does tend to be self-involved and self-indulgent but that only made her harder to resist. Her husband had just died and she was a mess. What started out as brotherly concern turned into unbridled lust, like something off the back of a paperback novel. I’ve strayed before, but never like that. I don’t shit in my own Post Toasties as the old saying goes. This time I blew it.”

“How long did it last?”

“Until she disappeared. Bev isn’t aware of that. I told her it was over after six weeks and she bought it because that’s what she wanted to believe.”

“And she found out about it this past Christmas?”

He nodded and then caught the waitress’s attention, glancing over at me. “You ready for another one?”

“Sure.”

He held up two fingers like a victory sign and the waitress moved over to the bar. “Yeah, she found out right about then. She tore into me and then jumped straight in the car and drove up here. I got a call through to Elaine to warn her, so we could at least get our stories straight, but I’m not really sure what was said between them. I didn’t talk to her after that and I never saw her again.”

“What’d she say when you told her?”

“Well, she wasn’t crazy about the idea that Bev knew, but there wasn’t anything she could do about it. She said she’d handle it.”

The martinis arrived, along with the sandwiches, and we stopped talking for a while in order to eat. He was opening up a whole new possibility and I had a lot of questions to ask.

Chapter 17

“What’s your theory about what went on?” I asked when we’d finished lunch. “I mean, as nearly as I can tell, Elaine was in Santa Teresa until the night of January ninth. That was a Monday. I’ve tracked her from her apartment to the airport and I’ve got a witness who saw her get on the plane. I’ve got someone else who claims she arrived in Miami and drove up through Fort Lauderdale to Boca. Now, this person swears she was in Boca briefly and then took off again and was last heard from in Sarasota where she’s supposedly staying with friends. I have a hard time believing that last bit, but it’s what I’ve been told. When could Beverly have killed her and where?”

“Maybe she followed her to Florida. She was off on one of her benders just after New Year’s. She was gone for ten days and came home a mess. I’d never seen her so bad. She wouldn’t say a word about where she’d been or what had happened. I had a business deal I had to close in New York that week so I got her settled and then I took off. I was out of town until the following Friday. She could have been anywhere while I was gone. Suppose she followed Elaine to Florida and killed her the first chance she had? She flies home afterward and who’s the wiser?”

“I can’t believe you’re serious,” I said. “Do you have any evidence? Do you have anything that links Beverly even superficially with Elaine’s disappearance?”

He shook his head. “Look, I know I’m fishing here and I could be completely off base. I hope like hell I am. I probably shouldn’t have said anything… .”

I could feel myself getting restless, trying to make sense of what he had said. “Why would Beverly have hired me if she’d killed Elaine?”

“Maybe she wanted to make it look good. The business about the cousin’s estate was legitimate. The notice arrives in the mail and now what’s she going to do? Suppose she knows Elaine is strolling along the bottom of the ocean in a pair of concrete shoes. She has to go through the motions, doesn’t she? She can’t ignore the situation because somebody’s going to wonder why she doesn’t show more concern. So she drives up here and hires you.”

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