“The other side of the world.”
Shelly’s eyes were wide. She finished putting on her coat. She said,
“Have you traveled a lot?”
Jack was afraid he’d draw blood if he bit his tongue any harder.
“I’ve been around a little,” Rebecca said.
Shelly sighed, working on her buttons. “I haven’t traveled much myself.
Haven’t been anywhere but Miami and Vegas, once. I’ve never even seen a
Sherpa let alone slept with one.”
“Well,” Rebecca said, “if you happen to meet up with one, better walk
away from him fast. No one’ll break your heart faster or into more
pieces than a Sherpa will. And by the way, I guess you know not to
leave the city without checking with us first.”
“I’m not going anywhere,” Shelly assured them.
She took a long, white, knit scarf from a coat pocket and wrapped it
around her neck as she started out of the room. At the doorway, she
looked back at Rebecca.
“Hey . . . uh . . . Lieutenant Chandler, I’m sorry if maybe I was
a little snappy with you.”
“Don’t worry about it.”
“And thanks for the advice.”
“Us girls gotta stick together,” Rebecca said.
“Isn’t that the truth!” Shelly said.
She left the room.
They listened to her footsteps along the hallway.
Rebecca said, “Jesus, what a dumb, egotistical, racist bitch!”
Jack burst out laughing and plopped down on the Queen Anne chair again.
“You sound like Nevetski.”
Imitating Shelly Parker’s voice, Rebecca said, . “Even if I say so
myself, I’m not exactly your average girl. I’ve got a lot of fine
points.” Jesus, Jack! The only fine points I saw on that broad were the
two on her chest! ”
Jack fell back in the chair, laughing harder.
Rebecca stood over him, looking down, grinning. “I saw the way you were
drooling over her.”
“Not me, ” he managed between gales of laughter.
“Yes, you. Positively drooling. But you might as well forget about
her, Jack. She wouldn’t have you.”
“Oh? ”
“Well, you’ve got a bit of Irish blood in you. Isn’t that right? Your
grandmother was Irish, right?” Imitating Shelly Parker’s voice again,
she said, . “Oh, there’s nothing worse than those damned, Pope-kissing,
potato-sucking Irish.”
Jack howled.
Rebecca sat on the sofa. She was laughing, too. “And you’ve got some
British blood, too, if I remember right.”
“Oh, yes,” he said, gasping. “I’m a tea-swilling limey, too.”
“Not as bad as a Sherpa,” she said.
They were convulsed with laughter when one of the uniformed cops looked
in from the hallway. “What’s going on?” he asked.
Neither of them were able to stop laughing and tell him.
“Well, show some respect, huh?” he said. “We have two dead men here.”
Perversely, that admonition made everything seem even funnier.
The patrolman scowled at them, shook his head, and went away.
Jack knew it was precisely because of the presence of death that Shelly
Parker’s conversations with Rebecca had seemed so uproariously funny.
After having encountered four hideously mutilated bodies in as many
days, they were desperately in need of a good laugh.
Gradually, they regained their composure and wiped the tears from their
eyes. Rebecca got up and went to the windows and stared out at the snow
flurries. For a couple of minutes, they shared a most companionable
silence, enjoying the temporary but nonetheless welcome release from
tension that the laughter had provided.
This moment was the sort of thing Jack couldn’t have explained to the
guys at the poker game last week, when they’d been putting Rebecca down.
At times like this, when the other Rebecca revealed herself-the Rebecca
who had a sly sense of humor and a gimlet eye for life’s
absurdities-Jack felt a special kinship with her. Rare as those moments
were, they made the partnership work able and worthwhile-and he hoped
that eventually this secret Rebecca would come into the open more often.
Perhaps, someday, if he had enough patience, the other Rebecca might
even replace the ice maiden altogether.
As usual, however, the change in her was short-lived.
She turned away from the window and said, “Better go talk with the M.E.
and see what he’s found.”