Little Men: Life at Plumfield With Jo’s Boys by Louisa May Alcott

“To what family of insects does Blake belong?” asked peacemaker

Franz, seeing that Emil looked ashamed and Dan lowering.

“Gnats,” answered Jack.

“Why is Daisy like a bee?” cried Nat, who had been wrapt in

thought for several minutes.

“Because she is queen of the hive,” said Dan.

“No.”

“Because she is sweet.”

“Bees are not sweet.”

“Give it up.”

“Because she makes sweet things, is always busy, and likes

flowers,” said Nat, piling up his boyish compliments till Daisy

blushed like a rosy clover.

“Why is Nan like a hornet?” demanded Tommy, glowering at her,

and adding, without giving any one time to answer, “Because she

isn’t sweet, makes a great buzzing about nothing, and stings like

fury.”

“Tommy’s mad, and I’m glad,” cried Ned, as Nan tossed her head

and answered quickly

“What thing in the china-closet is Tom like?”

“A pepper pot,” answered Ned, giving Nan a nut meat with a

tantalizing laugh that made Tommy feel as if he would like to

bounce up like a hot chestnut and hit somebody.

Seeing that ill-humor was getting the better of the small supply of

wit in the company, Franz cast himself into the breach again.

“Let’s make a law that the first person who comes into the room

shall tell us a story. No matter who it is, he must do it, and it will

be fun to see who comes first.”

The others agreed, and did not have to wait long, for a heavy step

soon came clumping through the hall, and Silas appeared, bearing

an armful of wood. He was greeted by a general shout, and stood

staring about him with a bewildered grin on his big red face, till

Franz explained the joke.

“Sho! I can’t tell a story,” he said, putting down his load and

preparing to leave the room. But the boys fell upon him, forced

him into a seat, and held him there, laughing, and clamoring for

their story, till the good-natured giant was overpowered.

“I don’t know but jest one story, and that’s about a horse,” he said,

much flattered by the reception he received.

“Tell it! tell it!” cried the boys.

“Wal,” began Silas, tipping his chair back against the wall, and

putting his thumbs in the arm-holes of his waistcoat, “I jined a

cavalry regiment durin’ the war, and see a consid’able amount of

fightin’. My horse, Major, was a fust-rate animal, and I was as fond

on him as ef he’d ben a human critter. He warn’t harnsome, but he

was the best-tempered, stiddyest, lovenest brute I ever see. I fust

battle we went into, he gave me a lesson that I didn’t forgit in a

hurry, and I’ll tell you how it was. It ain’t no use tryin’ to picter the

noise and hurry, and general horridness of a battle to you young

fellers, for I ain’t no words to do it in; but I’m free to confess that I

got so sort of confused and upset at the fust on it, that I didn’t know

what I was about. We was ordered to charge, and went ahead like

good ones, never stoppin’ to pick up them that went down in the

scrimmage. I got a shot in the arm, and was pitched out of the

saddle don’t know how, but there I was left behind with two or

three others, dead and wounded, for the rest went on, as I say. Wal,

I picked myself up and looked round for Major, feeling as ef I’d

had about enough for that spell. I didn’t see him nowhere, and was

kinder walking back to camp, when I heard a whinny that sounded

nateral. I looked round, and there was Major stopping for me a

long way off, and lookin’ as ef he didn’t understand why I was

loiterin’ behind. I whistled, and he trotted up to me as I’d trained

him to do. I mounted as well as I could with my left arm bleedin’

and was for going on to camp, for I declare I felt as sick and

wimbly as a woman; folks often do in their fust battle. But, no sir!

Major was the bravest of the two, and he wouldn’t go, not a peg; he

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