Little Men: Life at Plumfield With Jo’s Boys by Louisa May Alcott

“Well, I heard Uncle tell about the Greece people, who had altars

and things, and so I wanted to be like them, only I hadn’t any live

creatures to sackerryfice, so we burnt up our toys.”

“Dear me, that is something like the bean story,” said Aunt Jo,

laughing again.

“Tell about it,” suggested Daisy, to change the subject.

“Once there was a poor woman who had three or four little

children, and she used to lock them up in her room when she went

out to work, to keep them safe. On day when she was going away

she said, ‘Now, my dears, don’t let baby fall out of window, don’t

play with the matches, and don’t put beans up your noses.’ Now the

children had never dreamed of doing that last thing, but she put it

into their heads, and the minute she was gone, they ran and stuffed

their naughty little noses full of beans, just to see how it felt, and

she found them all crying when she came home.”

“Did it hurt?” asked Rob, with such intense interest that his mother

hastily added a warning sequel, lest a new edition of the bean story

should appear in her own family.

“Very much, as I know, for when my mother told me this story, I

was so silly that I went and tried it myself. I had no beans, so I

took some little pebbles, and poked several into my nose. I did not

like it at all, and wanted to take them out again very soon, but one

would not come, and I was so ashamed to tell what a goose I been

that I went for hours with the stone hurting me very much. At last

the pain got so bad I had to tell, and when my mother could not get

it out the doctor came. Then I was put in a chair and held tight,

Rob, while he used his ugly little pincers till the stone hopped out.

Dear me! how my wretched little nose did ache, and how people

laughed at me!” and Mrs. Jo shook her head in a dismal way, as if

the memory of her sufferings was too much for her.

Rob looked deeply impressed and I am glad to say took the

warning to heart. Demi proposed that they should bury poor

Annabella, and in the interest of the funeral Teddy forgot his

fright. Daisy was soon consoled by another batch of dolls from

Aunt Amy, and the Naughty Kitty-mouse seemed to be appeased

by the last offerings, for she tormented them no more.

“Brops” was the name of a new and absorbing play, invented by

Bangs. As this interesting animal is not to be found in any

Zoological Garden, unless Du Chaillu has recently brought one

from the wilds of Africa, I will mention a few of its peculiar habits

and traits, for the benefit of inquiring minds. The Brop is a winged

quadruped, with a human face of a youthful and merry aspect.

When it walks the earth it grunts, when it soars it gives a shrill

hoot, occasionally it goes erect, and talks good English. Its body is

usually covered with a substance much resembling a shawl,

sometimes red, sometimes blue, often plaid, and, strange to say,

they frequently change skins with one another. On their heads they

have a horn very like a stiff brown paper lamp-lighter. Wings of

the same substance flap upon their shoulders when they fly; this is

never very far from the ground, as they usually fall with violence if

they attempt any lofty flights. They browse over the earth, but can

sit up and eat like the squirrel. Their favorite nourishment is the

seed-cake; apples also are freely taken, and sometimes raw carrots

are nibbled when food is scarce. They live in dens, where they

have a sort of nest, much like a clothes-basket, in which the little

Brops play till their wings are grown. These singular animals

quarrel at times, and it is on these occasions that they burst into

human speech, call each other names, cry, scold, and sometimes

tear off horns and skin, declaring fiercely that they “won’t play.”

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