‘And there, ha, ha, ha, is the ship, tied up against the side where we used to be,’ cried Martin, joy and relief overflowing. ‘And there is another one tied up just behind it: an even larger vessel.’
‘I have a feeling it may be the long-foretold ship from Madras,’ said Stephen.
This impression was much strengthened as they came into the town, where tight-turbanned Lascars could be seen contemplating the iron-gangs with satisfaction, and where strange uniforms walked about the streets, staring as newcomers stare. They rode straight to Riley’s now crowded tavern, and while Stephen prepared to settle accounts with the landlord Martin went down to the ship with two blackguard boys, wheeling a hand-cart loaded with their specimens.
Riley, who knew everything, told Stephen that the Waverly had indeed come from Madras, but that she brought no official packages from India, still less any overland civilian mail; but this was no real disappointment, since she had never been expected to do so. She had however brought out a number of officers, and Stephen sat in the parlour, more or less filled with them, until Riley should be free to deal with the horses.
As he sat there, gazing at the tavern’s boomerang and trying to find some plausible reason for its behaviour, he became aware that one of the officers, a Royal Marine near the doorway, was looking at him with more than ordinary attention. He reflected upon the perception of eyes focused upon one – the gaze felt even when the gazer was outside one’s field of vision
– the uneasiness it caused – an uneasiness felt by many creatures
– the importance of not looking directly at one’s quarry – the exchange of glances between the sexes, its infinite variety of meanings; and he was still reflecting when the officer came over and said ‘Dr Maturin, I believe?’
‘Yes, sir,’ said Stephen, reserved, but not repulsively so.
‘You will not remember me, sir, being so busy at the time, but you was good enough to save my leg after Saumarez’ action in the Gut. My name is Hastings.’
‘Certainly: a patella. I remember perfectly. Sir William Hastings, is it not? May I roll up your trouser leg? Yes, yes:
beautifully knit. And that scoundrelly charlatan would have had it off. To be sure, a neat amputation is always a pleasure, but even so . . . And now you have a perfectly sound limb rather than a peg. Very good,’ – patting its calf gently – ‘I give you joy of it.’
‘And I give you joy too, Doctor.’
‘You are very good, Sir William. Do you allude to the patella?’
‘No, sir. To your daughter. But perhaps you do not think that a subject for congratulation. I am aware that there is a prejudice against daughters: portions, wedding breakfasts, vapours and so on. I beg your pardon.’
‘I have not the pleasure of following you, sir,’ said Stephen, looking at him with his head on one side, but his heart beginning to beat faster.
‘Well, no doubt I mistake. But when I was in Madras, Andromache came in. One of her officers lent me a Naval Chronicle, and running through the promotions, births, deaths and marriages, my eye caught what I took to be your name:
though perhaps it was another gentleman altogether.’
‘Sir William, what was the month, and what did it say?’
‘As far as I recall it was last April: and it said “At Ashgrove Cottage, near Portsmouth, the Lady of Dr Maturin, of the Navy, of a daughter.”
‘Sweet Sir William,’ said Stephen, shaking his hand, ‘you could not have brought me kinder, more welcome news. Riley! Riley, there, d’ye hear me now? Bring us the finest bottle that ever you have in the house.’
Riley’s finest bottle had no effect on Stephen: joy alone brought him skipping across the brow to the frigate’s deck – a care-worn deck with what looked like the whole ship’s company busy upon it, though this could not have been the case, seeing that a great many hands were banging away far aft amidst the
sound of echoing orders. While he was gazing about at the decorations, the bunting, the meticulous coiling of ropes, Captain Aubrey appeared, accompanied by Reade with a tape-measure in his only hand. Jack was looking thinner, yellower and worried, but he smiled and said ‘Are you back, Doctor? Mr Martin tells me you had a splendid time.’
‘So we did too,’ said Stephen, ‘but Jack, I cannot tell you with what eagerness I look forward to going home.’
‘Aye. I dare say you do. So do I. Mr Oakes,’ – directing his powerful voice at the foretopgallantmast – ‘is that garland to be shipped this watch, or should you like your
hammock sent aloft? Now, Doctor, we are about to give the Governor and his people a farewell dinner: that is the cause of all this merriment. You will have time to change, but I am afraid Killick will not be able to give you a hand. He is busier than any hive of bees. Mr Reade, hold the tape exactly there, and do not stir until I give you a hail.’ With this he hurried aft, where all three cabins were being thrown into one, and the harassed carpenter was fitting still another leaf to the table.
Although at this moment his wits were not at their sharpest, Stephen grasped the situation
– the unnatural cleanliness of all hands, the more than ordinary brilliance of everything that sand or brick-dust could induce to shine, the widespread and deep anxiety that was usual before naval entertainments on a grand scale, which in his experience were prepared as though all the guests were old experienced seamen, censorious, hostile admirals, likely to inspect the blacking of the highest yards and look for dust under the carronade-slides. He went to his cabin below, his mind still somewhat confused by happiness, and found that in spite of everything Killick had laid out all the clothes that were proper for him to wear. He slowly dressed, taking particular care of the set of his coat, and came out into the gunroom, where he found Pullings, sitting carefully in the gold-laced splendour of a commander.
‘Why, Doctor,’ he said, his face brightening, ‘how happy I am to see you back. You look as gay as a popinjay, as cheerful as if you had found a five-pound note: I hope you brought the poor old barky some good luck at last. God love us, what a week!’
‘You look as if you had been through a fleet action, Tom.’
‘I may smile again when we sail tomorrow afternoon and when we have sunk the land: but not before. You would think the hands conspired to put us in the wrong, and to give the Surprise a bad name. Drunken seamen, paralytic, brought out by lobsters with kind advice on how to keep them in order. Awkward Bloody Davis locked up for beating two sentries into a jelly and throwing their muskets into the sea – they had tried to stop him taking a girl out in a boat. And Jack Nastyface did bring a girl out: being so thick with the cook he brought her aboard in broad daylight wrapped up like a side of bacon. He kept her in the forepeak and fed her like a fighting-cock through the scuttle; and when he was found he said she was not an ordinary young woman at all – he wanted to marry her, which would make her free, and would the Captain be so kind? By all means says the Captain and then you can take your wages and go ashore with her: the ship don’t carry wives. So Jack Nastyface thought better of his bargain: she went ashore alone, and now all the people despise him. And there was another poor devil swam out . . . several other things. Lord, how I prayed for a party of Marines! The bloody-minded officials had eased off before the Governor came back, but by then the foremost jacks had pretty well destroyed our case and reputation; and although things are smoothed over now and we are tied up alongside again I do not think there is much love lost between ship and shore. I have never known the Captain more worn, nor more apt to grow – well, testy, you might say.’ Four bells.
‘Now, Doctor,’ Pullings went on, ‘it is time for me to throw an eye over all; and perhaps for you to put on your breeches.’
‘God save you, Tom,’ cried Stephen, looking with concern at his pale bony knees, ‘I am so glad you noticed it. My mind must have wandered. I should have got the ship a worse name still.’
When Stephen was breeched he sat at his folding desk and wrote to Diana, his pen scratching away at an extraordinary speed, the sheets of paper mounting on his cot.