‘Oh dear,’ cried Sophie, ‘I am afraid there is not. But it will not take five minutes to make another pot.’ She rang the bell:
but she rang in vain. Jack was already on the wing, urging Stephen through the door before him. ‘You will not forget that the Fanshaws and Miss Liza and Mr Hinksey are coming to dinner?’ she called.
‘I shall try to be back in time,’ replied Jack. ‘But if the Admiral keeps me you will make my excuses, if you please. Fanshaw will certainly understand.’
They rode down through what was now quite a respectable wood, Stephen on his neat little mare, Jack on a new and powerful bay gelding. He broke a longish silence to say ‘I was telling you about that parson, Hinksey, yesterday.’
‘You said you could not hate him, as I recall.’
‘Just so. But although I could not manage a full-blown hatred, now that I am so God-damned vexed at losing Pyramus I will tell you that I cannot like him neither. He comes far too often for my taste; and he walks about the house as though … once I found him sitting in my own particular chair, and although he jumped up directly with a very proper excuse it put me out amazingly. And he and Sophie talk about things that happened when I was at sea. There is your wariangle again, carrying a mouse, upon my word.’
Stephen spoke of shrikes he had known, particularly the woodchat shrike of his boyhood, at some length; and he offered to show Jack the difference between the chiffchaff and the willow-wren, several of which were flitting about in the leaves just overhead. But finding that the Commodore was sunk in a grim reverie, perhaps on the subject of frigates, inferior ships of the line, and the criminal levity of those who sent some thousands of men to sea with no consistent plan, no intelligent preparation, no adequate forewarning, he refrained.
They rode in silence as far as the bridge to Portsea Island, where Jack cried ‘Good Lord, we are at the bridge already. Stephen, you have lost your tongue, I find: you have been in a deep study: we are already at the bridge.’ The discovery pleased him disproportionately; so did the proof of the gelding’s remarkably easy pace. He had digested his ill-humour, and they rode through the familiar, squalid outskirts of the town, through the still more squalid streets quite cheerfully and so to the Keppel’s Head, the favourite inn of Jack’s days as a midshipman. Here they put up their horses and walked on to the Hard as the clocks were striking ten: Bonden was waiting for them, with many a well-known smiling face among Jack’s bargemen, and they pulled with the exactly-dipped oars and the stately pace of a flag-officer’s boat, scorning the smallcraft that threaded the great harbour in all directions.
A long pull, since the Bellona was lying right over by Haslar, and Stephen’s mind, lulled by the steady rhythm, swam far, far back to woodchat shrikes again, to the sunbaked CataIan side of his childhood; and he was thinking in the language when Jack, to his coxswain’s disappointment, said ‘Larboard.’
This was no time to be worrying a busy ship, still taking in stores, still somewhat shorthanded, with a ceremonial arrival on the starboard side; but it grieved Bonden, who, like Killick, dearly loved pomp and ceremony where his officer was concerned, dearly relished the stamp and clash of the Marines presenting arms when Jack was piped aboard to a quarterdeck full of attentive officers and midshipmen, and who had hoped that Stephen might be shown the Commodore’s present glory. Yet since he had no choice he brought the barge round, in order that Jack might join his ship discreetly.
Discreetly, but not unnoticed. Of course the boat had been seen putting off, and of course Captain Pullings was there to receive him, and of course there were side-boys, scrubbed pink, offering man-ropes as he came nimbly up, which was just as well, since he was immediately followed by Dr Maturin, as impervious to sea-lore as Mr Aubrey was to elegant literature – more so, indeed, since Jack had read Macbeth aloud, enchanting his daughters, not long since, while Stephen had not thought of ships or the sea since he set foot on shore, and had contrived to forget almost all of what little he had ever acquired: furthermore, he had only been aroused from his dreamlike state a moment before, when the barge came alongside and the even motion stopped. Bonden and most of the bargemen were well acquainted with his occasional absences and perfectly aware of the weakness of his nautical acquirements; and although the sea was duck-pond calm they anxiously propped him from behind adjuring him ‘to clap on to them manropes sir, them padded things’ and placing his feet successively on the steps; and they got him aboard dryfoot – something of a triumph.
