We’re being robbed, he decided. The next layer down will be comic books, contraceptives, empty Coke bottles. But they — the authorities — won’t tell us. Who wants to find out that the entire solar system has been exposed to Coca Cola over a period of two million years? It was, for him, impossible to imagine a civilization — of any kind of life form that had not contrived Coke. Otherwise, how could if authentically be called a ‘civilization’? But then he thought, I’m letting my bitterness get the better of me. Maury won’t like it; better curb it before I arrive. Bad for business. And we must have business as usual. That’s the watchword of the day — if not of the century. After all, that’s really ail that separates me from my younger brother: my ability to face fundamentals and not get lost in the maze of external rituals.
If Vince could do that then he’d be me.
And he’d perhaps have his wife back.
And Vince would have been in on Maury Frauenzimmer’s scheme, put by Maury to Sepp von Lessinger in person at a conference of ersatz engineers in New York in 2023, to make use of von Lessinger’s time travel experiments to send a psychiatrist back to 1925 to cure Fuhrer Hitler of his paranoia. As a matter of fact, von Lessinger had made some attempt in that direction, apparently, but the Ges kept the results to themselves — of course. Leave it to the Ges to protect their privileged status, Chic thought to himself. And now von Lessinger was dead.
Something sizzled to the right of him. A commercial, made by Theodorus Nitz, the worst house of all, had attached itself to his car.
‘Get off,’ he warned it. But the commercial, well-adhered, began to crawl, buffeted by the wind, towards the door and the entrance crack. It would soon have squeezed in and would be haranguing him in the cranky, garbagey fashion of the Nitz advertisements.
He could, as it came through the crack, kill it. It was alive, terribly mortal; the ad agencies, like nature, squandered hordes of them.
The commercial, fly-sized, began to buzz out its message as soon as it managed to force entry. ‘Say! Haven’t you sometimes said to yourself, I’ll bet other people in restaurants can see me! And you’re puzzled as to what to do about this serious, baffling problem of being conspicuous, especially — ‘
Chic crushed it with his foot.
The card told Nicole Thibodeaux that the Prime Minister of Israel had arrived at the White House and now waited in the Camellia Room. Emil Stark, slender, tall, always knowing the latest Jewish joke (‘One day God met Jesus and Jesus was wearing — ‘ or however it went; she could not remember — she was too sleepy). Anyhow, today she had a joke for him. The Wolff Commission had brought in its report.
Later, in a robe and slippers, she drank coffee, read the morning Times, then pushed the paper away and picked up the document which the Wolff Commission had presented her. Whom had they selected? Hermann Goering; she leafed through the pages and wished she could fire General Wolff.
The army brass had picked the man in the Age of Barbarism to deal with; she knew that, but the Washington authorities had agreed to follow General Wolff’s recommendation, not realizing at the time what a typical military fathead he was.
It demonstrated the power of the army’s GHQ within purely political areas, these days.
She called to Leonore, her secretary, ‘Tell Emil Stark to come on in.’ No use delaying it; anyhow Stark probably would be pleased. Like so many others, the Israeli Prune Minister no doubt imagined that Goering had been a simple clown. Nicole laughed sharply. They hadn’t digested the War Crimes Trial documents of World War Two, if they believed that.
‘Mrs Thibodeaux,’ Stark said, appearing, smiling.
‘It’s Goering,’ Nicole said.
‘Of course.’ Stark continued to smile.
‘You damn fool,’ she said. ‘He’s too smart for any of us — don’t you know that? If we try to do business with him — ‘
‘But towards the end of the war Goering lost favour,’ Stark said urbanely, seating himself at the table facing her. ‘He was involved in the losing military campaign, whereas the Gestapo people and those close to Hitler gained in power, Bormann and Himmler and Eichmann, the blackshirts. Goering would understand — did understand — what losing the military part of the Party’s campaign meant.’
Nicole was silent. She felt irritable.
