“We can find another to do the job!” countered Rashkuta. But it was weak, very weak.
“Greyboar’s the best.” No boast, it was a simple fact. And by the look on their faces, our clients had already learned as much in their investigations.
Rashkuta tried to bargain, but His Adolescence cut him short.
“Pay them. We are not peasants, to squabble in the bazaar.”
You could always count on royalty. Why the world was such a madhouse. Buggers’d rather slaughter each other’s plebes than compromise their noble dignity. Parasites, the lot of them. I’d always agreed with Greyboar’s sister on that point, even if I thought Gwendolyn’s ideals were a lot of utopian nonsense.
“Going to be a bit of trouble collecting the back half of our fee,” I said to myself. It was clear from his glare that Tadpole the Terrible was not pleased with us. But I wasn’t worried about it. Greyboar was the dreamy type, true, but he was always quick enough to squeeze what was owed to us out of recalcitrant clients. That is not a metaphor. He fed them the money first. Crude, I admit, but the word got around.
Rashkuta counted out the money and slid it across the table. Naturally, he made a big production out of it, hunching his shoulders, eyes flitting hither and yon. As if a Flankn cutpurse this side of an asylum would intervene between Greyboar and his commission.
Naturally, too, he had to add: “How can we be certain that you will do the job, now that you possess such a princely sum?”
“Matter of professional ethics,” growled the strangler. Rashkuta made to press the point, but Greyboar transmuted a chunk of the oak table into sawdust, and that was that. An easy-going and tolerant sort, Greyboar, but he’d always been testy about his professional ethics.
“Where can we find the Prince’s uncle?” I asked.
“He retains a suite at the Hospice of Stupefying Opulence. You are familiar with the establishment?”
“Of course.” Wasn’t quite a lie. I’d seen the outside of the place. I was even familiar with the servants’ quarters in the back, due to a brief but torrid affair with one of the maids in my earlier years. But I’d never been in the guests’ portion of the Hospice. They catered to a rather different clientele.
“However,” I continued, “it will prove a wee bit difficult for us to saunter through the main entrance, don’t you know. Exclusive, it is. They’d as soon let in a measly baronet as a leper. Doormen standing on porters on top of bellhops. Professional busybodies, the lot of them, they send ’em to the Royal Academy of Officiousness. Desk clerks get three years’ postgraduate training. What I mean is, we can’t very well march in and announce we’ve come to throttle the King of the Sundjhab. We’ll need help getting in. Are you staying there too?”
Hem, haw, squirm, squirm. Customers. Eventually, they confessed to a small room tucked away in an obscure corner of the Hospice, practically a broom closet in the maids’ quarters, to listen to them.
“Fine. There’s a rear entrance, leads off the kitchen. At midnight, tonight, one of you will be there to let us in.”
Of course, they squawked and quibbled, but they finally gave in. Greyboar and I arose. “Our business is then concluded, for the moment,” I said. “We’ll meet you here the night after tomorrow, same time, for the balance of the fee.”
* * *
“It’s the wizard what bothers me,” said Greyboar some time later, as we discussed the job over pots of ale at The Trough. “The soldiers are meaningless, and the martial artist will be interesting. But sorcerers are tricky, and besides, I hate to extinguish any bit of knowledge that brightens this dark and murky world.”
“Oh, give me a break! That so-called wizard is nothing but another pretentious trickster. `Secret lore,’ `hidden mysteries,’ `opaque purports of the unknown’—it’s all rot for the weak-minded. Reality’s what is, and the truth is there for all to see it. A pox on all philosophy!”
Greyboar would have continued the argument, but I cut him off. “I’ll deal with the sorcerer. I’ve got just the thing—a small potion Magrit made up for me the last time we were in Prygg.”