Yet once there he stared about in a very simple, moon-struck fashion. For a great while now, and the whole breadth of the world, his ship had been a small frigate; and although, years before, he had been in a ship of the line for a short while the recollection had entirely faded: his scale was that of the Surprise, and the hugeness of the Bellona, the presence of a poop and of all these people quite bewildered him. He was at a disadvantage, and his face took on a cold, withdrawn expression; but his old friend Tom Pullings, now advancing to shake his hand and welcome him aboard, was even better acquainted with the Doctor’s vagaries than the bargemen, and speaking very loud and clear, told him that two of his assistant surgeons had reported aboard last night and were now waiting for him in the sick-berth: perhaps he would like to see them before Tom named the officers to him. ‘Mr Wetherby,’ he said to a fresh-faced youngster in brand-new uniform, ‘pray show the Doctor to the sick-berth.’
Down to the upper deck with its long ranges of eighteenpounders on either side; down again by the after-ladderway to the gundeck, dim at present with the gunports closed for painting – ‘That is where I live, sir,’ said the youngster, pointing to the gunroom.
Stephen was in civilian clothes; he presented no marks whatsoever of following the sea in any capacity, and the child explained things to him. ‘I am not yet rated midshipman, you know, sir, so I mess with the gunner with half a dozen other coves, and the gunner’s wife is very good to us. She shows us how to mend our clothes. Now, sir’
– guiding Stephen forward – ‘Here – pray mind your step – beyond that piece of screen is where the people sleep, all of them jam-packed, chock-a-block, when hammocks are piped down. And the screened bit is what we call the sick-berth.’
In the darkness stood two figures, dim themselves, but clearly nervous. ‘Good morning, gentlemen,’ said Stephen. ‘I am the ship’s surgeon, Maturin.’
‘Good morning, sir,’ they replied, and the first assistant said ‘My name is Smith, sir, William Smith, formerly of the Serapis and of the hospital at Bridgetown.’
The second, blushing, said that he was Alexander Macaulay, that after his apprenticeship he had studied at Guy’s, where he was dresser to Mr Findlay for nearly five months:
this was his first appointment.
‘And are we indeed in the Bellona’s sick-berth?’ asked Stephen, shocked. ‘Mr Wetherby, be so good as to jump up to the quarterdeck and ask the officer of the watch if I may have a gunport open.’
He had barely spoken before there was a creak, a heave, and the nearest port rose up, letting in a square flood of light and showing two beaming faces, Joe Plaice and Michael Kelly, both Jack Aubrey’s followers since the time of his first command, the brig Sophie, and both very old friends of Stephen’s.
‘Joe Plaice and Michael Kelly,’ said Stephen, shaking their hands through the gunport, ‘I rejoice to see you. Joe, how is the headpiece?’
The seamen looked sharply up at some order from on high. ‘Aye aye, sir,’ they cried to the distant officer, winked privately at Stephen, and vanished.
Stephen returned to the immediate abomination. ‘Can such things be?’ he cried, looking at the partially folded canvas screen, the few bare cots, a little more hanging sailcloth, ragged at the bottom, and then the vast cavern of the lower deck, empty now but for the rows of thirty-two-pounders and the mess tables hanging between them, but crammed at night with all the hundreds of seamen and Marines apart from the watch on deck, snoring and breathing, above all breathing the very small quantities of air and exhaling it in a vitiated condition pernicious to themselves and even more so to invalids.
‘Can such things be? It is archaic: it belongs to the Dark Ages. This is the unhealthiest part of the ship – unbreathable air – impossible for a sick man to go to the head – hands trampling to and fro, shouting and bawling, at every meal, every change of the watch – and the present stench, although the deck has been cleaned: for it is still wet, another evil point.’ He sniffed, sniffed again, and recognized both the scent and the distant hurdles: the ship’s pigs, right forward, in their sty. He had heard of it in ships of the past and he had seen it once, at the very beginning of his career. ‘This cannot be. Where are the men in the sick-list?’