“I’ll take all the cats back to the village and then you and I will have the Castle completely to ourselves.”
“And then?” I said.
“Then we shall go through the records and get the names and addresses of all the witches in the whole wide world!”
“And after that?” I said, quivering with excitement.
“After that, my darling, the greatest task of all will begin for you and me! We shall pack our bags and go travelling all over the world! In every country we visit, we shall seek out the houses where the witches are living! We shall find each house, one by one, and having found it, you will creep inside and leave your little drops of deadly Mouse-Maker in the bread, or the cornflakes, or the rice-pudding or whatever food you see lying about. It will be a triumph, my darling! A colossal unbeatable triumph. We shall do it entirely by ourselves, just you and me! That will be our work for the rest of our lives!”
My grandmother picked me up off the table and kissed me on the nose. “Oh, my goodness me, we’re going to be busy these next few weeks and months and years!” she cried.
“I think we are,” I said. “But what fun and excitement it’s going to be!”
“You can say that again!” my grandmother cried, giving me another kiss. “I can’t wait to get started!”
The End