Essays on Paul Bourget by Mark Twain

cyclopaedia here I could turn to that memorable case, and satisfy nearly

anybody that the hunger for the sudden dollar is no more “American” than

it is French. And if I could furnish an American opportunity to staid

Germany, I think I could wake her up like a house afire.

But I must return to the Generalizations, Psychologizings, Deductions.

When M. Bourget is exploiting these arts, it is then that he is

peculiarly and particularly himself. His ways are wholly original when

he encounters a trait or a custom which is new to him. Another person

would merely examine the find, verify it, estimate its value, and let it

go; but that is not sufficient for M. Bourget: he always wants to know

why that thing exists, he wants to know how it came to happen; and he

will not let go of it until he has found out. And in every instance he

will find that reason where no one but himself would have thought of

looking for it. He does not seem to care for a reason that is not

picturesquely located; one might almost say picturesquely and impossibly

located.

He found out that in America men do not try to hunt down young married

women. At once, as usual, he wanted to know why. Any one could have

told him. He could have divined it by the lights thrown by the novels of

the country. But no, he preferred to find out for himself. He has a

trustfulness as regards men and facts which is fine and unusual; he is

not particular about the source of a fact, he is not particular about the

character and standing of the fact itself; but when it comes to pounding

out the reason for the existence of the fact, he will trust no one but

himself.

In the present instance here was his fact: American young married women

are not pursued by the corruptor; and here was the question: What is it

that protects her?

It seems quite unlikely that that problem could have offered difficulties

to any but a trained philosopher. Nearly any person would have said to

M. Bourget: “Oh, that is very simple. It is very seldom in America that

a marriage is made on a commercial basis; our marriages, from the

beginning, have been made for love; and where love is there is no room

for the corruptor.”

Now, it is interesting to see the formidable way in which M. Bourget went

at that poor, humble little thing. He moved upon it in column–three

columns–and with artillery.

“Two reasons of a very different kind explain”–that fact.

And now that I have got so far, I am almost afraid to say what his two

reasons are, lest I be charged with inventing them. But I will not

retreat now; I will condense them and print them, giving my word that I

am honest and not trying to deceive any one.

1. Young married women are protected from the approaches of the seducer

in New England and vicinity by the diluted remains of a prudence created

by a Puritan law of two hundred years ago, which for a while punished

adultery with death.

2. And young married women of the other forty or fifty States are

protected by laws which afford extraordinary facilities for divorce.

If I have not lost my mind I have accurately conveyed those two Vesuvian

irruptions of philosophy. But the reader can consult Chapter IV. of

‘Outre-Mer’, and decide for himself. Let us examine this paralyzing

Deduction or Explanation by the light of a few sane facts.

1. This universality of “protection” has existed in our country from the

beginning; before the death penalty existed in New England, and during

all the generations that have dragged by since it was annulled.

2. Extraordinary facilities for divorce are of such recent creation that

any middle-aged American can remember a time when such things had not yet

been thought of.

Let us suppose that the first easy divorce law went into effect forty

years ago, and got noised around and fairly started in business thirty-

five years ago, when we had, say, 25,000,000 of white population. Let us

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