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He went on to add that some of the ancient magic could still be found in its raw state, recognisable- to the initiated – by the eightfold shape it made in the crystalline Structure of space-time. There was the metal octiron, for example, and the gas octogen Both radiated dangerous amounts of raw enchantment.
“it’s all very depressing,’ he finished.
“Depressing?”
rincewind turned in his saddle and glanced at Twoflower’s Luggage, which was currently ambling along on itS little legs, occasionally snapping its lid at butterflies. He sighed.
‘Rincewind thinks he ought to be able to harness the lightning,’ said the picture-imp, who was observing the passing scene from the tiny doorway of the box slung around Twoflower’s neck. He had Spent the morning painting picturesque views and quaint SceneS for his master, and had been allowed to knock off for a smoke.
‘When I said harness I didn’t mean harness, snapped Rincewind. ‘I meant, well I just meant that
– I dunno,I just can’t think of the right words. I just think the world ought to be more sort of organised.’
“That’s just fantasy,’ said Twoflower.
“i know. That’s the trouble.’ Rincewind sighed again. It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists’ houses and smashing their windows.
There was a faint sound, hardly louder than the noise of the bees in the rosemary by the road. It had a curiously bony quality, as of rolling skulls or a whirling dicebox. Rincewind peered around. There was no-one nearby.
For some reason that worried him.
Then came a slight breeze, that grew and went in the space of a few heartbeats. It left the world unchanged save in a few interesting particulars.
There was now, for example, a five-metre tall mountain troll standing in the road. It was exceptionally angry. This was partly because trolls generally are, in any case, but it was exacerbated by the fact that the sudden and instantaneous teleportation from its lair in the Rammerorck Mountains three thousand miles away and a thousand yards closer to the Rim had raised its internal temperature to a dangerous level, in accordance with the laws of conservation of energy.
So it bared its fangs and charged.
“What a strange creature,’ Twoflower remarked,
‘is it dangerous?’
“Only to people!’ shouted Rincewind. He drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll. The blade plunged on into the heather at the side of the track There was the faintest of sounds, like the rattle of old teeth. The sword struck a boulder concealed in the Side 44
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‘into the back of the troll’s grey neck.
The creature grunted, and with one swipe of a claw gouged a wound in the flank of Twoflower’s horse, which screamed and bolted into the trees at the roadside. The troll spun around and made a grab for Rincewind.
Then its sluggish nervous system brought it the message that it was dead. It looked surprised for a moment, and then toppled over and shattered into gravel (trolls being silicaceous lifeforms, their bodies reverted instantly to stone at the moment of death).
‘Aaargh,’ thought Rincewind as his horse reared in terror. He hung on desperately as it staggered two-legged across the road and then, screaming, turned and galloped into the woods.
The sound of hoofbeats died away, leaving the air to the hum of bees and the occasional rustle of butterfly wingS. There was another sound, too, a strange noiSe for the bright time of noonday.
It sounded like dice.
“Rincewind?’
The long aiSles of trees threw Twoflower’s voice from side to side and eventually tossed it back to him, unheeded. He sat down on a rock and tried to think.
FirStly, he was lost. That was vexing, but it did not worry him unduly. The forest looked quite interesting and probably held elves or gnomes, perhaps both. In fact on a couple of occasions he had thought he had seen strange green faces peering down at him from the branches. Twoflower had always wanted to meet an elf. In fact what he really wanted to meet was a dragon, but an elf would do. Or a real goblin.
His Luggage was missing, and that was annoying. It was also starting to rain. He squirmed uncomfortably on the damp stone, and tried to look on the bright side. for example, during its mad dash his plunging horse had burst through some rushes and disturbed a she-bear with her cubs, but had gone on before the bear could react. Then it had suddenly been galloping over the sleeping bodies of a large wolf pack and, again, its mad speed had been such that the furious yelping had been left far behind. Nevertheless, the day was wearing on and perhaps it would be a good idea – Twoflower thought – not to hang about, in the open. Perhaps there was a…he racked his brains trying to remember what sort of accommodation forests traditionally offered . . . perhaps there was a ginger bread house or something?
The stone really was uncomfortable. Twoflower looked down and, for the first time, noticed the strange carving.
It looked like a spider. Or was it a squid? Moss and lichens rather blurred the precise details. But they didn’t blur the runes carved below it. Twoflower could read them clearly, and they said: Traveller the hospitable temple of Bel-Shamharoth lies one thousand paces Hubwards. Now this was strange, Twoflower realized, because although he could read the message the actual letters were completely Side 45
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He stood up and untied his now-riddable horse from a sapling. He wasn’t sure which way the Hub lay. but there seemed to be an old track of sorts leading away between the trees. This
Bel-Shamharoth seemed prepared to go out of his way to help stranded travellers. In any case, it was that or the wolves. Twoflower nodded decisively.
It is interesting to note that, several hours later, a couple of wolves who were following Twoflower’s scent arrived in the glade. Their green eyes fell on the strange eight-legged carving – which may indeed have been a spider, or an octopus, or may yet again have been something altogether more strange
– and they immediately decided that they weren’t so hungry, at that.
About three miles away a failed wizard was hanging by his hands from a high branch in a beech tree.
This was the end result of five minutes of crowded activity. First, an enraged she-bear had barged through the undergrowth and taken the throat out of his horse with one swipe of her paw. Then, as Rincewind had fled the carnage, he had run into a glade in which a number of irate wolves were milling about. His instructors at Unseen University, who had despaired of Rincewind’s inability to maSter levitation, would have then been amazed at the speed with which he reached and climbed the nearest tree, without apparently touching it.
Now there was just the matter of the snake. ‘
It waS large and green, and wound itself along the branch with reptilian patience. Rincewind wondered if it was poisonous, then chided himself for aSking Such a silly question. Of course it would be poiSonous.
“What are you grinning for?’ he asked the figure on the next branch.
I CAN’T HELP IT, said Death. NOW WOULD YOU BE SO
KIND AS TO LET GO? I CAN’T HANG AROUND AlL DAY.
“i can,’ said Rincewind defiantly.
The wolves clustered around the base of the tree looked up with interest at their next meal talking to himself.
IT WON’T HURT, said Death. If words had weight, a single sentence from Death would have anchored a ship.
Rincewind’s arms screamed their agony at him.
He scowled at the vulture-like, slightly transparent figure.
“Won’t hurt? ‘ he said. ‘ Being torn apart by wolves won’t hurt?’
He noticed another branch crossing his dangerously narrowing one a few feet away. If he coUld just reach it . . .
He swung himself forward, one hand outstretched.
The branch, already bending, did not break. It simply made a wet little sound and twisted.