He could not wait. He had to start immediately. Since bloody British Telecom had shut off his phone merely because he happened to be a few weeks late making his last quarterly payment, Mothershed had to go outside to find a phone. On an impulse, he decided to go to Langan’s, the celebrity hangout, and treat himself to a much-deserved lunch. Langan’s was well beyond his means, but if there was ever a time to celebrate, this was it. Wasn’t he on the verge of becoming rich and famous?
A maître d’ seated Mothershed at a table in a corner of the restaurant, and there, at a booth not ten feet away, he saw two familiar faces. He suddenly realized who they were, and a little thrill ran through him. Michael Caine and Roger Moore, in person! He wished his mother were still alive so he could tell her about it. She had loved reading about movie stars. The two men were laughing and having a good time, not a care in the world, and Mothershed could not help staring. Their glances moved past him. Smug bastards, Leslie Mothershed thought angrily. I suppose they expect me to come over and ask for their autographs. Well, in a few days they’re going to be asking for mine. They’ll be falling all over themselves to introduce me to their friends. “Leslie, I want you to meet Charles and Di, and this is Fergie and Andrew. Leslie, you know, is the chap who took those famous photos of the UFO.”
When Mothershed finished his lunch, he walked past the two stars and went upstairs to the phone booth. Directory Inquiries gave him the number of the Sun.
“I’d like to speak to your Picture editor.”
A male voice came on the line. “Chapman.”
“What would it be worth to you to have photographs of a UFO with the bodies of two aliens in it?”
The voice at the other end of the phone said, “If the pictures are good enough, we might run them as an example of a clever hoax, and—”
Mothershed said waspishly, “It so happens that this is no hoax. I have the names of nine reputable witnesses who will testify that it’s real, including a priest.”
The man’s tone changed. “Oh? And where were these pictures taken?”
“Never mind,” Mothershed said cagily. He was not going to let them trick him into giving away any information. “Are you interested?”
The voice said cautiously, “If you can prove that the pictures are authentic, yes, we would be very interested.”
Damn right you would, Mothershed thought gleefully. “I’ll get back to you.” He hung up.
The other two phone calls were just as satisfactory. Mothershed had to admit to himself that getting the names and addresses of the witnesses had been a stroke of pure genius. There was no way now that anyone could accuse him of trying to perpetrate a fraud. These pictures were going to appear on the front pages of every important newspaper and magazine in the world. With my credit: Photographs by Leslie Mothershed.
As Mothershed left the restaurant, he could not resist walking up to the booth where the two stars were seated. “Excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you give me your autographs?”
Roger Moore and Michael Caine smiled up at him pleasantly. They scribbled their names on pieces of paper and handed them to the photographer.
“Thank you.”
When Leslie Mothershed got outside, he savagely tore up the autographs and threw them away.
Screw them! he thought. I’m more important than they are.
Chapter Nineteen
Robert took a taxi to Whitechapel. They drove through the City, the business section of London, heading east until they reached the Whitechapel Road, the area made infamous a century earlier by Jack the Ripper. Along the Whitechapel Road were dozens of outside stalls selling everything from clothing to fresh vegetables to carpets.
As the taxi neared Mothershed’s address, the neighborhood became more and more dilapidated. Graffiti was scrawled all over the peeling brownstone buildings. They passed the Weaver’s Arms Pub. That would be Mothershed’s local, Robert thought. Another sign read: Walter Bookmaker…Mothershed probably places his bets on horses there.