‘Does this bother you?’ Stark said smoothly. ‘I know I find it difficult. But we have a simple enough proposition to put to the Reichsmarschall, don’t we? It can be phrased in a single sentence, and he’ll understand it.’
‘Oh yes,’ she agreed. ‘Goering will understand. He’ll also understand that if we’re turned down we’ll accept less, then even less that that, finally — ‘ She broke off. ‘Yes, this does bother me. I think that von Lessinger was right in his final summation: no one should go near the Third Reich. When you deal with psychotics you’re drawn in; you become mentally ill yourself.’
Stark said quietly, ‘There are six million Jewish lives to be saved, Mrs Thibodeaux.’
Sighing, Nicole said, ‘All right!’ She eyed him with harsh anger, but the Israeli Premier met her gaze; he was not afraid of her. It was not customary for him to cringe before anyone; he had come a long way to this post, and success for him would not have been possible if he had been made any other way but this. His was not a position for a coward; Israel was — had always been — a small nation, existing among huge blocks that could, at any given moment, efface her. Stark even smiled back slightly; or did she imagine it? Her anger increased. She felt impotent.
‘We need not settle this matter right now,’ Stark said, then. ‘I’m sure you have other matters on your mind, Mrs Thibodeaux. Planning the evening White House entertainment, perhaps. I received an invitation,’ Stark tapped his coat pocket, ‘as I’m sure you’re aware. We are promised a fine parade of talent, are we not? But that is always true.’
His voice was a murmur, gentle and soothing. ‘May I smoke?’ From his pocket he brought a little flat gold case from which he removed a cigar. ‘I am trying these for the first time. Philippine cigars, made from Isabela leaf. Handmade, as a matter of fact.’
‘Go ahead,’ Nicole said grumpily.
‘Does Herr Kalbfleisch smoke?’ Stark inquired.
‘No,’ Nicole said.
‘He does not enjoy your musical evenings either, does he? That is a bad sign. Recall Shakespeare, Julius Caesar. Something about “I distrust him for he hath no music.” Recall? “He hath no music” Does this describe the present der Alte? I have never met him, unfortunately. In any case it is a pleasure to deal with you, Mrs Thibodeaux; believe me.’ Emil Stark’s eyes were grey, extremely bright.
‘Thanks,’ Nicole groaned, wishing he would leave. She felt his domination of their colloquy and it made her weary and restless.
‘You know,’ Stark continued, ‘it is very difficult for us for us Israelis — to deal with Germans; I would no doubt have difficulty with Herr Kalbfleisch.’ He puffed cigar smoke; the smell made her wrinkle her nose with distaste.
‘This one resembles the first der Alte, Herr Adenauer, or so I gather from history tapes shown me as a boy in school. It is interesting to realize that he ruled far longer than the entire period of the Third Reich … which was intended to last a thousand years.’
‘Yes,’ she said, dully.
‘And perhaps, if we assist it through von Lessinger’s system, we will enable it to do so.’ His eyes were oblique, now.
‘You think so? And yet you’re still willing to — ‘
‘I think,’ Emil Stark said, ‘that if the Third Reich is given the weapons it needs it will survive its victory by perhaps five years — and very possibly not even that long. It’s doomed by its very nature; there’s absolutely no mechanism in the Nazi Party by which a successor to der Fuhrer can be produced. Germany will fragment, become a collection of small, nasty, quarrelling states as it was before Bismark. My government is convinced of this, Mrs Thibodeaux. Remember Hess’s introduction of Hitler at one of the great Party rallies. “Hitler ist Deutschland.” “Hitler is Germany.” He was correct. Hence after Hitler what? The deluge. And Hitler knew it. As a matter of fact, there is some possibility that Hitler deliberately led his people to defeat. But that is a rather convoluted psychoanalytic theory. I personally find it too baroque for credence.’
Nicole said thoughtfully, ‘If Hermann Goering is brought out of his period, here to us, do you want to confront him and participate in the discussions?’
‘Yes,’ Stark said. ‘In fact I insist on it.’