smiled like the cat that ate the canary.
A higher full house. Mulligan was suddenly very depressed. It couldn’t be
anything else; it had to be a higher full house. But he’d come this far … “I’ll
call,” Mulligan said wearily and shoved in yet another half dollar.
“King high flush,” Block said, spreading the cards out. “All diamonds.”
“By God!” Mulligan cried and lifted his hand over his head to slap it down in
the middle of the table with the full house showing; but just as his arm reached
the top of its swing, he was suddenly jerked backward, up over the chair and
onto the suddenly bouncing floor. And as he went flailing back, his legs kicked
up into the under part of the table and sent it too flying; nickels and dimes and
cards and guards exploded in all directions, and a second later the lights went
out.
17
AT THIS HOUR on a Thursday night there were three police dispatchers on
duty down at the station house. They sat in a row at a long continuous table,
each one equipped with three telephones and a two-way radio, all three facing a
big square panel of lights built into the opposite wall. The panel was four feet on
a side, edged with a wooden frame, and looked like the kind of thing hung in the
Museum of Modern Art. Against a flat black background, sixteen rows of
sixteen frosted red bulbs stuck out, each with a number painted on it in white. At
the moment none of the bulbs were lit, and the composition might have been
titled “Tail Lights at Rest.”
At 1:37 A.M. a tail light lit up-number fifty-two. At the same time, a very
annoying buzzing sound started, as though it were time to get out of bed.
The dispatchers worked in strict sequence, to avoid confusion, and this
squeal-which was what the fuzz called the buzz-was the property of the man
on the left, who pushed a button that stopped the noise, at the same time saying,
“Mine.” Then, while his left hand reached for one of the phones and his right
hand switched the radio to send, he quickly glanced at the typewritten list on the
table in front of him, under a piece of glass, and saw that number fifty-two was
the temporary branch of Capitalists’ & Immigrants’ Trust.
“Car nine,” he said, while with his left hand, still holding the phone receiver, he
dialed the number seven, which was the captain’s office, currently occupied by
the senior man on duty, Lieutenant Hepplewhite.
Car nine was the regular patrol car past the bank, and tonight the men on duty
were Officers Bolt and Echer. Bolt was driving, very slowly, and had driven past
the bank just five minutes ago, not long before Joe Mulligan was dealt his three
sixes.
Echer, the passenger right now, was the one who answered the call,
unhooking the mike from under the dashboard, depressing the button in its side,
saying, “Car nine here.”
“Alarm at C and I bank, Floral Avenue and Tenzing Street.”
“Which one?”
“It’s on the corner of both of them.”
“Which bank.”
“Oh. The temporary one, the new one, the temporary one.”
“That one, huh?”
Ambling, it had taken five minutes to come this far from the bank. Flat out,
siren screaming, red light flashing, it took less than two minutes to get back. In
that time, Lieutenant Hepplewhite had been informed and had alerted the men
downstairs on standby, who were playing poker as it happened, though nobody
had had a full house all night. “The colds are card,” Officer Kretschmann said in
disgust at one point, and the others hardly even noticed; he did that kind of thing
all the time.
Two other patrol cars, on beats farther away, had also been alerted and were
rushing toward the scene. (The standby men alerted at the station house were
not as yet rushing toward the scene, though they had stopped playing poker and
had put on their jackets and guns; having been alerted, they were standing by.)
The dispatcher who had handled the squeal was staying with it, answering no
other calls until car nine should report.
“Uhhhh,” said the radio. “Dispatcher?”
“Is this car nine?”
“This is car nine. It isn’t here.”
The dispatcher felt a sudden instant of panic. The trouble wasn’t there? He
looked again at the red light, which was still lit even though the buzzer was off,
and it was number fifty-two. He looked at his typewritten sheet, and fifty-two
was the temporary bank. “Well, it was there,” he said.
“I know it was here,” said car nine. “I saw it only five minutes ago. But it isn’t
here now.”
The dispatcher was by now completely bewildered. “You saw it five minutes
ago?”
“Last time we went by.”
“Now wait a minute,” the dispatcher said. His voice was rising, and the other
two dispatchers looked at him oddly. A dispatcher was supposed to stay calm.
“Wait a minute,” the dispatcher repeated. “You knew about this trouble five
minutes ago and you didn’t report it?”
“No no no,” car nine said, and another voice behind it said, “Let me have
that.” Then it apparently took over the microphone, becoming louder when it
said, “Dispatcher, this is Officer Bolt. We are at the scene, and the bank is
gone.”
There was silence from the dispatcher for several seconds. On the scene,
Officer Bolt stood next to the patrol car, holding the microphone to his mouth.
He and Officer Echer both gazed at the place where the bank had been-Officer Echer in a glazed manner, Officer Bolt in an aggravated and brooding
manner.
The low concrete block walls were there, but above them was nothing but
space. Wind blew through the air where the bank had been; if you squinted, you
could almost see the structure standing there, as though it had become invisible
but was still present.
To left and right, wires dangled like hair from the telephone and power poles.
Two sets of wooden steps led up to the top of the concrete block wall and
stopped.
The dispatcher, his voice nearly as thin as the air where the bank had been,
finally said, “The bank is gone?”
“That’s right,” Officer Bolt said, nodding in irritation. From far away he could
hear more sirens coming. “Some son of a bitch,” he said, “has stole the bank.”
18
INSIDE the bank, everything was chaos and confusion. Dortmunder and the
others hadn’t bothered about springs, shock absorbers, none of the luxuries;
wheels had been their only concern. Since they were now moving pretty fast, the
result was that the bank dipped and swooped and bounced pretty much like a
kite at the end of a string.
“I had a full house!” Joe Mulligan wailed in the darkness. Every time he
managed to get to his feet some chair or some other guard would come bowling
along and knock him over again, so now he was just staying down, hunkering on
hands and knees and bawling his announcement into the darkness. “You hear
me? I had a full house!”
From somewhere in the confusion-it was like being in an avalanche in an
aquarium-Block’s voice answered: “For Christ’s sake, Joe, that hand is
dead!”
“Sixes full! I had sixes full!”
Fenton, who had been quiet till now, suddenly shouted, “Forget poker! Don’t
you realize what’s happening? Somebody’s stealing the bank!”
Until that moment, Mulligan actually hadn’t realized what was happening.
With his mind occupied on the one hand by his full house and on the other
hand by the difficulty of simply keeping his balance in this jouncing darkness and
not getting beaned by a passing chair, it hadn’t until just that instant occurred to
Mulligan that this disaster was anything more than his own personal disaster at
poker.
Which he couldn’t very well admit, particularly not to Fenton, so he shouted
back, “Of course I realize someone’s
stealing the bank!” And then he heard the words he’d just said and spoiled the
effect by squeaking, “Stealing the bank?”
“We need light in here!” Dresner shouted. “Who’s got a flashlight?”
“Get them venetian blinds up!” Morrison yelled.
“I have a flashlight!” Garfield shouted, and a spot of white light showed,
though the confusion it revealed wasn’t much more informative than darkness.
Then the light swooped
down and away, and Garfield shouted, “I dropped the goddam thing!”
Mulligan watched its progression, the bouncing white light, and if there’d been
wor4s under it they could have sung along. It seemed to be headed his way, and
he braced himself to make a grab for it, but before it got to
him it suddenly disappeared. Went out, or something.
However, a few seconds later somebody at last got a venetian blind opened,
and it was possible at last to see, in the illumination of streetlights whipping by
outside. Intervals of darkness and light succeeded one another at great speed,