About nine in the evening my phone shattered the idyll. My premonition equipment printed out a warning, but like a Low Flying Aircraft sign failed to suggest anything I could do about it. I roused myself and answered the thing, a sigh followed by a “Yes?”
“Fred?”
“That’s right.”
“This is Ted Nadler. A problem has come up.”
“Like what?”
“Zeemeister and Buckler have escaped.”
“From where? How?”
“They had been transferred to a prison hospital later on in the same day they were brought in. They just left it a few hours ago, as nearly as we can tell. As to how they went about it, nobody seems to know. They left nine unconscious employees-medical and security-behind them. The doctors think it was some sort of neurotropic gas that was used-at least, the victims are all responding to atropine. But when the director called me none of them had come out of it sufficiently to be able to say what had occurred.”
“Too bad. But then, I guess we’ve seen the last of them for a time.”
“What do you mean?”
“What did I just say? They are probably on their way out of the country. Kidnaping charges, attempted homicide charges-reasons like that.”
“We can’t chance it.”
“What do you mean?”
“They just might head your way instead. So you had better send your girifriend home and pack a suitcase. I will be picking you up in around half an hour.”
“You can’t do that!”
“Sorry, but I can, and that’s an order. Your job now requires that you take a trip. So does your health, for that matter.”
“All right. Where?”
“New York,” he said.
And then click. Thus, the invasion of Eden.
I returned to Ginny.
“What was that?” she asked.
“I have some good news and some bad news.”
“What’s the good news?”
“We still have half an hour.”
Actually, it took him more like an hour to get to my place, which gave me time to make a nasty, cold-blooded decision of a sort I had never had to make before and to act on it.
Merimee answered on the sixth ring and recognized my voice.
“Yes,” I said. “Listen, do you recall an offer you made the last time that we talked?”
“Yes, I do.”
“I’d like to take you up on it,” I said.
“Who?”
“Two of them. Their names are Zeemeister and Buckler-“
“Oh, Morty and Jamie! Sure.”
“You know them?”
“Yes. Morty used to work for your uncle occasionally. When business was booming and we were swamped with orders, we sometimes had to hire on extra help. He was a fat little kid, eager to learn the trade. I never much liked him myself, but he had enthusiasm and certain aptitudes. After Al fired him, he began operations on his own and built up a fairly decent business. He acquired Jamie a couple years later, to deal with competitors and handle customer complaints. Jamie used to be a light-heavyweight boxer-a pretty good one-and he had lots of military experience. Deserted from three different armies-“
“Why did Uncle Al fire Zeemeister?”
“Oh, the man was dishonest. Who wants untrustworthy employees?”
“True. Well, they’ve come close to killing me twice now, and I have just learned they are loose again.”
“I take it you do not know their present whereabouts?”
“That, unfortunately, is the case.”
“Hmm. It makes things more difficult. Well, let us get at it from the other end. Where are you going to be for the next few days?”
“I should be heading for New York within the hour.”
“Excellent! Where will you be staying?”
“I don’t know yet.”
“You are welcome to stay here again. In fact, it might facilitate-“
“You don’t understand,” I said. “I’ve graduated. Doctorate, in fact. Now I have a job. My boss is taking me to New York tonight. I don’t know where he will be putting me up yet. I’ll try to call you as soon as I get in.”
“Okay. Congratulations on the job and the degree. When you make up your mind to do something, you really move fast-just like your uncle. I look forward to hearing the whole story soon. In the meantime, I will put out some feelers. Also, I think I can promise you a pleasant surprise before too long.”