XI Kingdom Come
56
Chad Schuckman and Tom Loomis had been bringing the message of the Church of the Resurrected Saints to the populace of London for three weeks now, and they were sick to the back teeth of it. “Some way to spend a vacation,” Tom grumbled daily as they planned their day’s route. Memphis seemed a long way off, and they were both homesick for it. Besides, the whole campaign was proving a failure. The sinners they encountered on the doorsteps of this godforsaken city were as indifferent to the Reverend’s message of imminent Apocalypse as they were to his promise of Deliverance.
Despite the weather (or maybe because of it), sin wasn’t hot news in England these days. Chad was contemptuous: “They don’t know what they’ve got coming,” he kept telling Tom, who knew all the descriptions of the Deluge by heart but also knew they sounded better from the lips of a golden boy like Chad than from himself. He even suspected that those few people who did stop to listen did so more because Chad had the looks of a corn-fed angel than because they wanted to hear the Reverend’s inspired word. Most simply slammed their doors.
But Chad was adamant. “There’s sin here,” he assured Tom, “and where there’s sin there’s guilt. And where there’s guilt there’s money for the Lord’s Work.” It was a simple equation: and if Tom had some doubts about its ethics he kept them to himself. Better his silence than Chad’s disapprobation; all they had was each other in this foreign city, and Tom wasn’t about to lose his guiding light.
Sometimes, though, it was difficult to keep your faith intact. Especially on blistering days like this, when your polyester suit was itching at the back of your neck and the Lord, if He was in His Heaven, was keeping well out of sight. Not a hint of a breeze to cool your face; not a rain cloud in sight.
“Isn’t this from something?” Tom asked Chad.
“What’s that?” Chad was counting the pamphlets they still had left to distribute today.
“The name of the street,” Tom said. “Caliban. It’s from something.”
“That so?” Chad had finished counting. “We only got rid of five pamphlets.”
He handed the armful of literature to Tom and fished for a comb in the inside pocket of his jacket. Despite the heat, he looked cool and unruffled. By comparison, Tom felt shabby, overheated and, he feared, easily tempted from the path of righteousness. By what, he wasn’t certain, but he was open to suggestions. Chad put the comb through his hair, restoring in one elegant sweep the perfect sheen of his halo. It was important, the Reverend taught, to look your best. “You’re agents of the Lord,” he’d said. “He wants you to be clean and tidy; to shine through every nook and cranny.”
“Here,” Chad said, exchanging the comb for the pamphlets. “Your hair’s a mess.”
Tom took the comb; its teeth had gold in them. He made a desultory attempt to control his coxcomb, while Chad looked on. Tom’s hair wouldn’t lie flat the way Chad’s did. The Lord probably tutted at that: He wouldn’t like it at all. But then what did the Lord like? He disapproved of smoking, drinking, fornication, tea, coffee, Pepsi, roller coasters, masturbation. And for those weak creatures who indulged in any or, God help them, all of the above the Deluge hovered.
Tom just prayed that the waters, when they came, would be cool.
The guy in the dark suit who answered the door of Number Eighty-two Caliban Street reminded both Tom and Chad of the Reverend. Not physically, of course. Bliss was a tanned, glutinous man, while this dude was thin and sallow. But there was the same implicit authority about them both; the same seriousness of purpose. He was drawn to the pamphlets too, the first real interest they’d had all morning. He even quoted Deuteronomy at them-a text they were unfamiliar with-and then, offering them both a drink, invited them into the house.
It was like home from home. The bare walls and floors; the smell of disinfectant and incense, as though something had just been cleaned up. Truth to tell, Tom thought this guy had taken the asceticism to extremes. The back room he led them into boasted two chairs, no more.