Ida Barton was the cause of their perturbation and disapproval.
They disapproved, seriously so, at the first instant’s glimpse of
her. They thought–such ardent self-deceivers were they–that they
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were shocked by her swimming suit. But Freud has pointed out how
persons, where sex is involved, are prone sincerely to substitute
one thing for another thing, and to agonize over the substituted
thing as strenuously as if it were the real thing.
Ida Barton’s swimming suit was a very nice one, as women’s suits
go. Of thinnest of firm-woven black wool, with white trimmings and
a white belt-line, it was high-throated, short-sleeved, and brief-
skirted. Brief as was the skirt, the leg-tights were no less
brief. Yet on the beach in front of the adjacent Outrigger Club,
and entering and leaving the water, a score of women, not provoking
gasping notice, were more daringly garbed. Their men’s suits, as
brief of leg-tights and skirts, fitted them as snugly, but were
sleeveless after the way of men’s suits, the arm-holes deeply low-
cut and in-cut, and, by the exposed armpits, advertiseful that the
wearers were accustomed to 1916 decollete.
So it was not Ida Barton’s suit, although the women deceived
themselves into thinking it was. It was, first of all, say her
legs; or, first of all, say the totality of her, the sweet and
brilliant jewel of her femininity bursting upon them. Dowager,
matron, and maid, conserving their soft-fat muscles or protecting
their hot-house complexions in the shade of the hau-tree arbour,
felt the immediate challenge of her. She was menace as well, an
affront of superiority in their own chosen and variously successful
game of life.
But they did not say it. They did not permit themselves to think
it. They thought it was the suit, and said so to one another,
ignoring the twenty women more daringly clad but less perilously
beautiful. Could one have winnowed out of the souls of these
disapproving ones what lay at bottom of their condemnation of her
suit, it would have been found to be the sex-jealous thought: THAT
NO WOMAN, SO BEAUTIFUL AS THIS ONE, SHOULD BE PERMITTED TO SHOW HER
BEAUTY. It was not fair to them. What chance had they in the
conquering of males with so dangerous a rival in the foreground?
They were justified. As Stanley Patterson said to his wife, where
the two of them lolled wet in the sand by the tiny fresh-water
stream that the Bartons waded in order to gain the Outrigger Club
beach:
“Lord god of models and marvels, behold them! My dear, did you
ever see two such legs on one small woman! Look at the roundness
and taperingness. They’re boy’s legs. I’ve seen featherweights go
into the ring with legs like those. And they’re all-woman’s legs,
too. Never mistake them in the world. The arc of the front line
of that upper leg! And the balanced adequate fullness at the back!
And the way the opposing curves slender in to the knee that IS a
knee! Makes my fingers itch. Wish I had some clay right now.”
“It’s a true human knee,” his wife concurred, no less breathlessly;
for, like her husband, she was a sculptor. “Look at the joint of
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it working under the skin. It’s got form, and blessedly is not
covered by a bag of fat.” She paused to sigh, thinking of her own
knees. “It’s correct, and beautiful, and dainty. Charm! If ever
I beheld the charm of flesh, it is now. I wonder who she is.”
Stanley Patterson, gazing ardently, took up his half of the chorus.
“Notice that the round muscle-pads on the inner sides that make
most women appear knock-kneed are missing. They’re boy’s legs,
firm and sure–”
“And sweet woman’s legs, soft and round,” his wife hastened to
balance. “And look, Stanley! See how she walks on the balls of
her feet. It makes her seem light as swan’s down. Each step seems
just a little above the earth, and each other step seems just a
little higher above until you get the impression she is flying, or
just about to rise and begin flying . . . ”
So Stanley and Mrs. Patterson. But they were artists, with eyes
therefore unlike the next batteries of human eyes Ida Barton was
compelled to run, and that laired on the Outrigger lanais
(verandas) and in the hau-tree shade of the closely adjoining
seaside. The majority of the Outrigger audience was composed, not
of tourist guests, but of club members and old-timers in Hawaii.
And even the old-times women gasped.
“It’s positively indecent,” said Mrs. Hanley Black to her husband,
herself a too-stout-in-the-middle matron of forty-five, who had
been born in the Hawaiian islands, and who had never heard of
Ostend.
Hanley Black surveyed his wife’s criminal shapelessness and
voluminousness of antediluvian, New-England swimming dress with a
withering, contemplative eye. They had been married a sufficient
number of years for him frankly to utter his judgment.
“That strange woman’s suit makes your own look indecent. You
appear as a creature shameful, under a grotesqueness of apparel
striving to hide some secret awfulness.”
“She carries her body like a Spanish dancer,” Mrs. Patterson said
to her husband, for the pair of them had waded the little stream in
pursuit of the vision.
“By George, she does,” Stanley Patterson concurred. “Reminds me of
Estrellita. Torso just well enough forward, slender waist, not too
lean in the stomach, and with muscles like some lad boxer’s
armouring that stomach to fearlessness. She has to have them to
carry herself that way and to balance the back muscles. See that
muscled curve of the back! It’s Estrellita’s.”
“How tall would you say?” his wife queried.
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“There she deceives,” was the appraised answer. “She might be
five-feet-one, or five-feet-three or four. It’s that way she has
of walking that you described as almost about to fly.”
“Yes, that’s it,” Mrs. Patterson concurred. “It’s her energy, her
seemingness of being on tip toe with rising vitality.”
Stanley Patterson considered for a space.
“That’s it,” he enounced. “She IS a little thing. I’ll give her
five-two in her stockings. And I’ll weigh her a mere one hundred
and ten, or eight, or fifteen at the outside.”
“She won’t weigh a hundred and ten,” his wife declared with
conviction.
“And with her clothes on, plus her carriage (which is builded of
her vitality and will), I’ll wager she’d never impress any one with
her smallness.”
“I know her type,” his wife nodded. “You meet her out, and you
have the sense that, while not exactly a fine large woman, she’s a
whole lot larger than the average. And now, age?”
“I’ll give you best there,” he parried.
“She might be twenty-five, she might be twenty-eight . . . ”
But Stanley Patterson had impolitely forgotten to listen.
“It’s not her legs alone,” he cried on enthusiastically. “It’s the
all of her. Look at the delicacy of that forearm. And the swell
of line to the shoulder. And that biceps! It’s alive. Dollars to
drowned kittens she can flex a respectable knot of it . . . ”
No woman, much less an Ida Barton, could have been unconscious of
the effect she was producing along Waikiki Beach. Instead of
making her happy in the small vanity way, it irritated her.
“The cats,” she laughed to her husband. “And to think I was born
here an almost even third of a century ago! But they weren’t nasty
then. Maybe because there weren’t any tourists. Why, Lee, I
learned to swim right here on this beach in front of the Outrigger.
We used to come out with daddy for vacations and for week-ends and
sort of camp out in a grass house that stood right where the
Outrigger ladies serve tea now. And centipedes fell out of the
thatch on us, while we slept, and we all ate poi and opihis and raw
aku, and nobody wore much of anything for the swimming and
squidding, and there was no real road to town. I remember times of
big rain when it was so flooded we had to go in by canoe, out
through the reef and in by Honolulu Harbour.”
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“Remember,” Lee Barton added, “it was just about that time that the
youngster that became me arrived here for a few weeks’ stay on our
way around. I must have seen you on the beach at that very time–
one of the kiddies that swam like fishes. Why, merciful me, the
women here were all riding cross-saddle, and that was long before
the rest of the social female world outgrew its immodesty and came
around to sitting simultaneously on both sides of a horse. I
learned to swim on the beach here at that time myself. You and I
may even have tried body-surfing on the same waves, or I may have