“Yes, Mr. Loew, they do.”
“Do they understand that they may be asked to submit to questioning after their statement has been read?”
“They do.”
“Read the statement, Counselor.”
Kellerman put on bifocals. “I’ve eliminated Peter and Baxter’s more colorful colloquialisms and cleaned up their language and syntax, please bear that in mind.”
Loew tugged at his vest. “We’re capable of discerning that. Please continue.”
Kellerman read: “We, Peter and Baxter Englekling, do swear that this statement is entirely true. In late March of this year, approximately three weeks before the Nite Owl killings, we were approached at our legitimate business, the Speedy King Printshop in San Bernardino. The man who approached us was one Delbert ‘Duke’ Cathcart, who said that he had gotten our names from ‘Mr. XY,’ an acquaintance from our youth camp sentence days. Mr. XY had informed Cathcart that we ran a printshop which featured a high-speed offset press of our own design, which was true. Mr. XY had also told Cathcart that we were always interested in quote turning a quick buck unquote, which was also true.”
Chuckles. Ed wrote, “Vict. Susan Lefferts from S. Berdoo– connection?” Loew said, “Continue, Mr. Kellerman. We’re all capable of laughing and thinking at the same time.”
Kellerman: “Cathcart showed us photographs of people engaged in explicit sexual activities, some of them homosexual in nature. Some of the photographs were quote arty-farty unquote. I.E.: people in colorful costumes and animated red ink embossed on some of the snapshots. Cathcart said that he heard we could manufacture high-quality magazine-type books very fast, and we said this was true. Cathcart also stated that a number of magazine-type books had already been manufactured, using the obscene photographs, and quoted us the cost involved. We knew we could make the books at one eighth of that cost.”
Ed passed Millard a note: “Isn’t Ad Vice working a pornography job?” The brothers smirked; Loew and Gallaudet whispered. Millard passed a note back: “Yes–no leads from a 4 man team. A cold trail tracking the (‘strange costumed’ per the statement) books–we’re dropping it. Also, no field reports submitted so far link Cathcart to pornography.”
Kellerman sipped water. “Cathcart then told us that he heard our late father, Franz ‘Doc’ Englekling, was friends with Meyer Harris ‘Mickey’ Cohen, Los Angeles mobster currently incarcerated at McNeil Island Penitentiary. We said this was true. Cathcart then made his basic proposal. He said that distribution of the pornographic books would have to be quote very close unquote, because the quote strange cats unquote who took the photographs and did the pasteup work seemed like they had lots to hide. He did not elaborate on this further. He said that he had access to a network of quote rich perverts unquote who would pay large sums for the books and proposed that we could also manufacture quote regular fuck-suck shit unquote, that could be distributed in large quantities. Cathcart claimed to have access to quote pervert mailing list unquote, quote junkies and whores unquote to serve as models, and access to quote classy call girls unquote, who might pose for a lark if their quote crazy sugar daddy-o unquote agreed. Again, Cathcart did not elaborate on any of his claims, nor did he mention specific names or locations.”
Kellerman flipped pages. “Cathcart told us that he would be the procurer, talent scout and middleman. We would be the manufacturers of the books. We were also to visit Mickey Cohen at McNeil Island and get him to release funds to get the business started. We were also to solicit his advice on starting a distribution system. In exchange for the above Cohen would be given a quote bonaroo unquote percentage cut.”
Ed passed a note: “No follow-up names–it’s too convenient.” Millard whispered, “And the Nite Owl is not Mickey’s style.” Bar Englekling chuckled; Pete poked his ears with a pencil. Kellerman read: “We visited Mickey Cohen in his cell at McNeil, approximately two weeks before the Nite Owl killings. We proposed the idea to him. He refused to help and became very angry when we told him the idea was conceived by Duke Cathcart, whom he referred to as quote a notorious statch rape-o shitbird unquote. In conclusion, we believe that gunmen employed by Mickey Cohen perpetrated the Nite Owl Massacre, a kill-six-to-get-one ruse undertaken out of his hatred for Duke Cathcart. Another possibility is that Cohen talked up Cathcart’s proposed scheme on the prison yard and word got out to Cohen rival Jack ‘The Enforcer’ Whalen, who, always looking for new rackets to crash, assassinated Cathcart and five innocent bystanders as subterfuge. We believe that if the killings were the result of pornography intrigue, we too might become victims. We swear that this deposition is true and not rendered under physical or mental duress.”