Burn it, then? No, he’d set off the goddamned smoke detector.
Put it behind the picture on the wall? The picture of the little boy with the fishing pole and the straw hat?
Alfie considered this, then nodded slowly. Not a bad idea at all. The Spiral notebook might stay there for years. Then, someday in the distant future, it would drop out. Someone—perhaps a lodger, more likely a maid—would pick it up, curious. Would flip through it. What would that person’s reaction be? Shock? Amusement? Plain old head-scratching puzzlement? Alfie rather hoped for this last. Because things in the notebook were puzzling. “Elvis killed Big Pussy,” someone in Hackberry, Texas, had written. “Serenity is being square,”
someone in Rapid City, South Dakota, had opined. And below that, someone had written, “No, stupid, serenity=( va)2+ b, if v=serenity, a=satisfaction, and b=sexual compatibility.”
Behind the picture, then.
Alfie was halfway across the room when he remembered the pills in his coat pocket. And there were more in the glove compartment of the car, different kinds but for the same thing. They were prescription drugs, but not the sort the doctor gave you if you were feeling . . . well
. . . sunny. So the cops would search this room thoroughly for other kinds of drugs and when they lifted the picture away from the wall the notebook would drop out onto the green rug. The things in it would look even worse, even crazier, because of the pains he had taken to hide it.
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was the last thing. No matter where he left the book, that would happen. Sure as shit sticks to the ass of America, as some East Texas turnpike poet had once written.
“If they find it,” he said, and just like that the answer came to him.
The snow had thickened, the wind had grown even stronger, and the spark lights across the field were gone. Alfie stood beside his snow-covered car at the edge of the parking lot with his coat billowing out in front of him. At the farm, they’d all be watching TV by now. The whole fam’ damly. Assuming the satellite dish hadn’t blown off the barn roof, that was. Back at his place, his wife and daughter would be arriving home from Carlene’s basketball game. Maura and Carlene lived in a world that had little to do with the interstates, or fast-food boxes blowing down the breakdown lanes and the sound of semis passing you at seventy and eighty and even ninety miles an hour like a Doppler whine. He wasn’t complaining about it (or hoped he wasn’t); he was just pointing it out. “Nobody here even if there is,”
someone in Chalk Level, Missouri, had written on a shithouse wall, and sometimes in those rest-area bathrooms there was blood, mostly just a little, but once he had seen a grimy basin under a scratched steel mirror half filled with it. Did anyone notice? Did anyone report such things?
In some rest areas the weather report fell constantly from overhead speakers, and to Alfie the voice giving it sounded haunted, the voice of a ghost running through the vocal cords of a corpse. In Candy, Kansas, on Route 283, in Ness County, someone had written,
“Behold, I stand at the door and knock,” to which someone else had added, “If your not from Pudlishers Cleering House go away you Bad Boy.”
Alfie stood at the edge of the pavement, gasping a little because the air was so cold and full of snow. In his left hand he held the Spiral notebook, bent almost double. There was no need to destroy it, after all.
He would simply throw it into Farmer John’s east field, here on the west side of Lincoln. The wind would help him. The notebook might 83
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carry twenty feet on the fly, and the wind could tumble it even farther before it finally fetched up against the side of the furrow and was covered. It would lie there buried all winter, long after his body had been shipped home. In the spring, Farmer John would come out this way on his tractor, the cab filled with the music of Patty Loveless or George Jones or maybe even Clint Black, and he would plow the Spiral notebook under without seeing it and it would disappear into the scheme of things. Always supposing there was one. “Relax, it’s all just the rinse cycle,” someone had written beside a pay phone on I-35 not far from Cameron, Missouri.
Alfie drew the book back to throw it, then lowered his arm. He hated to let it go, that was the truth of it. That was the bottom line everyone was always talking about. But things were bad, now. He raised his arm again and then lowered it again. In his distress and inde-cision he began to cry without being aware of it. The wind rushed around him, on its way to wherever. He couldn’t go on living the way he had been living, he knew that much. Not one more day. And a shot in the mouth would be easier than any living change, he knew that, too. Far easier than struggling to write a book few people (if any at all) were likely to read. He raised his arm again, cocked the hand with the notebook in it back to his ear like a pitcher preparing to throw a fast-ball, then stood like that. An idea had occurred to him. He would count to sixty. If the spark lights of the farmhouse reappeared at any time during that count, he would try to write the book.
To write a book like that, he thought, you’d have to begin by talking about how it was to measure distance in green mile markers, and the very width of the land, and how the wind sounded when you got out of your car at one of those rest areas in Oklahoma or North Dakota. How it sounded almost like words. You’d have to explicate the silence, and how the bathrooms always smelled of piss and the great hollow farts of departed travellers, and how in that silence the voices on the walls began to speak. The voices of those who had written and then moved on. The telling would hurt, but if the wind dropped and the spark lights of the farm came back, he’d do it anyway.
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If they didn’t he’d throw the notebook into the field, go back into Room 190 (just hang a left at the Snax machine), and shoot himself, as planned.
Either way. Either way.
Alfie stood there counting to sixty inside his head, waiting to see if the wind would drop.
I like to drive, and I’m particularly addicted to those long interstate barrels where you see nothing but prairies to either side and a cinderblock rest area every forty miles or so. Rest-area bathrooms are always full of graffiti, some of it extremely weird. I started to collect these dispatches from nowhere, keeping them in a pocket notebook, got others off the Internet (there are two or three websites dedicated to them), and finally found the story in which they belonged.
This is it. I don’t know if it’s good or not, but I cared very much for the lonely man at its center and really hope things turned out okay for him. In the first draft things did, but Bill Buford of The New Yorker suggested a more ambiguous ending. He was probably right, but we could all say a prayer for the Alfie Zimmers of the world.
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of Jack Hamilton
Want you to get one thing straight from the start: wasn’t nobody on earth didn’t like my pal Johnnie Dillinger, except Melvin Purvis of the F.B.I. Purvis was J. Edgar Hoover’s right-hand man, and he hated Johnnie like poison. Everyone else—well, Johnnie had a way of making folks like him, that’s all. And he had a way of making people laugh. God makes it come right in the end, that’s something he used to say. And how can you not like a guy with that kind of philosophy?
But people don’t want to let a man like that die. You’d be surprised how many folks still say it wasn’t Johnnie the Feds knocked down in Chicago beside the Biograph Theater on July 22, 1934. After all, it was Melvin Purvis who’d been in charge of hunting Johnnie down, and, besides being mean, Purvis was a goddam fool (the sort of man who’d try to piss out a window without remembering to open it first).
You won’t hear no better from me, either. Little fag of a dandy, how I hated him! How we all did!
We got away from Purvis and the Gees after the shootout at Little Bohemia, Wisconsin—all of us! The biggest mystery of the year was how that goddam pansy ever kept his job. Johnnie once said,